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Old 08-28-2009, 10:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Something you deserve to know

Last night I was out drinking, and I peed all over myself in the bathroom. Totally soaked crotch and run down the inside of my right leg. I was wearing reasonably dark jeans, and should have left immediately.

But I played it off.
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Old 08-28-2009, 10:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Is this some sort of scam or something?
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Old 08-28-2009, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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im going to try this one time
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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PS- I farted lastnight, and it was kind of wet and seaped into my boxers. Felt like I shat myself... pretty much did.

you deserved to know.

PPS- geeno, we should start a TLC doc or even mini-series on post-adolescents that piss and shit themselves.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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gee, just because they couldn't "see" it doesn't mean they didn't smell it...

you are now the smelly kid, but no one will ever tell you, they will just make fun of you behind your back..
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good work geeno keep it up
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah I also poop my pants a few times a year.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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gee, just because they couldn't "see" it doesn't mean they didn't smell it...

you are now the smelly kid, but no one will ever tell you, they will just make fun of you behind your back..
Everything in this city smells like piss, I was safe there.
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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we all have sharting incidents, luckily all of mine have happened at home with no one around
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i sharted at work one time. i was reaching up to stock cans and phlert
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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way to be smooth g-no
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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we all have sharting incidents
Don't lump me in with you and your loose bowel friends
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Old 08-28-2009, 02:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2009, 02:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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^^sounds like alot of fast food diarrhea going around.
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