fight at school

renegade · 08-23-2009, 08:47 PM

the other day i was in line at the cafeteria and i pushed in front of this gay nerd, h told me to get out of the line and wiat my turn so i turned around and told him to stfu before i beat the fucking shit out of him,he asked me1 more time to get out of the line so i fukking grabbed him by the hair and fucking picked up a ketchep bottle and fucking broke it over his head and then preceded to bash my fist into his face about 7 times, i was hella pissed so i just kept on bashing his head in until next thoing i new hew as on the ground and i was kicking his bitch ass good,i kicked him in the ribs abt 10 times and a few times in the mouth just to teach him some respect...i grabbed him by the hair again and said "ill fukcing cut in front of u any time i want to bitch! understand!!! he said he understood but i kept on bashing his fukking head some more until he was unconcious

i had to spend the night in jail and i also got expelled but it was worth it. im prob gonna have 2 go to court and wear a fucking tie tho now which sucks ass

Geeno · 08-23-2009, 09:05 PM

you should prob swear as soon as you get into court to let everyone know ur not afraid

Silverleaf · 08-23-2009, 09:37 PM

we have a winner.

Waves · 08-23-2009, 09:47 PM

lol i love every one of these threads

dontmiss420 · 08-23-2009, 10:23 PM

haha, i kind of hope you get fucked by the judge, maybe 3000 hours of community service will teach you a lesson. The dude probably was gay, and a nerd, but he stood up for his spot in line, which shows way more balls then pounding the shit out of him ever will. Amping out at scrapping everyone you try and cheat wont get you far in life, but with a little social cohesion and patience you can actually do what you like, even if it means waiting in line.

Sugar420 · 08-23-2009, 10:38 PM

im all move this to the right forum

ionlylooklazy · 08-23-2009, 10:48 PM

i hope u taught that nerd a lesson. fuckin nerds. goddamn i swear, think they rule the world

Being · 08-23-2009, 11:33 PM

ugh. someones parents failed their job

vanilla · 08-23-2009, 11:39 PM

but even more importantly, who goes to school in august ?

John F. Kerry · 08-23-2009, 11:42 PM

...and the first thing he did after getting out of jail was jump on yahooka, create an account, and tell random people the tale. rofl . sure buddy.

Sugar420 · 08-23-2009, 11:42 PM

this is a recycled post, its been used before

brought to you by the artist who "lightly" burns ppls hair on the bus

notepad · 08-24-2009, 12:13 AM

lulul

The SARS Volta · 08-24-2009, 08:01 AM

This thread is the best in a while

R1bal · 08-24-2009, 09:46 AM

tedkennedy · 08-24-2009, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontmiss420

haha, i kind of hope you get fucked by the judge, maybe 3000 hours of community service will teach you a lesson. The dude probably was gay, and a nerd, but he stood up for his spot in line, which shows way more balls then pounding the shit out of him ever will. Amping out at scrapping everyone you try and cheat wont get you far in life, but with a little social cohesion and patience you can actually do what you like, even if it means waiting in line.

this is what is known on the internet as a "troll". they say made up shit to incite people to argue or get pissed off but its all a ploy by the troll to stir up shit and make people think they are being serious

aft3rsh0kk · 08-24-2009, 02:56 PM

Being · 08-24-2009, 03:01 PM

^win

Dr. ShinDig · 08-25-2009, 05:38 PM

is it just me or did I read this exact post a while back, I know I did, same damn thing.

renegade · 12-22-2011, 03:40 PM

none you would done shit

Flamingnun · 12-22-2011, 03:54 PM

Of course not, most of us have a basic grasp of the English language.

08-23-2009, 08:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
renegade YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 4 Posts	fight at school the other day i was in line at the cafeteria and i pushed in front of this gay nerd, h told me to get out of the line and wiat my turn so i turned around and told him to stfu before i beat the fucking shit out of him,he asked me1 more time to get out of the line so i fukking grabbed him by the hair and fucking picked up a ketchep bottle and fucking broke it over his head and then preceded to bash my fist into his face about 7 times, i was hella pissed so i just kept on bashing his head in until next thoing i new hew as on the ground and i was kicking his bitch ass good,i kicked him in the ribs abt 10 times and a few times in the mouth just to teach him some respect...i grabbed him by the hair again and said "ill fukcing cut in front of u any time i want to bitch! understand!!! he said he understood but i kept on bashing his fukking head some more until he was unconcious i had to spend the night in jail and i also got expelled but it was worth it. im prob gonna have 2 go to court and wear a fucking tie tho now which sucks ass

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dontmiss420 Bong rips! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hilo, Hawai'i Posts: 29 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 17 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	haha, i kind of hope you get fucked by the judge, maybe 3000 hours of community service will teach you a lesson. The dude probably was gay, and a nerd, but he stood up for his spot in line, which shows way more balls then pounding the shit out of him ever will. Amping out at scrapping everyone you try and cheat wont get you far in life, but with a little social cohesion and patience you can actually do what you like, even if it means waiting in line.

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	im all move this to the right forum

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 558 Times in 292 Posts	i hope u taught that nerd a lesson. fuckin nerds. goddamn i swear, think they rule the world

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John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,734 Thanks: 1,831 Thanked 497 Times in 355 Posts	...and the first thing he did after getting out of jail was jump on yahooka, create an account, and tell random people the tale. rofl . sure buddy.

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	this is a recycled post, its been used before brought to you by the artist who "lightly" burns ppls hair on the bus

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	lulul

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