Linkey

so i moved into a new apartment recently. Everything about it is great except that my neighbors keep fucking roosters 20ft outside my window! I can't ever sleep past 9 no matter how tired i am. this has got to be some violation of a noise ordinance or maybe a "no freaking farm animals in the city" law.

Canuck Wisdom

hahaha seriously, roosters?

Just get up earlier

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Linkey

i live in vermont now

yes. nobody understands until it happens to them. they leave just enough time between crows so you can almost fall back to sleep only to be sudden woken up....and this repeats until you give up and get out of bed all pissed off.

Linkey

naw i always lived here. just did a year of college in bozeman. its a sweet place and i miss it but i gotta be here for now

AlteredStateGrl

I dunno....there is a rooster size Blue Jay that bugs the holy fuckin' shit out of me some mornings...

But yes, upon further thought, a Rooster may be more annoying...at least the Blue Jay can fly away somewhere else...although, he doesn't.

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notepad

yeah, fort collins, co just passed this law too..

was up there staying at my friends gf's place and same deal had to listen to made chickens and roosters in the morning from her hippie neighbor.

this is like a 140,000k city so not some rural place.. so its p dumb in my opinion.

Linkey

so do they have to keep the roosters inside during the winter or am i fucked for the whole year?

aft3rsh0kk

take matters into your own hands linkey.

you know what you must do

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Linkey

ya i know. my sanity depends on these roosters leaving. I think i'll just set them free at night.

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EAT THEM!


I mean, what if they find their way back...


Hey, toss a couple stray cats over the fence.

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The Rev

You can call the police and report it as a disturbance of the peace. If the law is anything like it is in Calif., the cops will go over there with you and you get to make a citizen's arrest on the chicken owner in question (because you can't disturb a cop's peace, by law). I did it once to a guy who had dogs barking behind my house at 3am. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, tho. Disturbance is disturbance.



The Rev

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José

I used to have 4 show quality hens in my backyard before we moved.

Roosters may be annoying but they can be so beautiful(they make good fly fishing flys too!).



I have a friend who has a rooster in his house. It doesn't make noise in the morning though. It's pretty much a cat, it walks around and asks people to get let outside and shit, it's funny and really chill at the same time.

rollingthunder

spanky.. i would love to see that

the bf has like 7 roosters at his house.. they are like a little mafia. you have the hitman, the boss who goes ballistic, and the little henchmen.

but the differece is that they never shu up.. ever.

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aft3rsh0kk

eat himmmmmmmm

--edit

cook your neighbors breakfast

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Peace seeker

i agree.

but not as annoying as having the city's clock (or church) bells, a few yards away from your room...Can drive u you "insane".

One summer i used to DJ in an "after" club, so my sleeping hrs (after alot of alcohol, weed and occasionally substances) were between 7am to 1pm.

My motel room was right next to a church, that had a few of those huge bells that rang every hr, for as many times as the number of the hr (i.e 7 times at 7 am)




but roosters can be equally annoying, since they start at 5:45am

SageTree

The crowing isn't bad if you just get up when they start. It's pretty amazing what you can get done in the morning, and then take an afternoon nap if you can or go to bed earlier. Roosters weren't programmed by the industrial revolution like humans have became. 8 hours a sleep in one sitting at nite isn't our natural cycle, it was we have to do to get by.

But good luck with whatever you try to do with them

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Peace seeker

i know a great recipe for rooster with tomatoes and herbs in the oven

then spread over pasta and sprinkle with farm cheese

a winter favourite



(jk, no offense to roosters )

kitch

some of my friends up in upstate new york live next to a guy who was raising 200 fighting roosters. The whole neighborhood banded together and got him kicked out.

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