If you live in Southern California and Get the Swine flu...

scottishbastard · 09-22-2009, 10:22 PM

Ever since this shit about the swine flu came out I've been getting really annoyed. They seem to have abandoned the name h1n1 and make it sound like some horrible animal-aids or something.
I really think people are either over reacting, or there's some alterior motive for them trying to scare us about this.

I heard three times in one week (once on the news, once on the radio, and once on Dr Oz) that half of all Americans will get the swine flu! And then some ridiculous figure about how many people could wind up in intensive care (of course they dont mention whether these people that will wind up there are healthy, old, babies, have aids etc.).

Now we all need to go out and get vaccinated, or we're all going to turn into pigs?...Or something like that.

Anyways. I want to film a video of me with the swine flu. I will not seek medical attention. And I eat a shitty diet, and am not the healthiest person on earth to say the least. It will either prove a point, be funny, or just be a waste of everyones time. Either way, I want to do it.

So... If anyone in the southern california contracts swine flu and gets a diagnosis on paper from a doctor (h1n1), I will meet you where ever you want and we can smoke a few joints/bong loads together BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE AND NIGGER LIP IT! Oh wait...Thats racist. I mean N****R lip...

Come on guys...I need me some swine flu!

scottishbastard · 09-22-2009, 10:23 PM

**Mafoo** · 09-22-2009, 10:24 PM

lol. i bet that vaccine is how theyre gonna implant the RF tracking chips into all of us.

scottishbastard · 09-22-2009, 10:25 PM

Haha...I wont go that far...Maybe on a money making level...But if they wanted to implant chips into us they'd have done it by now.

~1~ · 09-22-2009, 10:32 PM

This is what all you fuckers get for using anti-bacterial/viral/microbial everything!

Thats why I dont wash my hands after I pee, fuckers.

421 · 09-22-2009, 10:48 PM

man i had that shit, its really no worse then any other time i've had the flu...still sucks though

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-22-2009, 10:48 PM

Like on that video of that lady showing the guy the right way to sneeze and tells him to use hand sanitizer, like you don't need sanitizer just for a sneeze.. I mean I know sneezes are probably the number one way to infect others around you, but once the sneeze is already in the air, sanitizer won't do shit.

scottishbastard · 09-23-2009, 02:10 AM

The reason we've survived for so long is because we've built up our immune systems...Antibacter ial stuff and over vaccination is destroying our natural immune systems. Ive only used antibiotics one time out of the 15 or 20 times Ive had them prescribed for colds, pulled teeth etc. They act like you need to take them or youll die. But its pretty rare that a bacteria actually stays in your body for more than a few weeks and does any real damage...My uncle DID however develop endocarditis (spelling?) from using dirty needles for too long...bacteria went to the heart..boom....But anyways...Anyone wanna spit in my mouth?

The Rev · 09-23-2009, 04:58 PM

"If you're not scared, I'm not doing my job as a news man."
-Stephen Colbert

The Rev

flappy · 09-23-2009, 05:55 PM

We Canadians are prepared,hey.

VIDEO: Preparing for the H1N1 Pandemic: Body Bags for Canada's First Nations

kitch · 09-23-2009, 06:04 PM

I for one welcome our new swine flu overlords.

sweetheat · 09-23-2009, 07:49 PM

I'm not a sucker for cute photos but come on.... that's a cute fucking photo! The pig even looks like it's smiling! Awwww....

osirus2020 · 09-23-2009, 08:22 PM

I hope nobody gets a flu shot that normally doesn't.

Mydriasis · 09-23-2009, 08:34 PM

You guys are silly.... The swine flu for most people doesn't even require treatment of any kind...

~1~ · 09-23-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

I hope nobody gets a flu shot that normally doesn't.

Thats how they get the chips in ya'!

osirus2020 · 09-23-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by №1

Thats how they get the chips in ya'!

Exactly.

It's big brother, all over again.

