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You ever see someone walking out onto the patio and they think the sliding glass door is open but its really just really clean? They're looking straight at you all like "Hey man, wha.." SLAM right into the glass!


That fucking cracks me up.

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Mafoo

^ ya thats always good for a laugh lol

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

The SARS Volta

rudy g in drag shouldn't make me laugh, it should frighten me

but its lulz since he looks a lot better this way instead of

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Canuck Wisdom

Well I'll be frightened enough for the both of us.

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-Knowitall A&P type-

Lloydy

when children fall over

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Keep the red flag flying high

Waves

"have you ever caught yourself doing something and you cant help but think to yourself...thats so raven!"

-zach galifianakis

i laugh at other peoples misfortunes. like when i watch A&E's show about drug addicted sad sacks i cant help but laugh

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Bud Head

I always get a kick out of some one ordering two large orders for lunch and then ordering a large diet drink..

2 big mac's 2 large fries and a large diet drink.. I shouldn't but i do.

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~~BH~~
Farmers grow the world..

Mafoo

i get you bud head. like two fat people walking down the street with gigantagulps from 711 or wherever... i always feel more sorry for fat people than i am amused by their actions

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

Waves

whats worse? laughing at someone who is smoking themselves to death with crack or someone who is slurping themself to death with a big gulp?

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Mafoo

depends entirely on circumstances

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

Dr. Drew

One time I was on a boat and they had just swabbed the deck.
This fat girl was walking by a couple feet away and she started to slip on the wet floor, one leg went forward and the other went back, it seemed like it happened in slow motion, she did a spit as she fell down. I couldn't help but bust out laughing.

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verklingen

sometimes when children act disrespectfully it's just really fucking funny, especially my own. i prob fuck myself over by laughing but i simply cannot help it

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

Dr. Nick Nasty

walking racial stereotypes..you know the people who blatantly play the part....they are funny.

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The true [classical] liberal, in pursuit of fixed principles, must never have fixed political alliances. They must change based on the ruling rationale of the moment.- Lew Rockwell

my_scatterheart

^.
Was in the mall when an asian guy cut in front of me and answered his phone in passing. Answering "Herro!"
Very, very funny.

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Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

Cerpin Taxt

When I was in elementary school, I had a bad problem at laughing at kids who couldn't read.

Now, this wasn't a situation where the (few in particular) kids would encounter a word and then just stop. They would simply stumble into another word that made absolutely no sense in the context of the sentence. It was like an impromptu version of 'mad libs' that always had me trying not to bust a gut.

One time, a particularly illiterate student (I'm going to hell) was doing an oral presentation and he was not 1 minute in before I was on the brink of UPROARIOUS laughter. I felt like my body was in meltdown mode as I was sputtering and shaking like a maniac. This culminated when instead of saying "bacteria" the kid said "bocci" (as in bocci ball) and I frantically asked the teacher to be excused. She said I could, with a very concerned look on her face.

I quickly got up and left, got 6 feet out of the room and let out one loud "PFFFBBAAAAHHHH! !!" which was the only time I've managed to condense an entire session of laughter into one loud noise. It was very relieving. The large wad of snot that shot and drooped out of my nose just punctuated the situation.

When I came back in the class, everyone wondered if I was okay. I assured them that I was much better

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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.

"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you."
-Eckhart Tolle

-If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

vickyyy?

when the catholic priest says "peace" eight times in a row. my best friend and i were laughing excessively and no one wanted to shake our hands.

Mafoo

hahaha peace be with you and in you and also with you blah blah

that was my favorite part of church when i was a child

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

vickyyy?

at your church before you eat your little piece of Jesus did they ring a little bell?
well it sounds like a little dinner bell... and we were laughing soooo hard. i had to hold my nose with my fingers, shut my mouth really tight, and keep looking at the floor to keep from laughing out loud.
we are obviously going to Hell for this.

Mafoo

no, we didnt do the bell thing
i just remember being super little playing with like 2 toy cars just waiting for the peace be with you part so i could turn and shake hands with everyone who was sitting aroud me.

the catholic church is kinda weird, i left lol

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

verklingen

i met some cool kids in catechism, and used to make little guys with my hands that would fight each other on the pew in front of my while we were standing or kneeling

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”