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Old 08-23-2009, 09:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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funny ass prank to pull on your friend - try it!

step 1: take him out to a bar but say you have to take HIS car cuz yours is in the shop

step 2: get him BLACKOUT drunk

step 3: once hes passed out, put him in his car and drive him out to some secluded stretch of highway

step 4: pull over to the side of the road, get out of the car, put him in the drivers seat and roll the car into a tree

step 5: run to a payphone and call in an anonymous tip to the police about some drunk guy driving off the road and crashing

step 6: ROFL
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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dude...
just no.
i wont even justify that with an answer.

just you breathing is wrong right now it's that bad.
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If you do this you're nothing but a prick and you deserve to get fucked in the ass by a frozen quart of milk for all of eternity.

No lube.
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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did you just watch out cold...?
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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DUDE
never be a bad friend


EVER..
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I doubt this dude;

A) Has any friends

B) Will be legally allowed on the premises of any establishment that sells alcohol for the next six years.

So...
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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its rob_kelley!
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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those were my first thoughts after reading the first sentence.
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Old 08-24-2009, 06:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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he's operating at 60% foot funk
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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why do a buncha threads end up in ffa that werent in ffa
if a thread is posted outside of ffa it shouldnt be in ffa
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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because it shouldntve been where it was posted either
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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can we just delete this account plz?
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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yeah i really hope you die, OP. 1. drunk driving isn't cool. 2. setting a "friend" up to be arrested for drunk driving- gets the death penalty on Planet Charlie.
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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this kids got some strange fantasies.


snorting the ritalin again ?








Shouldn't their post count be at least 1 ?
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Shouldn't you be sucking dick on Grasscity?
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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no, you suck enough dick here to keep a world or queers like you happy.


fixed.
not as familiar with the word as you.

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Old 08-24-2009, 04:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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^lol

seriously wtf?
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