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Old 08-27-2009, 04:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anything to make the penis larger?

I'm wondering if there is anything out there that works. I'm looking to add about 3 inches in length. I don't want links to supplements that are proven gimmicks, and I'm not going to destroy my blood vessels with a pump.

Natural is the key word here. Pain-free.
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you're at like 4-5 that's not all that bad... even if you're lower, being able to up your game in every other aspect of bed will MORE than make up for any perceived lacking you may have in size... trust!
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I didnt know you could make a vagina larger ???
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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3 inches? what???

I'm pretty sure even surgery only gets you about an inch or two.

good luck with your hunt for a larger penis.
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Maybe you could find a transplant. Or use your pinkie like that guy on TV did.
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If you're at like 4-5 that's not all that bad... even if you're lower, being able to up your game in every other aspect of bed will MORE than make up for any perceived lacking you may have in size... trust!
It's genetic, but what tees me off is my brother has an above average size, so my condition must have been environmental causes.

I'm not lower than that, but yeah, it's definitely in the average to below average range. My performance is too good. that's never been a problem.
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Hahahe. Good one.
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If you're at like 4-5 that's not all that bad... even if you're lower, being able to up your game in every other aspect of bed will MORE than make up for any perceived lacking you may have in size... trust!
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as for actual results, add a lot of iron to your diet. I don't know how much it helps, but its noticable. I just never measured the change.
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Dick size isn't what turns people off...It's the insecurity that pisses people off...
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This is an incredibly gay conversation...

Anyways, I'm telling you now there is no good way to make your dick bigger. Supplements don't do shit except maybe give you more blood flow which makes it look bigger, but it really isn't.
There's a couple different surgeries, one they cut that little flap of skin that connects your dick and balls so it "hangs" more and appears bigger.
The other they disconnect some muscle or whatever (since your penis actually go's a few inches into your body past what you can see) and it is technically longer, but the surgery has lots of complications and you can't get a hard on anymore.
Any of that shit about jelquing or whatever is a load of shit. It's like asking "Can I make my liver smaller?"...Or "Can I make my head more triangular?".

Besides, I have a huge dick and I suck in bed.
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Dick size isn't what turns people off...It's the insecurity that pisses people off...
What, do you get pissed off when the guy you're fucking is insecure about his dick?
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You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
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And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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