ever slayed a swamp donkey?

Black · 09-30-2009, 11:33 PM

i did on new years like 4 years ago. i was really high on chemicals of sorts so thats my excuse. thank god i have good friends so if i start macking something thats just plain wrong they usually save me.

i once went home with some girl from the bar late about a year ago thinking she was deac but when i woke up man i literally threw up. i had no idea where i was but then i found an ikea so i went for breakfast and ran into my parents as they were shopping. wow that was awkward.

one time i was ass fucking a girl and she started crying then i threw up all over the bedroom! i ended up waking up in the puke. the girl left her thong in my room and it had nasty stains all in it. .... ..

anyways, ive repented my swamp donkey sins, what are yours?

Grieves · 09-30-2009, 11:49 PM

i've fucked tundra wookies

Juicy_J · 09-30-2009, 11:54 PM

I don't know where i'm at.

notepad · 10-01-2009, 04:46 PM

you gotta slay a few dragons before you get the princess

osirus2020 · 10-01-2009, 04:52 PM

It all feels the same in the dark

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 05:47 PM

lol.. i usually won't start fucking with slammies (aka slam pigs) until about the 2+ month mark which thank the lord hasnt happened in awhile.. and even then you have to make it clear its only for a blowjob and if they wont accept it then they can go rub themselves out to porn.

ps my personal trick is to take out the contacts

09-30-2009, 11:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 308 Times in 196 Posts	ever slayed a swamp donkey? i did on new years like 4 years ago. i was really high on chemicals of sorts so thats my excuse. thank god i have good friends so if i start macking something thats just plain wrong they usually save me. i once went home with some girl from the bar late about a year ago thinking she was deac but when i woke up man i literally threw up. i had no idea where i was but then i found an ikea so i went for breakfast and ran into my parents as they were shopping. wow that was awkward. one time i was ass fucking a girl and she started crying then i threw up all over the bedroom! i ended up waking up in the puke. the girl left her thong in my room and it had nasty stains all in it. .... .. anyways, ive repented my swamp donkey sins, what are yours? __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

09-30-2009, 11:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,072 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,533 Thanked 3,100 Times in 1,703 Posts	i've fucked tundra wookies __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 858 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	I don't know where i'm at. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

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10-01-2009, 04:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	you gotta slay a few dragons before you get the princess

10-01-2009, 05:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
toastyroach clan stark Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: the unmanifested Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 288 Thanked 405 Times in 238 Posts	lol.. i usually won't start fucking with slammies (aka slam pigs) until about the 2+ month mark which thank the lord hasnt happened in awhile.. and even then you have to make it clear its only for a blowjob and if they wont accept it then they can go rub themselves out to porn. ps my personal trick is to take out the contacts

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