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Old 09-18-2009, 08:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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6 undercovers for a traffic stop? You rolling thru the north end or something?
nah crescentwood

as i said i think they were vice or street crimes because they all had flak jackets and ghost cars, i believe they thought we stole the car we were in, or were dealing drugs, or something... The cops said they "just started following us because we were taking a really convoluted route"... I take that to mean when they were tailgaiting the shit out of us like retards... fuuuuck.
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You got lucky as shit. That's why I NEVER roll with paraphenelia even if it's 100% clean. Joints are for cars imo.

Also lucky to dodge a yay charge possession can land you time in some places/cases.

Sounds like a good day to just sit down and be greatful lol
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Especially when your riding around in a car that practically says " bust me " written on the side of it.
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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edit - I think we've all had our close calls. Glad we got another yahookan away from stupid trouble.
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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sounds feasible, if not a little embelished

a buddy and i were at an intersection in the midst of a drive'n'blaze, just deciding what direction to head off in, and a cop drives by. we decide its a good time to just go. as we pull out the cop turns around.

we have a head start on him so we pull into a side street and gun, then park into hidden drive. my buddy (the driver) forgets to take his foot off the break. the cop blows past the hidden drive doing at least 50, sees the lights and turns around. but not before i stash my bowl and sack off in the snow.

long story short, cop searches us and find my buddies one hitter. he throws it in the woods and tells us to go home.

we pick up our bowl and sack and continue along our merry way minus a 5 dollar one hitter

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Old 09-19-2009, 07:58 AM   #26 (permalink)
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i give this story a B+
Yeah I agree. You didn't mow those cops into piece with an MG42.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 09-19-2009, 08:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Yea I been there.

Didn't have scales or coke tho.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:02 PM   #28 (permalink)
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1.) the story is not embelished

2.) it happened 2 days ago at like 2 or 3 am

3.) shitpissfuck
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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my vocabulary word of the day is embellish
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:44 PM   #30 (permalink)
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YOU SHOULD ADD OBFUSCATE TO IT THEN.. BRILLIANT VARIATION..
sorry about the caps. but im not typing it again
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