if a girl tells you . . . - Page 2

Über King · 09-20-2009, 03:04 AM

i reckon what ill do is apologise, but tell her in future to fight her own fucking battles. ill give her that much credit that she can stand up for herself, being an independant metropolitan student and everything.

btw she told me i had pervy eyes, coz i asked her if i did, coz someone else was teasing me in a friendly banter kinda way. (i have slightly wonkey eyes when im drunk).

does the plot thicken???

al-Mu'akhkhir · 09-20-2009, 03:19 AM

I believe that would be "doth the plot thicken", you limey bastard.

now listen here, I reckon you should kill them both in their sleep.

and then eat dat gurls eyes

Lloydy · 09-20-2009, 03:44 AM

he sounds like a right tatey

Flamingnun · 09-20-2009, 04:39 AM

Uber you have much to learn, the correct rebuttal to her is "aye, but you should see my cock".

B. · 09-20-2009, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Über King

i get this guy turn up and say 'surely you agree saying fuck off to a girl is unnacceptable??'

I'd have choked with laughter if someone said this to me in a serious tone!
Guy sounds more of a bitch than an alpha male...

If you respect the girl and feel you have hurt her feelings, then genuinly apologise for hurting her feelings... but also let her know that you aint doing it to impress her fella, that you meant it as a casual brush off and if she expects to survive as a metropolitan London type, then thicker skin will be required!

Man, I get worse compliments from my female friends!

B. · 09-20-2009, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Uber you have much to learn, the correct rebuttal to her is "aye, but you should see my cock".

hahahahha

"Now thats got a fuckin pervy eye!"

The Rev · 09-20-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

Seriously about the Europe thing. Isn't that just a typical, off the cuff response?

"hey, mighty beaut of a day we got here, eh Uber?"
"yeeeah, fuck off."
"cheerio then...catch ya on the buggy!"

I seriously think witty females are 10 times cooler than witty males.

BTW, when a woman tells me that I have pervy eyes, I just respond, "Actually, I don't. It's just the way I was looking at YOU." That usually leaves them with absolutely no desire to continue talking to me, which suits me too.

The Rev

bongobongo · 09-20-2009, 01:35 PM

in all honesty i always thought uber had a wierd pair of specs... something about the glasses and the subtle chink and little sly sideways glance those little beady things give.

and not to mention hes from the UK

I dunno how else i could affirm that, yes uber, your a pedo bear and youll always be one.. and it sounds like these people are good people with a outstanding point of life!!

oh shit my sandhwhich just fell over

LHM · 09-20-2009, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

btw she told me i had pervy eyes, coz i asked her if i did, coz someone else was teasing me in a friendly banter kinda way. (i have slightly wonkey eyes when im drunk).

does the plot thicken???

Well, kind of. I mean, if you asked her for an opinion then yeah it's probably uncalled for. I personally would of asked her for an explanation as to why she thinks that, and then gave my reply. Either way, both parties should not be bothered by such trivial issues.

Next time you see the pair, just bury the hatchett by suggesting a threesome.

Geeno · 09-21-2009, 04:24 PM

should have said "hands too" and groped her

Dr. ShinDig · 09-21-2009, 06:21 PM

see what leering at your roommate gets you... pervy eyes..

Roach · 09-21-2009, 06:41 PM

Uber, you do have pervy eyes.

but was she actually trying to be insulting ?

If so, fuck-off is quite appropriate.

for the boyfriend also.

osirus2020 · 09-21-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Über King

lulz, it was the first option. what may have seemed bitchy was after i turned my back and went straight to bed, but fucking hell! misinterpretations to the max.

i get this guy turn up and say 'surely you agree saying fuck off to a girl is unnacceptable??'

and i had to explain ' not really- i tell my mum to fuck off, my mum tells me to fuck off, its not a big deal.' and this went back and forth for 10 minites. eventually i agreed to apologise in the morning, but now im mad with rage and cant sleep!!!!

Ok well you kind of blew it but tell her to go fuck her self again and then call her boyfriend and tell him he can go fuck himself. That way you basically get the last word, get to tell them to fuck off, and don't have to worry about dealing with them.

Über King · 09-21-2009, 08:38 PM

lololololol the plot thickens thurther. i was at a flat party earlier, adn i came back to my flat to take a piss - but as i got to my door - all i could hear was this girl arguing with her tool of a boyfriend saying 'YOURE CONTROLLING MY LIFE! YOU WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING I WANT TO!!!!'

i knew the guy was a nob

09-20-2009, 03:04 AM	#21 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	i reckon what ill do is apologise, but tell her in future to fight her own fucking battles. ill give her that much credit that she can stand up for herself, being an independant metropolitan student and everything. btw she told me i had pervy eyes, coz i asked her if i did, coz someone else was teasing me in a friendly banter kinda way. (i have slightly wonkey eyes when im drunk). does the plot thicken??? __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	I believe that would be "doth the plot thicken", you limey bastard. now listen here, I reckon you should kill them both in their sleep. and then eat dat gurls eyes __________________

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	he sounds like a right tatey __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Uber you have much to learn, the correct rebuttal to her is "aye, but you should see my cock". __________________

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Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	see what leering at your roommate gets you... pervy eyes.. __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	in all honesty i always thought uber had a wierd pair of specs... something about the glasses and the subtle chink and little sly sideways glance those little beady things give. and not to mention hes from the UK I dunno how else i could affirm that, yes uber, your a pedo bear and youll always be one.. and it sounds like these people are good people with a outstanding point of life!! oh shit my sandhwhich just fell over

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,166 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 1,983 Times in 1,507 Posts	Uber, you do have pervy eyes. but was she actually trying to be insulting ? If so, fuck-off is quite appropriate. for the boyfriend also.

09-21-2009, 08:38 PM	#34 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	lololololol the plot thickens thurther. i was at a flat party earlier, adn i came back to my flat to take a piss - but as i got to my door - all i could hear was this girl arguing with her tool of a boyfriend saying 'YOURE CONTROLLING MY LIFE! YOU WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING I WANT TO!!!!' i knew the guy was a nob __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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