pissing outside.. - Page 2

Über King · 10-02-2009, 08:06 AM

climb up a tree and do a piss. best feeling ever!

Mescalito · 10-02-2009, 06:06 PM

Word. Pissing from a tree is fun. Also.. shitting outside is satisfying too.. because when you do it its because you really really need to shit.

M

toastyroach · 10-02-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pacman

i go out in my backyard to pee all the time. no where in particular, i just look at the clouds, urniate, and think of how weve all been conned into peeing inside

its a government conspiracy. they probably started promoting toilets around the same time they made hemp illegal and put the word 'god' on the dollar bill... its just more ways to keep us under control living in fear of leaving our own homes so we'll bend over and take whatever the gov train gives us

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-02-2009, 06:26 PM

pissing outside is one of the most realest things you can do.

bmac · 10-02-2009, 07:33 PM

There is nothing like taking a piss outside. It is the time where I feel most free.

Waves · 10-02-2009, 07:41 PM

its an evolution thing, to enjoy pissing outside

you all think your cool but your just following your genes

myxomatosis · 10-02-2009, 07:56 PM

You guys are way too into it.

I mean it's an enjoyable enough activity but Jesus.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-02-2009, 08:15 PM

the outdoor piss is probably one of the most visceral experiences a man or woman can have. moreso for a man, because we can piss pretty much anywhere in a relatively non-suspicious position (unlike women, who must "pop a squat"). It's a fuckin roller coaster ride of emotions, the warm piss leaving your main vein, feelin good, the fear of being seen or even worse ticketed for public urination, and the extreme amount of concentration put into aiming, especially at night, so as to avoid piddling on ones shoe, or worse, ones pants.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-02-2009, 08:17 PM

i got a pop up while looking for some music the other day, and there was this ad with a pic of a chick shitting on another chick's face.

pacman · 10-02-2009, 08:24 PM

id say i pee outside about 1.2 times per day

wellfleation · 10-02-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mescalito

Word. Pissing from a tree is fun. Also.. shitting outside is satisfying too.. because when you do it its because you really really need to shit.

The shit thing is over the line. I did it when I was a kid and REALLY had to go and was in the woods anyway. But you can't say wiping your ass with leaves or just using your underwear is satisfying? It sucked

My yard is mostly private and if I have to go I go. My son who is 5 thought it was cool when he saw daddy piss outside for the 1st time this summer (he wanted to piss outside but I said only if he REALLY needed too as I don't want him pissing outside - being a little kid/perverts). You have to be careful here in Mass as an adult. Unless you're on private property a cop could be a douche-bag and charge you with a sex offense (exposure), say, those many times we all had to pull over and let it go. That's fucking scary.

wellfleation · 10-02-2009, 08:55 PM

Oh, and I look at it as saving water every time I piss outside. I always think of that. But that comes when you get older I think.

my_scatterheart · 10-02-2009, 08:58 PM

whenever I have drink/frisbee sesh in the park I hafta pee a wee bit into the night. hafta jump down into the creek and pop a squat so that dem coppers dont nab me. Always proves amusing when a bitch hasta get back up the bank afterwards.

Dr. Drew · 10-02-2009, 09:06 PM

It's the best at a party..
Girls are always lined up for the bathroom.
Or when the bathroom is being used for nasal purposes.
Teh fellaz can always just go outside and let er rip.

wellfleation · 10-02-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

It's the best at a party..
Girls are always lined up for the bathroom.
Or when the bathroom is being used for nasal purposes.
Teh fellaz can always just go outside and let er rip.

When I was in college in Boston if the chick I was with really had to go I would just take her with me to the men's room as there was always long lines at the bars late night. Almost banged my girl in a stall one night which was cool.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-02-2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

id say i pee outside about 1.2 times per day

Ah yes, I frequently miss the bowl too.,

Waves · 10-02-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

whenever I have drink/frisbee sesh in the park I hafta pee a wee bit into the night. hafta jump down into the creek and pop a squat so that dem coppers dont nab me. Always proves amusing when a bitch hasta get back up the bank afterwards.

if i didnt have a dick to piss with id be so confused

Waves · 10-02-2009, 09:31 PM

seriously as a kid i used to think that girls pee'd out their butts

my_scatterheart · 10-02-2009, 09:33 PM

lololol waves.

we do

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-02-2009, 09:36 PM

speaking of which, I love calling into work sick because I'm "peeing out of my butt", an excuse which I use on a monthly basis. Nobody can really tell you that you have to come in... I mean if you have explosive diarrhea that's that, there's no going more than 5 feet from your toilet. And the best part is that you dont have to act sick the next day when you go in, because diarrhea clears up real quick.

10-02-2009, 08:06 AM	#21 (permalink)
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10-02-2009, 06:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mescalito Space Cadet Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,148 Thanks: 638 Thanked 679 Times in 347 Posts	Word. Pissing from a tree is fun. Also.. shitting outside is satisfying too.. because when you do it its because you really really need to shit. M __________________ Jungle Monkey

10-02-2009, 06:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	pissing outside is one of the most realest things you can do. __________________

10-02-2009, 07:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 282 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	There is nothing like taking a piss outside. It is the time where I feel most free. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

10-02-2009, 07:41 PM	#26 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	its an evolution thing, to enjoy pissing outside you all think your cool but your just following your genes __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-02-2009, 07:56 PM	#27 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	You guys are way too into it. I mean it's an enjoyable enough activity but Jesus. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

10-02-2009, 08:15 PM	#28 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	the outdoor piss is probably one of the most visceral experiences a man or woman can have. moreso for a man, because we can piss pretty much anywhere in a relatively non-suspicious position (unlike women, who must "pop a squat"). It's a fuckin roller coaster ride of emotions, the warm piss leaving your main vein, feelin good, the fear of being seen or even worse ticketed for public urination, and the extreme amount of concentration put into aiming, especially at night, so as to avoid piddling on ones shoe, or worse, ones pants. __________________

10-02-2009, 08:24 PM	#30 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	id say i pee outside about 1.2 times per day

10-02-2009, 08:55 PM	#32 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	Oh, and I look at it as saving water every time I piss outside. I always think of that. But that comes when you get older I think. __________________ FIGHTPOWER Last edited by wellfleation; 10-02-2009 at 08:59 PM.

10-02-2009, 08:58 PM	#33 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	whenever I have drink/frisbee sesh in the park I hafta pee a wee bit into the night. hafta jump down into the creek and pop a squat so that dem coppers dont nab me. Always proves amusing when a bitch hasta get back up the bank afterwards. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-02-2009, 09:31 PM	#38 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	seriously as a kid i used to think that girls pee'd out their butts __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

10-02-2009, 09:33 PM	#39 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	lololol waves. we do __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-02-2009, 09:36 PM	#40 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	speaking of which, I love calling into work sick because I'm "peeing out of my butt", an excuse which I use on a monthly basis. Nobody can really tell you that you have to come in... I mean if you have explosive diarrhea that's that, there's no going more than 5 feet from your toilet. And the best part is that you dont have to act sick the next day when you go in, because diarrhea clears up real quick. __________________

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