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Old 09-18-2009, 11:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things that shouldn't make us laugh...

...but bring on the giggle while we're told it "shouldn't" be funny.

Mine is adult lispers speaking. Not 'gay lisps' per se, just an endearing childhood lisp on a grown-ass man or woman, like

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No matter how eloquently the person may speak, I fail to take it seriously. I know it's rude, but whatever. Other people are worse and scoff at overweight people jogging--I'm not that heart-lethh.

What are your scorned lols?
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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the hilarity of US media regarding politics

people who cant spell
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Other people are worse and scoff at overweight people jogging--I'm not that heart-lethh.

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I can't stand that. C'mon, give them some credit. It takes a lot of determination for a fat person to run, moreso than most in shape people.

I give them props.

As long as they wear clothes.
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my thoughts exactly
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How about people that get so fat they give up and ride around in electric scooters all day
like raven symone?

that's so raven.
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Old 09-18-2009, 03:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's mini geeno. You know something's wrong when you have 4 year olds slapping their own ass to "T-PAIN".

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Old 09-18-2009, 08:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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like raven symone?

that's so raven.
another thing i would be politically incorrect in laughter over = picturing raven rolling up to a drive-thru window on a segway.
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I live on the second floor and my buddy was ashing his cigarette out the window and he randomly looked down and there was a baby like right underneath the window.

He was like "shit I'm ashing on a baby"

I dont know why but I laughed my ass off and everybody looked at me like I was a monster
yeah you gotta like say dam thats funny and laugh your ass of later haha

but seriously i would crack the fuck up in that situation
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i tend to laugh at inappropriate times. at least what most people would consider to be inappropriate.

best example i could think of was back in grade school, there was an asian girl in front of the class trying to play the violin. i couldn't help but bust out laughing and i kept interrupting her. i didn't even mean too, it was just funny to me for some reason.
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surely 'cause violins are fucking hilarious










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yeah i know if the bitch had been playin a banjo it would have been fine
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that picture of ice-t is hilarious sars. i love you for today.

i want to put that on a t-shirt or mug or something.
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It's mini geeno. You know something's wrong when you have 4 year olds slapping their own ass to "T-PAIN".

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hahahaha-- look at the american billy elliott steal the show from his sister.

i have to be honest, i'm stealing some of his moves. you fly kid. paaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyce
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How about stuff that makes us happy that shouldn't? For example, unless a miracle occurs, I am getting divorced, and I'm kinda hoping God sits this one out.



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I'm amazed. I want to follow this kid through his life and see what kind of person he grows up to be.
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That kid can really dance. Like better than me, drunk.
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