Happy Birthday Beyonder

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 07:09 AM

Well read the title and there ya go.

Hope you have a good one brother and get everything you want.

Mikey · 08-21-2009, 07:15 AM

have a good one!

get fucked up!

Prophet Saddam · 08-21-2009, 08:58 AM

!!!!!!!

**Mafoo** · 08-21-2009, 11:41 AM

happy birthday!

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 03:49 PM

What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 04:39 PM

OH Rev you know I can't spell for shit.

How's it look now Sensai?

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 05:05 PM

Sensei, actually.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 05:27 PM

told ya' I was bad.

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 05:28 PM

uh er.... I meant this guy:

Nagayo_Sensai

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?

The Rev

No no, that a bris, the ritual circumcision of a newborn Jewish male performed by the mohel who is either a Rabbi or a Doctor (or both) or a cantor.

They work for tips.

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by №1

They work for tips.

Oh shit! roll those drums kid!

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 06:33 PM

Ehem...

After collecting foreskins for 25 years, the mohel had taken his collection to the local saddlemaker and asked him to make something from the skins to commemorate his years of service. The craftsman, even though it was an odd request, took the Rabbis tips and told him to come back in a week.
A week passed and the mohel returned to the tannery where the saddlemaker handed him a small wallet.
"What is this?!" cried the Rabbi "Twenty five years I collect the foreskins of the Jewish males and you make me a trifold wallet?!"

"Relax" said the craftsman "If you rub it, it turns into three pieces of matched luggage!"

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 06:45 PM

I remember my dad telling me stories about his own father, when he served in WWI. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the better stories involved a prank where several foreskins were introduced to the cooking pot at chow time.

The Rev

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 07:20 PM

Oh shit, I just looked through this thread and, well...

Happy Birthday man!!!

/thread jack

08-21-2009, 07:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Happy Birthday Beyonder Well read the title and there ya go. Hope you have a good one brother and get everything you want. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	OH Rev you know I can't spell for shit. How's it look now Sensai? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Sensei, actually. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	told ya' I was bad. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

08-21-2009, 05:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	uh er.... I meant this guy: Nagayo_Sensai __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Ehem... After collecting foreskins for 25 years, the mohel had taken his collection to the local saddlemaker and asked him to make something from the skins to commemorate his years of service. The craftsman, even though it was an odd request, took the Rabbis tips and told him to come back in a week. A week passed and the mohel returned to the tannery where the saddlemaker handed him a small wallet. "What is this?!" cried the Rabbi "Twenty five years I collect the foreskins of the Jewish males and you make me a trifold wallet?!" "Relax" said the craftsman "If you rub it, it turns into three pieces of matched luggage!" __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I remember my dad telling me stories about his own father, when he served in WWI. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the better stories involved a prank where several foreskins were introduced to the cooking pot at chow time. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Oh shit, I just looked through this thread and, well... Happy Birthday man!!! /thread jack __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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