SpankyMcLankey

wayyy tooo big

shakeNbake06

awwwww shit that would be scary.. i get creeped out swimming in an ocean where i cant see whats underneath me. even in lake michigan i freeked out when i fell out of a boat.. fuck swimming in the deep ocean into the deep blue beyonder

Waves

actually it can be quite fun with proper gear and such

snorkling and scuba is the shit

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my_scatterheart

I stand by my statement.

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Aurora

^ has a vagina but isn't one.

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Jimmycube

u made me smile black...danm u

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osirus2020

Until his naked ass was dropped on the beach. I would have ran up and kicked him in the balls for being such an asshole friend.

Probably bought him a beer afterwards.

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SpankyMcLankey

dude I don't care about not being able to see what's under me, but not knowing is what's worst.

like in a lake the worst thing that could be under you is NOT a 10 foot man eating shark or giant squid that could pull you apart like string cheese(ok not realistic, but possible).

osirus2020

Yeah but they're slimy and creepy anyways. And it's like if they even touch your toes it's wicked creepy.

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Black

hmmmmmmm yes as i was saying.

i ask what tit tisssssss....hmmm yes. the proceeding part is magnificent.

she looks at me, from breast to breast. slowly up my chest, furhter more up my throat and finally locks on my lips.

speaking to them as one would speak to a newly born baby just post trip in the canal of warmth she says "i would like to ask of you a favor"

i look at her lips as they form the last "or" sound of the sentence. they are cracked, from many years pon this earth, or from many weights of crack heated.

i reply "lady you already asked that the auidence is getting antsy, on with the story"
"what story?" she asks

she was clearly under the influence of some heavy psychedelic. the kind bush men and rockerrollers are so fond of.

onwards.

she wants me to wave to her, briskly, silently, vibrantly, bashfully, and most of all, lovingly. most of all....lovingly. how can one drunk man resist the allure of an old lady looking for a loving briskilenbrantly wave. not i, not as she smelled so sweet of elderberrys.

her groceries consisted of brown sugar, flour, oil, eggs and cocoa. there was baking to be done by this woman. many many tasty teats were to emerge from an oven somewhere in a house full of cats. and decorative bowls. i could picture it then so vividly. like a dream that hast be forgotten. there were crown moldings in the washrooms. her walls were colors of autumn with hints of mauve and lilac. oh those were the days.

i agreed to commit this act of love in the form of a wave. i was hoping for a larger act, but we shall take what we shall get.

par three coming fall 2020

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stonerkid

dude that was sick!

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Dr. Drew

weak ending dude

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Grieves

so the crazy lady asked you to wave?

that is pretty freaking outrageous...

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C_ka

that was a weak ending

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