Mydriasis · 09-23-2009, 09:21 PM

Do you think I should lie and say I have the flu to get a chip, then sell it for many dollars on ebay? But it all depends on what you think. Ya know, brahamskiiz?

aft3rsh0kk · 09-23-2009, 10:55 PM

only if you have inside xray hookz

Makros_01 · 09-23-2009, 11:24 PM

we're all gonna die..
aRRRHHHHHHHHHAAA!!!!
pig sick
pigsICK
PIG SICK!!

notepad · 09-23-2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetheat

i'm not a sucker for cute photos but come on.... That's a cute fucking photo! The pig even looks like it's smiling! Awwww....

lol sh!!!!11

09-22-2009, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	If you live in Southern California and Get the Swine flu... Ever since this shit about the swine flu came out I've been getting really annoyed. They seem to have abandoned the name h1n1 and make it sound like some horrible animal-aids or something. I really think people are either over reacting, or there's some alterior motive for them trying to scare us about this. I heard three times in one week (once on the news, once on the radio, and once on Dr Oz) that half of all Americans will get the swine flu! And then some ridiculous figure about how many people could wind up in intensive care (of course they dont mention whether these people that will wind up there are healthy, old, babies, have aids etc.). Now we all need to go out and get vaccinated, or we're all going to turn into pigs?...Or something like that. Anyways. I want to film a video of me with the swine flu. I will not seek medical attention. And I eat a shitty diet, and am not the healthiest person on earth to say the least. It will either prove a point, be funny, or just be a waste of everyones time. Either way, I want to do it. So... If anyone in the southern california contracts swine flu and gets a diagnosis on paper from a doctor (h1n1), I will meet you where ever you want and we can smoke a few joints/bong loads together BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE AND NIGGER LIP IT! Oh wait...Thats racist. I mean N****R lip... Come on guys...I need me some swine flu! __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

09-22-2009, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	__________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

09-22-2009, 10:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	lol. i bet that vaccine is how theyre gonna implant the RF tracking chips into all of us. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-22-2009, 10:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Haha...I wont go that far...Maybe on a money making level...But if they wanted to implant chips into us they'd have done it by now. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

09-22-2009, 10:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	This is what all you fuckers get for using anti-bacterial/viral/microbial everything! Thats why I dont wash my hands after I pee, fuckers. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

09-22-2009, 10:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,790 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	man i had that shit, its really no worse then any other time i've had the flu...still sucks though __________________ further forward

09-22-2009, 10:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	Like on that video of that lady showing the guy the right way to sneeze and tells him to use hand sanitizer, like you don't need sanitizer just for a sneeze.. I mean I know sneezes are probably the number one way to infect others around you, but once the sneeze is already in the air, sanitizer won't do shit.

09-23-2009, 02:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	The reason we've survived for so long is because we've built up our immune systems...Antibacter ial stuff and over vaccination is destroying our natural immune systems. Ive only used antibiotics one time out of the 15 or 20 times Ive had them prescribed for colds, pulled teeth etc. They act like you need to take them or youll die. But its pretty rare that a bacteria actually stays in your body for more than a few weeks and does any real damage...My uncle DID however develop endocarditis (spelling?) from using dirty needles for too long...bacteria went to the heart..boom....But anyways...Anyone wanna spit in my mouth? __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

09-23-2009, 04:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
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09-23-2009, 05:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
flappy YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 807 Thanks: 48 Thanked 102 Times in 85 Posts	We Canadians are prepared,hey. VIDEO: Preparing for the H1N1 Pandemic: Body Bags for Canada's First Nations

09-23-2009, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
sweetheat jaded. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 349 Thanks: 6 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	I'm not a sucker for cute photos but come on.... that's a cute fucking photo! The pig even looks like it's smiling! Awwww.... __________________ Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind, Possessing and caressing me

09-23-2009, 08:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	You guys are silly.... The swine flu for most people doesn't even require treatment of any kind... __________________ ۞

09-23-2009, 09:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Do you think I should lie and say I have the flu to get a chip, then sell it for many dollars on ebay? But it all depends on what you think. Ya know, brahamskiiz? __________________ ۞

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Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 639 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	we're all gonna die.. aRRRHHHHHHHHHAAA!!!! pig sick pigsICK PIG SICK!! __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

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