Things that shouldn't make us laugh... - Page 3

Waves · 09-22-2009, 12:55 PM

man church sucks

im so glad i didnt get molested as a kid

**Mafoo** · 09-22-2009, 12:56 PM

haha i used to do that too! that and id make weird shadows on the carpet because they had big chandellier style lights in the church

bongobongo · 09-22-2009, 01:14 PM

i used to hum in my head during church, and one time the lady told me to stop cause i was singing hendrix and she said hendrix with devil spawn

verklingen · 09-22-2009, 02:16 PM

night in terror tower ftw

verklingen · 09-22-2009, 02:22 PM

we had this program in my school called accelerated reader, i dunno if it was some national thing or not. you got points for reading books which you could trade in for some lame stuff but also there was candy, and i mean REAL candy like butterfinger bars and shit. well anyway all the goosebumps books qualified and i found i could read one and a half a day so i raked up points like whoa and at the end of the year i had a fuckload of candy. ty RL stine!

Lloydy · 09-22-2009, 02:36 PM

the goosebumps books were class, monster blood was my favourite

**Bearsy** · 09-22-2009, 02:40 PM

My parent's never let me read Goosebumps or any book like it. So I had to fly through them at school.

aft3rsh0kk · 09-22-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

we had this program in my school called accelerated reader, i dunno if it was some national thing or not. you got points for reading books which you could trade in for some lame stuff but also there was candy, and i mean REAL candy like butterfinger bars and shit. well anyway all the goosebumps books qualified and i found i could read one and a half a day so i raked up points like whoa and at the end of the year i had a fuckload of candy. ty RL stine!

shit im goin to hell.

i remember the day of the ice cream party i only had like 9/10 books read, so i just walked around the library for a min and founda book with that seal on it and wrote it down.
dishonest...

Waves · 09-22-2009, 04:32 PM

books are outdated anyway

Mescalito · 09-23-2009, 03:18 AM

YouTube - Dutch TV presenter wont stop laughing

**Mafoo** · 09-23-2009, 03:32 AM

queeeeefs

**Bearsy** · 09-23-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mescalito

YouTube - Dutch TV presenter wont stop laughing

This is actually a skit from a Dutch comedy show In The Glory.

**Bearsy** · 09-23-2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

haha, sounds like my mom when I started reading Stephen King

Definitely. I brought Dreamcatcher and It into the house and she flipped.

verklingen · 09-23-2009, 11:47 AM

damn guys, my parents found some neonazi literature i left in the bathroom and all i got was a short talk about how it concerned them

my_scatterheart · 09-23-2009, 11:50 AM

^That might've been the problem.

verklingen · 09-23-2009, 11:52 AM

what problem?

verklingen · 09-23-2009, 12:49 PM

nah but you can join my black metal band. i'll supply the corpse paint

**Mafoo** · 09-23-2009, 12:51 PM

let me add al muahkhirs 'location' to the list

verklingen · 09-23-2009, 12:55 PM

haha that's whose literature my parents found

oh, and \m/

**Mafoo** · 09-23-2009, 12:57 PM

wasnt there some european band where they used real photos of one of the members post-suicide for their album cover?

09-22-2009, 12:55 PM	#41 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	man church sucks im so glad i didnt get molested as a kid __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	haha i used to do that too! that and id make weird shadows on the carpet because they had big chandellier style lights in the church __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	night in terror tower ftw __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	we had this program in my school called accelerated reader, i dunno if it was some national thing or not. you got points for reading books which you could trade in for some lame stuff but also there was candy, and i mean REAL candy like butterfinger bars and shit. well anyway all the goosebumps books qualified and i found i could read one and a half a day so i raked up points like whoa and at the end of the year i had a fuckload of candy. ty RL stine! __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,191 Times in 1,004 Posts	the goosebumps books were class, monster blood was my favourite __________________ Keep the red flag flying high Last edited by Lloydy; 09-22-2009 at 02:40 PM.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	books are outdated anyway __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	queeeeefs __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-23-2009, 11:47 AM	#54 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	damn guys, my parents found some neonazi literature i left in the bathroom and all i got was a short talk about how it concerned them __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	what problem? __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

09-23-2009, 12:49 PM	#57 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	nah but you can join my black metal band. i'll supply the corpse paint __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

09-23-2009, 12:51 PM	#58 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	let me add al muahkhirs 'location' to the list __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-23-2009, 12:55 PM	#59 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	haha that's whose literature my parents found oh, and \m/ __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	wasnt there some european band where they used real photos of one of the members post-suicide for their album cover? __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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