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Old 09-28-2009, 02:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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CONGRATS!!!! Enjoy the early stages as much as possible...kids grow up too fast these days and you'll need lots of patience.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
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congrats and so glad you have a positive outlook on the situation!!

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Old 09-28-2009, 02:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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damn dude, good luck and have fun!
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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congratulations mang, all the best
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:12 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Cowman has +1 babymaking skills

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Old 09-28-2009, 05:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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They say, you are not truly a man until you know whether your gun is loaded. Congrats on your successful fertilization of the ovum. I wish you the best of luck as you worry about your child until you die.

As for advice, all I can say is this: listen to you child. Remember that kids are people first and children second.



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Old 09-28-2009, 05:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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name him brutus too
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Yeah, that's a good idea.



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Old 09-28-2009, 05:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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best of luck--i'm sure it will be transforming.
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:31 PM   #30 (permalink)
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congrats, are you gonna name it cowbaby?
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:57 PM   #31 (permalink)
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yeah she can smoke weed if she's feeling nauseous. just make sure its really good herb and she just takes like 1 rip.

in fact i heard of a study where it was found that babies whos mothers smoked herb during pregnancy had a higher IQ than those who's didn't.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:01 PM   #32 (permalink)
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yeah she can smoke weed if she's feeling nauseous. just make sure its really good herb and she just takes like 1 rip.

in fact i heard of a study where it was found that babies whos mothers smoked herb during pregnancy had a higher IQ than those who's didn't.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:57 PM   #33 (permalink)
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the #krew knows so i figured i'd share with YaHooka as well. I'm going to be having a baby. My girl is about 3.5 week pregnant and the due date is projected to be May 27th, 2010. The families are supportive and we're both really really happy.

So give me some of that fatherly advice and such. I have no idea what to do with a baby! Also, I can get high but can she? She's been feeling pretty nauseous and I don't think there's much she can take.

I haven't changed a diaper since i was baby sitting cousins like 10 years ago. I am so freaked out and excited. so much to do to prepare... Luckily I have about 8 months to do so...

first off, congratulations man!!!!

Advice....well...be patient with your girl and your new baby. U will have a lot of ups and downs but that is normal. Supportive families help a ton so u got that going for you and u seem happy and a lil scared too and that is perfectly normal. So i would say all 3 of u are gonna be just fine.

You learn as u go as a first time parent. Enjoy it man...and remember u will have days ware u will want to jump out of the window but that is totally normal.

as far as your girl smoking while preggers....i dunno honestly. My girl Lain did NOT smoke but like i just said...who knows man.

anyways, wish u and your soon to be new family all the best man!!!!
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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yeah she can smoke weed if she's feeling nauseous. just make sure its really good herb and she just takes like 1 rip.

in fact i heard of a study where it was found that babies whos mothers smoked herb during pregnancy had a higher IQ than those who's didn't.
im not sure thats true but i guess anythings possible.

if it were my kid id probably just try to go au natural, i dont think smoking anything is good on the fetus.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:32 PM   #35 (permalink)
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smoking weed while pregnant will give your child permanent munchies

but srsly dont do it
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:40 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:46 PM   #37 (permalink)
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congrats. as far as her not smoking weed, I think No1 is right. I've heard that midwives have advocated it for centuries.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:31 PM   #38 (permalink)
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May 27th you say?

GEMINI BABY PERSONALITY(May 22 - June 21)


This child is one of the world's natural communicators. Variety is the spice of Gemini's life. Like a butterfly, he finds the next activity much more interesting than the first. He can be a noisy chatterbox, exhaustingly full of high physical energy, a quick mover. His interest isn't easily sustained so boredom sets in very readily.

Personality key: Quick, talkative, clever, witty, dextrous, intelligent, logical, expressive, verbal and adaptable.

Parent power: Staying power can be encouraged by ensuring Baby Gemini masters one subject thoroughly before moving to the next.
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:25 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Yay! Congrats! Kids are wonderful.
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:35 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Thanks everyone! I showed my girl this thread this morning before our trip to see our doctor. Really got her spirits up and put a smile on our faces.

Thanks guys!!!
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