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ARGH! FUCK! KILL!
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I didn't know I was pregnant
Seriously, sometimes I wonder how our society has even made it this far... Shows like Jackass show social darwinism before our eyes, and shows like "More to Love" shows us how we've made it okay to be morbidly obese...But never before has a television show represented both things in such a disgusting way.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking fat, and/or retarded that I didn't know I had an 8 pound baby in my stomach. "But I was on Birth control, how am I supposed to know?" ...Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that your stomach is big and hard and you're eating tuna sandwiches with butterscotch topping for breakfast...Oh wait..You probably do that anyways, you disgusting retard fatty.
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![]() Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats |
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Biblioburro...
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whats worse? The plague or the carrier that spreads it...
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dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
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Do Not Resuscitate
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The carrier imo.
Damn I didn't realize you could have a human being inside of you and have no clue. Glad the dad stuck around and that the baby turned out normal!
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ARGH! FUCK! KILL!
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Hey man, its like the Swine flu! I cant help being a carrier. I turn on the t.v., hope to watch me some show about mutant siamese babies, or a man with three penises and a duck bill for a mouth, and this fucking shit is on. I could try and stop the spread of this disease, but its better you immunized now rather than accidentally turn it on like I did.
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![]() Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats |
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"Holy moly I find popular society repugnant now allow me to 2nd-hand shit on you in the form of this thread!"
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Successful Failure
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I saw that show!!! Guys pants fit like a fuckin' glove!
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she pops x-ellent
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i saw one of these shows where it was born rly premature and plopped intol the toilette
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Those super drama TV series (reality) and even what people say in real life, really gives you an idea of how dumb most people are. To be totally honest, I believe most of the members here fall into the higher intelligence bracket. I'm not saying everyone is a genius, just that most members have a clue, general amount of common knowledge and a good sense of morality.
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i've seen a couple of these, gotta be a case of denial to the max
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I think anyone who agrees that cognitively incompetent, careless individuals face higher life-threatening risks than those who do not is somewhat of a social darwinist. You don't have to be a racial supremacist or hater to have observed a correlation between being a constant dingus and not persevering.
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This kind of stupidity is reflected in every aspect of every day that I spend at the office. I honestly wonder how the economy can function at all, with all that wasted effort and generaly moronity, let alone recover from anything. On the other hand, imagining all that work actually producing something, and things being even remotely efficient, forces me to conjure up the image of a world so amazingly perfect that all I wanna to is seal myself up in the garage and start the car.
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