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Old 08-29-2009, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Would you let me crash on your couch?

I like to think I'm a respectful gentlemen, and many of the Yahookans I have met IRL should be able to attest to this. Whether I want to crash on your couch or not is a different story, but if I found myself in your city, may I?

My best quality as a guest is to know when to be quiet. I have a lot of good stories, and I can make a killer meatloaf.

One night, no "guy on the couch" shit. Yes? No?
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If it was up to me, you could crash on my couch.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Anytime Geeno, but I don't think i'd let you record any TV shows.
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sure dude.
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Couch? Shit, man, you could sleep in my bed with me!

(No meatloaf, tho.)



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Old 08-29-2009, 10:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd let you have the guest house brah.
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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if you wore a shower cap and brought da bud
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'd let you have the guest house brah.
Ditto. You can upgrade; I got a guest room.
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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ye u can crash.
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^the world that i gotta pay bills in is the real one.

The moment I get a bill in my dreams, it's over. Im divorcing my brain.
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm holding you all to this.
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Does couch cushions on the floor count? Sleep away man, just don't squirm too much or else they spread out and then your just another drifter sleeping on a floor.
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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sure you can man, but it's more of a love seat than a couch
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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yes, but no lemons type escapades
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Ya Geeno you're good people. I got ya.
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i keep thinking it's vanilla, have to double-check everytime
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Yeah. We got extra beds. I let bands and musicians stay here sometimes while on tours. The general Los angeles area.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 08-29-2009, 12:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If my couch were made out of poop and machetes.....




and it is.
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Old 08-29-2009, 01:04 PM   #19 (permalink)
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^ Probably the single greatest noob thread ever created here on Yahooka.
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Old 08-29-2009, 01:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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come on guys he was new to smoking, and I think drunk too
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