Okay...

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-18-2009, 12:37 AM

So I was blazing with my friend, we'll call him "a douchebag".

Me and a douchebag were blazing in a douchebag's smashed up cadillac which is basically written off and he's just waiting for his claim to be approved or whatever so hes still driving it, it's really not even that bad.

Anyways, me and a douchebag are blazing in this smashed car with a douchebag's expensive 2.5 foot bong, in the car there are also 2 heady-ass pipes, ~1 gram of extremely good weed (luckily), 1 scale, 2 grinders, and, in the breast pocket of my jacket a freshly purchased flap of dat raw alpine snizzow.

Me and a douchebag frequently blaze in his car while driving around the neighborhood late at night, which, as we would soon discover, is not a good idea.

We were driving down some shit-ass avenue, when me and a douchebag noticed some other douchebag tailgating us.

So we were like "wtf mate?" and we were looking at him while we were driving; we make a left, he makes a left. we make a right, he makes a right.

We make one more right onto a busy ass street and all of a sudden we're being lit up by the tailgater.

We can see another ghost car coming from behind and as we are sitting in the car watiting for the officers to walk up another ghost car jumps the median grassy-mediany-thing.

So the cops roll up, see the bong inbetween a douchebag's legs and ask us "where the pot is".

the female cop at my right (I am the passenger) says "my nose doesn't lie, I smell pot".

So I'm thinking they had probable cause to search the car, so I was like, well the jig is up, I might as well play the "co-operation" card and give up my gram of weed for the better good.

I hand her my sack and she asks me to step out of the car and give her my ID.

a douchebag steps out of the car aswell, and gives his ID.

The cops proceed to find all the paraphernalia in the car, and 200 dollars in my wallet.

They align all the paraphernalia on the back of the car, which is totally smashed if I didn't tell you already.

So we're chatting up the officers, doing our best to be personable and kiss ass so as to get off easily, as neither of us have criminal records, though a douchebag is a mid-level cocaine dealer who has been slacking off for too long (or not long enough?)

So I ask, "so, officers, are we in trouble here or what?"

The "alpha male" officer looks at me, chuckles, and tells us to "go home"

all 6 undercover vice unit officers burst out laughing and continue to laugh in the 10 or so minutes it takes for us to collect all of our stuff from atop the car...

The female cop asks the alpha male cop if he's going to make me dump out my weed on the ground. The alpha male cop takes the weed off the top of the car and he says "oh, don't worry I'll make it dissapear"

Oh, and they never did find the flap of cocaine on me, I was considering giving it up but my nose won that one...

notepad · 09-18-2009, 12:46 AM

pics of hawt chick cop?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-18-2009, 12:47 AM

naw i was too busy shitting myself the whole time and trying to keep calm so as to not alert them to the fact that I MAY NOT HAVE EMPTIED ALL MY POCKETS COMPLETELY LULZ THEY DIDNT EVEN FULLY SEARCH ME HAHAAHAHAHAH
omg holy fuck am i ever lucky

John F. Kerry · 09-18-2009, 01:28 AM

i give this story a B+

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-18-2009, 01:39 AM

I'll take that as a compliment.

but omfg holy shit i cannot believe that they fuckin pulled us over and let us go...

Cerebro · 09-18-2009, 02:03 AM

you must have bluffed them with your superior intellect

C_ka · 09-18-2009, 02:08 AM

that pretty good man, what state?

flappy · 09-18-2009, 06:52 AM

Anyone believe this ? You would think he would mention what state,country,city he would have been in.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 09-18-2009, 06:57 AM

^ I believe it could've gone down this way, yes. Just like I'd believe if they got busted for it all. Not every cop/law enforcement officer is going to drag someone's ass to jail for pot and para. Der. It's always situational.

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Originally Posted by Cerebro

you must have bluffed them with your superior intellect

C_ka · 09-18-2009, 07:33 AM

^exactly, i know more friends that have been let go then have been charged

*edit, isn't it amazing we live in a world where this is not surprising any more?

i hope our kids think were old fogies for remembering a time when pot was illegal

tedkennedy · 09-18-2009, 08:47 AM

did you put on your cool face?

pacman · 09-18-2009, 09:09 AM

when you shysted the cops were you all like...

?

Roach · 09-18-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Anyone believe this ?

only a few parts

Makros_01 · 09-18-2009, 10:00 AM

nice one..
a minor hickup along the way.. some adrenelin to sate the wild eyed youth inside..
he lives to tell the tale
a story is made....and an authority has bent to the sensible

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-18-2009, 10:04 AM

I cant believe you guys are asking what state...

W inni peg, M anito ba, Canada.

slapstick · 09-18-2009, 10:11 AM

well, congrats on not getting fucked. go live it up some more and be more careful in the future.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-18-2009, 10:14 AM

Makros_01 · 09-18-2009, 10:17 AM

you better be buzzin on the blow now right? this happened just recenly?

