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Keezheekoni
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Something you deserve to know
Last night I was out drinking, and I peed all over myself in the bathroom. Totally soaked crotch and run down the inside of my right leg. I was wearing reasonably dark jeans, and should have left immediately.
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¼Chemical Cousin¼
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Is this some sort of scam or something?
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Kung-Fu Jew
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PS- I farted lastnight, and it was kind of wet and seaped into my boxers. Felt like I shat myself... pretty much did.
you deserved to know. PPS- geeno, we should start a TLC doc or even mini-series on post-adolescents that piss and shit themselves.
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The Worst
Join Date: Mar 2003
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gee, just because they couldn't "see" it doesn't mean they didn't smell it...
you are now the smelly kid, but no one will ever tell you, they will just make fun of you behind your back..
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dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
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Don't lump me in with you and your loose bowel friends
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