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crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 01:18 PM

a friend of mine out on the west coast told me that some random guy called her moms a FLASHLIGHT today. not a fleshligh... a flashlight. what the fuck does that even mean? [this girl and her moms are chocolatey if that helps or makes a difference or whatever.]

so there's one.. one of my favourites, lame as it may be, is the good 'ol "So is your face!" hahahah-- it just always works.

So what are some of the lamest disses you've ever heard, Jerk-Stores?

verklingen · 10-01-2009, 01:24 PM

ha one i remember from my days as a kid was whenever someone said "i don't think so," the only proper reply was "i know you don't think. . . SO?!?!"

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 01:27 PM

HAHAH-- in elementary school i had a teacher who would ask kids if they were 'checking to see if they had brains' if/when they rolled their eyes at her.. this teacher got suspended from teaching for a year after i was a few years removed from grade school for racial remarks and shit..

Makros_01 · 10-01-2009, 01:46 PM

i, im sad to remember, got a teacher fired
//////////////////////
i said to her ( i was an angry youth eager to find reason for anything) I SAID 'how can you expect me to turn up on time when youre 50 minutes late to a 55minute period' i was always in trouble for absenteeism
she'd said to me.. she said
'go to the principle and tell him what you told me...
so of course i went to the principal! and i said
mz harvey told me to come in here and tell you to get fucked!

.. took just long enough to figue out so that she was seen for the abraisive bitch she was.. and yet
i still feel bad. we all knew she was having chronic fatigue issues.. i just./. well i needed a teacher didnt i. and i was the conduit of the class..
i still feel sorry

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 01:56 PM

hahaha-- that reminds me... in grade school when i was in grade 6.. the grade 7/8 teacher got fired for supposedly not wearing underwear.

Lloydy · 10-01-2009, 02:17 PM

im also a fan of "so's your face"

pacman · 10-01-2009, 04:17 PM

i know you are but what am i???

osirus2020 · 10-01-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

i know you are but what am i???

Your mother's face?

Dr. Drew · 10-01-2009, 04:50 PM

you're whacktarded

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 07:02 PM

so is your face, whacktard!

Mydriasis · 10-01-2009, 07:20 PM

some dude called me a wiggum-white-boy once, so I pushed him down the stairs. Middle-school was so funny in retrospect.

Dr. Drew · 10-01-2009, 09:45 PM

did you smash a bottle of ketchup over his dome and get your friend to kick him in the balls?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 09:50 PM

haven't most ketchup bottles been plastic for like the last 21 years?

for some reason i find that the heinz in the glass bottles tastes superior, but it's such a pain in the nuts to get out. i'm not a big ketchup user though, not a big fan. i'll use it when i make bbq sauce, or on the orange mac & cheese, but that's about it.

Lloydy · 10-02-2009, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

haven't most ketchup bottles been plastic for like the last 21 years?

for some reason i find that the heinz in the glass bottles tastes superior, but it's such a pain in the nuts to get out. i'm not a big ketchup user though, not a big fan. i'll use it when i make bbq sauce, or on the orange mac & cheese, but that's about it.

word, the glass bottles are much better

Dr. Drew · 10-02-2009, 11:07 AM

the trick to get it out of the glass bottles is to hit it on the engraved 57 with your palm.
works like a charm broseph.

kitch · 10-02-2009, 12:18 PM

a friend of mine's bitchy mom once told him he was 'sucking up all of the heat in the house'

crookedhatinator45 · 10-02-2009, 02:35 PM

have you guys ever heard the joke about the chick who didn't know how to give a hand job, and her friend tells her it's just like getting the ketchup out of a ketchup bottle? classic.. you have to tell it in person to do the hand gestures and shit.

Geeno · 10-03-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

the trick to get it out of the glass bottles is to hit it on the engraved 57 with your palm.
works like a charm broseph.

i believe thats an embossed 57

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitchkinet

a friend of mine's bitchy mom once told him he was 'sucking up all of the heat in the house'

hahahaha

... i don't think i get it.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-04-2009, 12:14 AM

yo whacktards: knock knock?

10-01-2009, 01:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	ha one i remember from my days as a kid was whenever someone said "i don't think so," the only proper reply was "i know you don't think. . . SO?!?!" __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 639 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	i, im sad to remember, got a teacher fired ////////////////////// i said to her ( i was an angry youth eager to find reason for anything) I SAID 'how can you expect me to turn up on time when youre 50 minutes late to a 55minute period' i was always in trouble for absenteeism she'd said to me.. she said 'go to the principle and tell him what you told me... so of course i went to the principal! and i said mz harvey told me to come in here and tell you to get fucked! .. took just long enough to figue out so that she was seen for the abraisive bitch she was.. and yet i still feel bad. we all knew she was having chronic fatigue issues.. i just./. well i needed a teacher didnt i. and i was the conduit of the class.. i still feel sorry __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,191 Times in 1,004 Posts	im also a fan of "so's your face" __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	some dude called me a wiggum-white-boy once, so I pushed him down the stairs. Middle-school was so funny in retrospect. __________________ ۞

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