Black

grocery store. 9 30 am. bacon, still drunk

i approach the cashier. a lady is in line in front of me. she smelled of elderberries i thought. blue wool sweater, a vibe of a cat filled house filled with decorative bowls. yes, many. damn that jysk. not even a real word.
im stunned as im snapped out of my feline filled thoughts when she says "you dear look exactly like my son"
well fuck me, there goes my chance at hittin it.
"well your son must be one handsome young fellow" i say modestly.
she smiles and nods "yeeeeeeeeeess". her voice was like a leamers cry when the moon is full on a dark winters eve.

then she asks me for a favor. i ask what'tis.
part two coming next time.

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Mafoo

this has happened to me, the lady then asked me to pay for her groceries.. hag

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vanilla

where you grocery shopping, the fuckin city market ?

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Geeno

is this like a choose your own adventure thread?

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aft3rsh0kk

turn to page 32 plz

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Silverleaf

Your friend Marco pops out behind you and slaps you on the back.

"Hey, you lost in the clouds, there, buddy?"

You sigh, turn away from the cellar door from whence you thought you heard tapping, and walk away.

THE END.


those fucking choose your own adventures sucked so much asshole. there were never any really good endings.

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stonerkid

weird you say that cause this dude marco i know went crazy and swam out to sea a few weeks ago

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SpankyMcLankey

Like, tried to swim to the mainland?

bongobongo

im suprised that im begging like a little bird in the mother nest right now for more of this taboo stTORrYYrYYy OOoooOoOO

stonerkid

well him and this other dude johnny where at this beach to surf but marko was slowly loosing it up until then, like in the car on the way there he was like taking of his clothes and shit. well the get to the water and there chillin on there boards and marko says to johnny "dude my mom called! theres a tsunami coming from korea!" and strips of his clothes ditches his board and starts swimmin out to sea! then johnny swims back in with both boards and is all flippin out on the beach and somehow the rescue copter gets called and the pluck him outta the bay and dump him back on the beach but naked

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osirus2020

That's really crazy.

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stonerkid

yeha like they sent him to oahu for a psych evaluation a few weeks ago but i heard hes pretty much all better just an episode kinda thing. crazy shit thou man, we all thought we lost marko

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R1bal

the suspense is killing me

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my_scatterheart

Swimming out into a bay doesn't sound that crazy.
Swimming straight out into the ocean, little crazy.

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Silverleaf

lotsa cases of people gettin' dragged out to sea because of mad crazy undertow recently. i heard about three people just last weekend who washed out. i didn't know any of them, just crazy stories about strong riptides and shiz.

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SpankyMcLankey

damn, son.

Mikey

where i live im surrounded by ocean
its a scary thing if u think of it

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wellfleation

I was at the supermarket about two months ago when I hear this disturbing call coming from this sketchy looking woman. I go to roll down my window thinking I forgot something in the store and she walks behind my car and suddenly opens the passenger door and leans in. The lady says she is desperately in need of a ride "just up the street". I hesitantly said okay and as soon as we start moving this crack whore looking lady says, ". . . and I just need one more thing". I ask what and she says she needs $30 dollars or she will be evicted. I said, "Look lady, I'll take you up the street but there is no way in hell I'm giving my money away to a stranger." She then asks me to stop so she could ask someone else. I stopped and told her to get out.

I've had similar experiences as well.

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stonerkid

im not so sure you understand the magnitude of hilo bay


nigga swam out past the right edge of the pic with like the humpbacks and hammerheads and shit

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