Debaser · 09-18-2009, 02:47 PM

6 undercovers for a traffic stop? You rolling thru the north end or something?

crookedhatinator45 · 09-18-2009, 03:07 PM

hahah-- reminds me of when my coke dealer got busted for being drunk in public and shit.. he had two blackberry cases on him-- one with a blackberry in it; the other full of dimes of yay. they saw he had a blackberry in the one case and didn't even check the other.. so he got out of the drunk tank the next day, and when they gave him his property back, he got all the coke. hahahah

thank you westervelt colleges.

09-18-2009, 12:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	Okay... So I was blazing with my friend, we'll call him "a douchebag". Me and a douchebag were blazing in a douchebag's smashed up cadillac which is basically written off and he's just waiting for his claim to be approved or whatever so hes still driving it, it's really not even that bad. Anyways, me and a douchebag are blazing in this smashed car with a douchebag's expensive 2.5 foot bong, in the car there are also 2 heady-ass pipes, ~1 gram of extremely good weed (luckily), 1 scale, 2 grinders, and, in the breast pocket of my jacket a freshly purchased flap of dat raw alpine snizzow. Me and a douchebag frequently blaze in his car while driving around the neighborhood late at night, which, as we would soon discover, is not a good idea. We were driving down some shit-ass avenue, when me and a douchebag noticed some other douchebag tailgating us. So we were like "wtf mate?" and we were looking at him while we were driving; we make a left, he makes a left. we make a right, he makes a right. We make one more right onto a busy ass street and all of a sudden we're being lit up by the tailgater. We can see another ghost car coming from behind and as we are sitting in the car watiting for the officers to walk up another ghost car jumps the median grassy-mediany-thing. So the cops roll up, see the bong inbetween a douchebag's legs and ask us "where the pot is". the female cop at my right (I am the passenger) says "my nose doesn't lie, I smell pot". So I'm thinking they had probable cause to search the car, so I was like, well the jig is up, I might as well play the "co-operation" card and give up my gram of weed for the better good. I hand her my sack and she asks me to step out of the car and give her my ID. a douchebag steps out of the car aswell, and gives his ID. The cops proceed to find all the paraphernalia in the car, and 200 dollars in my wallet. They align all the paraphernalia on the back of the car, which is totally smashed if I didn't tell you already. So we're chatting up the officers, doing our best to be personable and kiss ass so as to get off easily, as neither of us have criminal records, though a douchebag is a mid-level cocaine dealer who has been slacking off for too long (or not long enough?) So I ask, "so, officers, are we in trouble here or what?" The "alpha male" officer looks at me, chuckles, and tells us to "go home" all 6 undercover vice unit officers burst out laughing and continue to laugh in the 10 or so minutes it takes for us to collect all of our stuff from atop the car... The female cop asks the alpha male cop if he's going to make me dump out my weed on the ground. The alpha male cop takes the weed off the top of the car and he says "oh, don't worry I'll make it dissapear" Oh, and they never did find the flap of cocaine on me, I was considering giving it up but my nose won that one... __________________ Last edited by al-Mu'akhkhir; 09-18-2009 at 12:41 AM.

09-18-2009, 12:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	naw i was too busy shitting myself the whole time and trying to keep calm so as to not alert them to the fact that I MAY NOT HAVE EMPTIED ALL MY POCKETS COMPLETELY LULZ THEY DIDNT EVEN FULLY SEARCH ME HAHAAHAHAHAH omg holy fuck am i ever lucky __________________

09-18-2009, 01:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	I'll take that as a compliment. but omfg holy shit i cannot believe that they fuckin pulled us over and let us go... __________________

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C_ka Safe mode Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 934 Thanks: 147 Thanked 32 Times in 26 Posts	that pretty good man, what state? __________________ "yes i smoke shit straight off the roach clip.." - Cypress Hill "Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." — Eugene V. Debs [KEEP NZ GREEN]

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C_ka Safe mode Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 934 Thanks: 147 Thanked 32 Times in 26 Posts	^exactly, i know more friends that have been let go then have been charged edit, isn't it amazing we live in a world where this is not surprising any more? i hope our kids think were old fogies for remembering a time when pot was illegal __________________ "yes i smoke shit straight off the roach clip.." - Cypress Hill "Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." — Eugene V. Debs [KEEP NZ GREEN] Last edited by C_ka; 09-18-2009 at 07:35 AM.*

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	pics of hawt chick cop?

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John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,734 Thanks: 1,831 Thanked 497 Times in 355 Posts	i give this story a B+

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flappy YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 807 Thanks: 48 Thanked 102 Times in 85 Posts	Anyone believe this ? You would think he would mention what state,country,city he would have been in.

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	when you shysted the cops were you all like... ? Last edited by pacman; 09-18-2009 at 09:13 AM.

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Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 638 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	nice one.. a minor hickup along the way.. some adrenelin to sate the wild eyed youth inside.. he lives to tell the tale a story is made....and an authority has bent to the sensible __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	I cant believe you guys are asking what state... W inni peg, M anito ba, Canada. __________________

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	well, congrats on not getting fucked. go live it up some more and be more careful in the future. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	__________________

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Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 638 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	you better be buzzin on the blow now right? this happened just recenly? __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

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