The Rev

Sorry, Bud Head, but there's only one kinda stone that I want, and it doesn't involve peeing and wishing for death at the same time. I hope you feel better quick, with the absolute minimum of discomfort. Perhaps you could get a young hottie to suck them out for you....?



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Mafoo

Other conditions can cause kidney aches.

like too much booze or modern chemistry particularly mushrooms.

repeated side kicks from Bas Rutten.

even dehydration.

José

yeah I think he just meant getting the prescription and taking them afterwords, or at least that's what I was thinking.

correct me if I am wrong but I think peeing is the only way to pass them and that's what makes it so bad cause it just hurts constantly until it actually gets out.

how long does it last budhead?

my_scatterheart

He meant because of the morphine, I believe

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pacman

i got soap in my pee hole budhead so i feel your pain

Juicy_J

haha wtf

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Mafoo

ya juicy act like you dont know that pain

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verklingen

when i was a little kid my brother and i would have to take baths together and we'd each rub a bar of soap on our pee hole to see who could take it the longest

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bongobongo

budhead i dont know if youve tried many different opioids in help of this pain but i have some suggestions on if you havent.


morphine time release pain management with dilaudid (hydromorphone) break thru pain management.. it will make you feel the morphine side mu kappa receptors that make you feel that edge of comfort 10xs more. I hate to see people in pain when theres combinations, or just a single medication that will help way the hell more then what these braindead doctors are perscribing.. I mean shit if i had my way you would be on oral diamorphine doses, you wouldnt feel a THING


budhead

osirus2020

The only advice I can offer is to drink lots of water each day. I know it sounds dumb, but water has some amazing healing properties and I'm sure you're at a point where you'll try anything.

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The Rev

Yeah, you get that "soap up the pee hole" thing when you beat off with shampoo for lube too much. That and a case of "crinkly dick" when the soap drys out your skin. I learned early on that moisturizing lotion was the only way to go, but before that, I had the best luck with Head & Shoulders. Kept the dandruff off both heads, and didn't dry out my crown like Neutrogena. You don't want that shit anywhere near your dong.

I beat off once with dish soap, when I was in middle school. That was a BIG fucking mistake. That stuff sucks the natural moisture out, bad. My cock looked like one of those dried out river beds with all the cracked up soil. It hurt too. Lotion helped, but whenever I applied it, I'd just start fapping again. I had alot of hormones as a kid, and alot of viscous fluids in my house. After I soaped the meat baton, the skin started to crack, and I got this scab on my wonder weasel. That was hard to explain to my girlfriend at the time. I think I said I got it caught in my zipper. Chicks are dumb.

I hardly use lubes on the ole meatsicle anymore tho. I got just the right jacktion that I don't really need it. I get this deep bust, that feels like it comes up all the way from my asshole. It's the best shit. If I continue to improve my skill all my life like this, I'm gonna be the happiest old person EVER. That is, until I die from a masturbation induced heart attack.



The Rev

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