A special visit from Mother Nature

**SageTree** · 09-30-2009, 09:37 PM

Today after hang some clothes on the the line.
I thought I'd take a nap outside, so divine.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter.
I opened my eyes to see what was the matter.
It wasn't a man, in a bright red suit.
It was this little dude looking for some loot!

I sat very still and didn't move a muscle.
From 20ft away he stood, he didn't want to tussle.
He sniff the compost and got what he wanted.
Took one look at me and just grunted.
Walking across the yard further away.
I grabbed by camera phone, it seemed ok.

He walked to the table and we looked at each other.
I stood up and said take it easy there brother.
He turned to the woods and was on his way.
And I thought, that just made my day.

Mydriasis · 09-30-2009, 09:50 PM

don't be the first yahookan to die by bear sage

. Love the poem, I think everyone should tell stories like this haha

Cambium · 09-30-2009, 10:44 PM

Agreed, bears are some cool critters.

**SageTree** · 09-30-2009, 10:57 PM

Dr. Suess is my idol

Bradford · 09-30-2009, 11:29 PM

Awesome thread sage.

Über King · 10-01-2009, 04:45 AM

washington, washington . . .

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm in Columbia Columbia....British that is. The adjective is the land of my ancestors...some of them anyways.

What are you talking about Willis? Washington?

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm in Columbia Columbia....British that is. The adjective is the land of my ancestors...some of them anyways.

What are you talking about Willis? Washington?

421 · 10-01-2009, 12:01 PM

bears are awesome

my_scatterheart · 10-01-2009, 12:08 PM

This sounds like it should be an informational thread about your first period or something

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 02:17 PM

I had to re-read the title, it sure does.

I felt it was special because the person who lives here hasn't seem one for months. So I thought it was cool that it showed up when I came around. That is where the name came from.

On a side note. That IS a precaution that should be known. Don't hike in bear country, where you know there haven't been recent sightings. Blood is blood to a bear. Something I didn't know till I moved to BC where there are alot of bears.

Hooked · 10-01-2009, 02:47 PM

Yeah, seeing some of those shows about people hiking in the mountains/boreals makes me want to hike with a magnum in easy reach.

Bearing down on hiber time, suspect sightings are common, though that time is gotta be past almost. There were a grip of interactions here in CO last month. I think they had to put a few repeat offenders down. Pobrecitos ositos.

Mercury · 10-01-2009, 02:51 PM

And then shots rang out as the bear dropped dead
Pharm Girl appeard not far behind it
The bear was inside out by sunset

osirus2020 · 10-01-2009, 03:51 PM

You should have shot it for proof to the owners that they are (were) in their backyard.

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 04:31 PM

I did you nut, it's called a picture.

The only shit that bear is doing is on the trails and I make sure not to step in it, cause it pretty much straight saskatoon berries. I'm not going to shoot you when you come over to prove I had company.

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09-30-2009, 09:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	A special visit from Mother Nature Today after hang some clothes on the the line. I thought I'd take a nap outside, so divine. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter. I opened my eyes to see what was the matter. It wasn't a man, in a bright red suit. It was this little dude looking for some loot! I sat very still and didn't move a muscle. From 20ft away he stood, he didn't want to tussle. He sniff the compost and got what he wanted. Took one look at me and just grunted. Walking across the yard further away. I grabbed by camera phone, it seemed ok. He walked to the table and we looked at each other. I stood up and said take it easy there brother. He turned to the woods and was on his way. And I thought, that just made my day. Attached Images __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	don't be the first yahookan to die by bear sage . Love the poem, I think everyone should tell stories like this haha __________________ ۞

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Dr. Suess is my idol __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 673 Thanks: 66 Thanked 21 Times in 12 Posts	Awesome thread sage. __________________ R.I.P. Governor "I swear to fuckin' Christ I don't fuckin' belong here."

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09-30-2009, 10:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cambium Old School Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 179 Thanks: 35 Thanked 66 Times in 38 Posts	Agreed, bears are some cool critters.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I'm in Columbia Columbia....British that is. The adjective is the land of my ancestors...some of them anyways. What are you talking about Willis? Washington? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I'm in Columbia Columbia....British that is. The adjective is the land of my ancestors...some of them anyways. What are you talking about Willis? Washington? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,780 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	bears are awesome Attached Images __________________ further forward

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	This sounds like it should be an informational thread about your first period or something __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I had to re-read the title, it sure does. I felt it was special because the person who lives here hasn't seem one for months. So I thought it was cool that it showed up when I came around. That is where the name came from. On a side note. That IS a precaution that should be known. Don't hike in bear country, where you know there haven't been recent sightings. Blood is blood to a bear. Something I didn't know till I moved to BC where there are alot of bears. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	Yeah, seeing some of those shows about people hiking in the mountains/boreals makes me want to hike with a magnum in easy reach. Bearing down on hiber time, suspect sightings are common, though that time is gotta be past almost. There were a grip of interactions here in CO last month. I think they had to put a few repeat offenders down. Pobrecitos ositos. __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	And then shots rang out as the bear dropped dead Pharm Girl appeard not far behind it The bear was inside out by sunset

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I did you nut, it's called a picture. The only shit that bear is doing is on the trails and I make sure not to step in it, cause it pretty much straight saskatoon berries. I'm not going to shoot you when you come over to prove I had company. ........ __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. Last edited by SageTree; 10-01-2009 at 04:33 PM.

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