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OldSchoolStylee · 08-22-2009, 01:25 PM

Guy on the right clearly dragged there by his mates who he is re-evaluating

**Kompressor** · 08-22-2009, 01:26 PM

CW: The answer is in post #30.

OldSchoolStylee · 08-22-2009, 01:26 PM

In fact I think he is eyeing up the exit there for a hasty exit

myxomatosis · 08-22-2009, 01:30 PM

Yeah I wasn't sure about him. He looks like he could belong, but doesn't seem thrilled about it.

CW, here you are sir, straight from the clowns mouth.

Quote:

"What Is A Juggalo"

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

OldSchoolStylee · 08-22-2009, 01:32 PM

lmao detroit, cleveland and st loius are the most juggalo cities

Quote:

Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

yeah rap

Lloydy · 08-22-2009, 01:38 PM

i cant believe people honestly buy into that shit

myxomatosis · 08-22-2009, 01:43 PM

But you don't understand, the Jokers Cards, they tell a story. About Jesus nonetheless.

Mikey · 08-22-2009, 01:46 PM

say what you will but ICP has been around for over 10 years with virtually no mtv play no radio play and they still sell a buncha records worldwide

myxomatosis · 08-22-2009, 01:50 PM

^ Yes.

I don't think anyone is taking away from how many records they've sold, but that doesn't make them good or the retards that bought their records any less retarded.

Being · 08-22-2009, 02:05 PM

so talentless....

absolute shit

Geeno · 08-22-2009, 02:15 PM

What is a scorpion?
An animal that stings
I'm like a bat with blood comin out the wings
You should never in your wildest dreams shit on a nigga who resides in the burrough of queens
strong wicked, in the lex on the celly
now you gettin fucked without the ky jelly
how i made it? you salivated over my calibrated raps that validated my ghetto credibility

thankyou monch.

Cerpin Taxt · 08-22-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchoolStylee

Guy on the right clearly dragged there by his mates who he is re-evaluating

Hahahah so true.

francis · 08-22-2009, 03:13 PM

the worst thing about all this is, all them bitches got kids at home or one in the oven. someone call cps pleazzzzzz.

Dr. Drew · 08-22-2009, 06:48 PM

all I have to say is lol.
I was going to joke around and say " o I thought i saw some of u guyz there", but I didn't want anyone to think I was serious.

Man in Black · 08-22-2009, 06:52 PM

i swear there are more "juggalos" around here than I can count. they are EVERYWHERE.

Geeno · 08-22-2009, 06:53 PM

^thats a problem

Man in Black · 08-22-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

^thats a problem

yeah and they are reproducing in massive quantities

Dr. Drew · 08-22-2009, 07:00 PM

sketch

Canuck Wisdom · 08-23-2009, 12:38 AM

truly

Mull D · 08-23-2009, 01:27 AM

yahooka confessions: i once paid money for an icp cd

08-22-2009, 01:25 PM	#41 (permalink)
OldSchoolStylee ¯\(º_o)/¯ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blighty Posts: 8,202 Thanks: 17 Thanked 131 Times in 54 Posts	Guy on the right clearly dragged there by his mates who he is re-evaluating __________________ .<12not_bongo> oss is legit hellz ya.

08-22-2009, 01:26 PM	#42 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,066 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2,849 Times in 1,509 Posts	CW: The answer is in post #30. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

08-22-2009, 01:26 PM	#43 (permalink)
OldSchoolStylee ¯\(º_o)/¯ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blighty Posts: 8,202 Thanks: 17 Thanked 131 Times in 54 Posts	In fact I think he is eyeing up the exit there for a hasty exit __________________ .<12not_bongo> oss is legit hellz ya.

08-22-2009, 01:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,191 Times in 1,004 Posts	i cant believe people honestly buy into that shit __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

08-22-2009, 01:43 PM	#47 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	But you don't understand, the Jokers Cards, they tell a story. About Jesus nonetheless. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

08-22-2009, 01:46 PM	#48 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	say what you will but ICP has been around for over 10 years with virtually no mtv play no radio play and they still sell a buncha records worldwide __________________ RIP Gov

08-22-2009, 01:50 PM	#49 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	^ Yes. I don't think anyone is taking away from how many records they've sold, but that doesn't make them good or the retards that bought their records any less retarded. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

08-22-2009, 03:13 PM	#53 (permalink)
francis Primative Radio God Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,838 Thanks: 31 Thanked 28 Times in 67 Posts	the worst thing about all this is, all them bitches got kids at home or one in the oven. someone call cps pleazzzzzz. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

08-22-2009, 06:52 PM	#55 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	i swear there are more "juggalos" around here than I can count. they are EVERYWHERE. __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

08-23-2009, 01:27 AM	#60 (permalink)
Mull D Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,584 Thanks: 455 Thanked 156 Times in 81 Posts	yahooka confessions: i once paid money for an icp cd

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