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Old 08-21-2009, 01:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the many challenges of yahooka

this thread is dedicated to geeno.


take the veda challenge: preform the geeno while eating a fistfull of chocolate covered bacon and listening to track #5 "Dream Of The Demon Woman" from Power Metal Monster Ballads Vol II

take the SSD challenge: preform the geeno with a friend on some rocks wearing socks.

the mr. belvedere challenge: a cleveland style geeno while balancing a tray with a complete princess diana commemorative tea set on your knees.


now just follow the pattern...
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Old 08-21-2009, 04:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The Rev Challenge: Perform the Geeno Challenge while not thinking a single thing for a full minute, and just experiencing whatever is in front of you.



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Old 08-21-2009, 04:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the lazy challenge: perform the geeno challenge asleep
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The CW challenge: Perform the Geeno challenge perfectly in synch with the seven other members of your row boat.

While the midget coxy yells drop timing at you.
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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there is only one challenge
am i drunk or is challenge a mad word? it looks wrong
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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the bongo challenge: poop while standing AND SITTING
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Old 08-21-2009, 08:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How about while sitting in a stand up toilet?



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Old 08-21-2009, 08:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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poop while hanging upside down like a bat
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Old 08-21-2009, 08:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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do the geeno challenge synchronized to the wizard of oz
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Old 08-21-2009, 09:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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the real geeno challenge- do the geeno challenge with a dildo in your ass
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Old 08-21-2009, 09:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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All you'd do is poop it out, man.

A better one would be a ladies Geeno challenge where they have to use their vag muscles to keep hold of the vibro whilst also pinching off the brownfish.

Vibe drop = Fail



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Old 08-21-2009, 09:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Just for verification this is the thread being referenced.

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/free-al...challenge.html

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Some of you may know that I poop a lot. Typically 1 - 3 times within the first hour and a half of awakening.

All that has changed.

In both my foods/nutrition class and my biology class the teachers noted that the correct position for defecation is squatting. This makes sense considering the internal positioning of the rectum.

I dare you to squat the next time you take a shit. You already know I have, I'd like to see what other people think though.


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Old 08-21-2009, 10:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i only ever try the geeno challenge when im unable to poop the regular way, and i dont think ive ever been successful with the challenge either.

i gotta try that on just a normal day for comparison
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the current roach challenge requires some mechanical backround.







I have a problem with the chain jumping off my scooter when I hit a big bump.

Seems the motor wasn't mounted on a rigid enough plate, and a good bump misaligns the sprockets just enough to jump the chain.

My fixes would to create an idler wheel to take up some fo the slack...it helped, but the chain should never come off, particularly if it jumps to the outer side of the wheel sprocket... jamming on the breaks in an instant sending riders ass over tin cups.
I'd like to carbon fiber over some aluminum plate I have...or I could just use the plate, making a new 1/8 thick motor mounting plate patterned off the old (with improvements)

Or jb weld a thinner aluminum plate over the existing one, clamp and pop rivet.
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Or jb weld a thinner aluminum plate over the existing one, clamp and pop rivet.
i have this uncle roy who i know would vote for this option, therefore i vote against it

this i have learned in life: avoid the uncle roy option
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Old 08-22-2009, 01:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i have this uncle roy who i know would vote for this option, therefore i vote against it

this i have learned in life: avoid the uncle roy option
major LOLZ.

If I weren't so stoned I'd have had the new plate done already.
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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The slapstick challenge: perform the geeno challenge while sharing an ill advised first kiss.
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