What to do, what to do... **FUN** holy shit

Krunk · 09-17-2009, 06:41 PM

Hi.

So I come to my parents' house for the first time in a while. I get here, and no one is home. I'm playing with the dog, walking around the house bullshitting, and what do I find?? Two home drug testing kits in my dad's study.

lol wtf

So I'm all thinking "what a fuckin nazi" even though he was never a nazi at all when I was growing up. It's gotta be my mom influencing him.

You see, my little brother is at the critical age where the apathy catches up with you and you kind of realize that you don't give a fuck about anything except your friends. This time period just so happens to coincide with the age where all of your friends start getting high and you decide to experiment a little bit... or become a full fledged stoner.

Regardless, my little bro isn't a stoner, but he told me's he's tried getting high "once". Probably more like every "once" and a while, or "once" a week.

So my dad drops two references to potheads being losers today. He never talks about pot. Ever. He made one lame comment that I let slide at dinner, then we were all sitting around discussing my brother's high school schedule. He asks me if I'm going to make my kids take hard classes, or let them fail out and smoke dope in the backyard. Polar opposites brah, take a fuckin chill pill.

I'm all like, fuck yeah I'll let my kids get high as long as they make decent grades. Even if they start doing poorly in school, don't blame it on the ganja.

So.... to the poll:

Burner of trees · 09-17-2009, 06:52 PM

i think you should use one of those tests infront of your family so that after failing (passing in my mind and all yours i would hope) your little bro will see its not so bad. you might want to steer clear of dad if you do this though..

ionlylooklazy · 09-17-2009, 06:56 PM

i think you should take the tests yourself and give them to your dad

Mydriasis · 09-17-2009, 06:57 PM

1,2,3,4 dude. All of them. But mostly 4.

The Rev · 09-17-2009, 07:58 PM

If your little brother knows that you smoke, and that you have a decent career and are a responsible adult, then all of your dad's remarks about "pothead losers" will fall on deaf ears. In fact, those comments are likely to cause your dad a large loss in credibility with his kids. Your dad might want to know this.

The Rev

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-17-2009, 08:32 PM

Today I was talking to this girl who smokes cigs but told me pot is 4x worse for your lungs.

Like, really? Where did you get the number four?

dubtrice · 09-17-2009, 08:48 PM

^ from too much *fap*fap*fapping*

Go find the dirtiest crack/crystal/heroin addict in the city, have em take the drug test, then leave the results back on the dads desk...

it should be entertaining

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-17-2009, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubtrice

^ from too much *fap*fap*fapping*

Go find the dirtiest crack/crystal/heroin addict in the city, have em take the drug test, then leave the results back on the dads desk...

it should be entertaining

wow I haven't seen you in awhile. How was training?

I'm guessing the tests are just for weed..

dubtrice · 09-17-2009, 08:55 PM

I went to jail

Im gonna have to wait until my probation is over before they will take me back, I messed up

Grieves · 09-17-2009, 09:33 PM

Tell him that everyone smokes pot except for chimos, vampires, and robots...

tedkennedy · 09-17-2009, 10:16 PM

drug testing is retarded, parents just need to talk to their kids and not treat them like criminals guilty of wrong doing

Debaser · 09-17-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

Tell him that everyone smokes pot except for chimos, vampires, and robots...

I bet there's at least a couple of robots out there that dig on the ganj

View Poll Results: What should I do about the two drug tests?
Take them home with me. Save the little bro / have them to test myself if I ever have to.	1	5.26%
Talk to my dad. Getting high isn't the problem, and he's only going to exasperate the situation.	5	26.32%
Take a piss, aiming 6 inches to the right of the toiler for my mom to clean up.	1	5.26%
Pull my pants down and smoke a fat doobie while fap fap fap	9	47.37%
I'm gay.	3	15.79%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

09-17-2009, 06:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	i think you should use one of those tests infront of your family so that after failing (passing in my mind and all yours i would hope) your little bro will see its not so bad. you might want to steer clear of dad if you do this though.. __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

09-17-2009, 06:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	1,2,3,4 dude. All of them. But mostly 4. __________________ ۞

09-17-2009, 07:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	If your little brother knows that you smoke, and that you have a decent career and are a responsible adult, then all of your dad's remarks about "pothead losers" will fall on deaf ears. In fact, those comments are likely to cause your dad a large loss in credibility with his kids. Your dad might want to know this. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

09-17-2009, 09:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	Tell him that everyone smokes pot except for chimos, vampires, and robots... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

09-17-2009, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 3,993 Thanks: 51 Thanked 500 Times in 262 Posts	i think you should take the tests yourself and give them to your dad

09-17-2009, 08:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	Today I was talking to this girl who smokes cigs but told me pot is 4x worse for your lungs. Like, really? Where did you get the number four?

09-17-2009, 08:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	^ from too much fapfapfapping Go find the dirtiest crack/crystal/heroin addict in the city, have em take the drug test, then leave the results back on the dads desk... it should be entertaining

09-17-2009, 08:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	I went to jail Im gonna have to wait until my probation is over before they will take me back, I messed up

09-17-2009, 10:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,247 Thanks: 69 Thanked 572 Times in 360 Posts	drug testing is retarded, parents just need to talk to their kids and not treat them like criminals guilty of wrong doing __________________ matthew munari

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