Happy Birthday Beyonder

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 08:09 AM

Well read the title and there ya go.

Hope you have a good one brother and get everything you want.

Mikey · 08-21-2009, 08:15 AM

have a good one!

get fucked up!

Prophet Saddam · 08-21-2009, 09:58 AM

!!!!!!!

**Mafoo** · 08-21-2009, 12:41 PM

happy birthday!

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 04:49 PM

What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 05:39 PM

OH Rev you know I can't spell for shit.

How's it look now Sensai?

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 06:05 PM

Sensei, actually.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 06:27 PM

told ya' I was bad.

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 06:28 PM

uh er.... I meant this guy:

Nagayo_Sensai

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off?

The Rev

No no, that a bris, the ritual circumcision of a newborn Jewish male performed by the mohel who is either a Rabbi or a Doctor (or both) or a cantor.

They work for tips.

**SageTree** · 08-21-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by №1

They work for tips.

Oh shit! roll those drums kid!

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 07:33 PM

Ehem...

After collecting foreskins for 25 years, the mohel had taken his collection to the local saddlemaker and asked him to make something from the skins to commemorate his years of service. The craftsman, even though it was an odd request, took the Rabbis tips and told him to come back in a week.
A week passed and the mohel returned to the tannery where the saddlemaker handed him a small wallet.
"What is this?!" cried the Rabbi "Twenty five years I collect the foreskins of the Jewish males and you make me a trifold wallet?!"

"Relax" said the craftsman "If you rub it, it turns into three pieces of matched luggage!"

The Rev · 08-21-2009, 07:45 PM

I remember my dad telling me stories about his own father, when he served in WWI. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the better stories involved a prank where several foreskins were introduced to the cooking pot at chow time.

The Rev

~1~ · 08-21-2009, 08:20 PM

Oh shit, I just looked through this thread and, well...

Happy Birthday man!!!

/thread jack

08-21-2009, 08:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	Happy Birthday Beyonder Well read the title and there ya go. Hope you have a good one brother and get everything you want. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	What's a brith? Is that when a gay jewish baby gets the tip of his prick nipped off? The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	OH Rev you know I can't spell for shit. How's it look now Sensai? __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	Sensei, actually. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	told ya' I was bad. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	uh er.... I meant this guy: Nagayo_Sensai __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	Ehem... After collecting foreskins for 25 years, the mohel had taken his collection to the local saddlemaker and asked him to make something from the skins to commemorate his years of service. The craftsman, even though it was an odd request, took the Rabbis tips and told him to come back in a week. A week passed and the mohel returned to the tannery where the saddlemaker handed him a small wallet. "What is this?!" cried the Rabbi "Twenty five years I collect the foreskins of the Jewish males and you make me a trifold wallet?!" "Relax" said the craftsman "If you rub it, it turns into three pieces of matched luggage!" __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

08-21-2009, 07:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	I remember my dad telling me stories about his own father, when he served in WWI. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the better stories involved a prank where several foreskins were introduced to the cooking pot at chow time. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	Oh shit, I just looked through this thread and, well... Happy Birthday man!!! /thread jack __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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