pissing outside..

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 05:25 PM

anyone else love pissing outside? your whole life you are forced to confirm to a standard, you must aim into a small egg shaped radius and direct all your urine into it; any directed outside of the designated radius must be cleaned and wiped. it's like being forced to 'color in the lines' your entire life, except with your cock...

at night, i'll purposely walk outside to take a piss instead of going to the bathroom. was having a convo with my buddy ken about this and he does the same thing

Even trippier - we are stoned last night discussing this outside my house... when I had noticed something... one bush I pissed on, withered and died.. rotted out from the inside... all brown in the middle and some green around the edges from pissing on it so much..

the plant just next to it, a landscaping buddy of mine once told me loves the acidic soil and if i have to piss on bushes i should piss on that one. so I did it... the plant has litterally doubled in size over the season

trippy fucking thought. you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially. fucking trippy as fuck dude

Dr. Drew · 10-01-2009, 05:47 PM

im a big fan of letting it flow freely upon nature.

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 05:56 PM

You mean when you piss on some women they die from the acid content while other double in size?

When you a landscaper and you have to piss in the middle of January with cold hands and pull it out of you rain gear this novelty wears right off.

But I get what you are saying. Moss loves the acid and covers up the noise so the home owners can't tell what you are doing in the rhododendron patch.

Dozer McDozer · 10-01-2009, 05:58 PM

lolol can you say what kinda plant it was

haha one plant on my front yard died but it wasn't the one i've been pissing on

shitty thing about toilets... i was wearing my flip flops and a drop of piss water flew out of the toilet and landed on my feet.

heh my dog pissed on this tree that had a bunch of moss around it the other day

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:02 PM

Conifers as a general rule like acid, otherwise their own sap would kill them when it drips on the ground.

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:06 PM

A quick list I found.

Now it's up to you to identify them! haha

Plants for high acidic ph soil conditions: (4.0-5.5):
*Blueberries

Plants for strong acidic ph (5.0-5.6 )or acidic (5.6-6.0):
*Azaleas
*Rhododendro ns
*Hydrangeas (if you want blue flowers)(pink flowers in alkaline soils)
*Catnip
*Camellias
*tomato es
*dogwood
*hibiscus
*magnolia
*H eather
*Witch hazel

Plants for slightly acidic ph to neutral ph (6.5-7.0):
*Roses
*Sunflowers
*Be gonias
*Anemone
*Alliums
* Most vegetables like squash and cantaloupe
* Most fruit-strawberries sweeter in acid soil

Plants that would do better in alkaline soil rather than acid soil:
*Bearded irises
*Figs
*Lilac shrubs
*Yucca
*Sea grape
*Weigela
*Mock Orange

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 06:33 PM

dude fuck you for makingm e check most of those on that list and it's none of them llol... it's green and has no flowers just leaves and stems and shit.

toastyroach · 10-01-2009, 06:38 PM

drben.. i just realized we both are getting closer to our dreams fullfulling... u know whatim talking about.. meet u at the glory hole

**SageTree** · 10-01-2009, 06:45 PM

That is also THE most unscientific description anyone has ever layed on me.

Is it broad or needle leaves? Does it EVER flower? Is the leaf round or long and thin? Does it have lobes? ect ect

sorry Brother.

I'll see if I can find you an online identifying guide later.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 06:54 PM

loooooove it. every chance i get, i'm pissing outside. nothing like looking up at the stars while you're tapping a kidney.. i always wonder if girls are jealous that we can do that. ladies??

Mydriasis · 10-01-2009, 07:18 PM

I love pissing outside, especially in the snow when I've had a few drinks.

When the snow comes I will show you guys my penmenship.

ColtEtish · 10-01-2009, 08:45 PM

I also pee outside at times, I'm not really to big on toilets. I think I'll go do that now actually.

Roach · 10-01-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially.

Jerry Springer ?

tedkennedy · 10-01-2009, 10:52 PM

i couldnt agree more with this thread.

Burner of trees · 10-02-2009, 12:25 AM

its always been a life-long goal of mine to get a supreme court case pertaining to pissing outside. imagine all the glory there'd be to win this case and proceed to walk outside and drain it.. if i couldn't get to clarence thomas i'll settle with judge mathis i guess.

Mercury · 10-02-2009, 12:42 AM

i pissed outside today true story

verklingen · 10-02-2009, 07:33 AM

when i was a kid i'd always sneak a pee outside while playing. a shed provided perfect cover

Geeno · 10-02-2009, 07:44 AM

I didnt expect yahooka to make me this happy today.

pacman · 10-02-2009, 07:54 AM

i go out in my backyard to pee all the time. no where in particular, i just look at the clouds, urniate, and think of how weve all been conned into peeing inside

Geeno · 10-02-2009, 07:56 AM

The amount of win and truth in this thread makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

10-01-2009, 05:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
toastyroach sky blue bally kid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: loungin, between two pillars of ivory Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 4 Thanked 53 Times in 32 Posts	pissing outside.. anyone else love pissing outside? your whole life you are forced to confirm to a standard, you must aim into a small egg shaped radius and direct all your urine into it; any directed outside of the designated radius must be cleaned and wiped. it's like being forced to 'color in the lines' your entire life, except with your cock... at night, i'll purposely walk outside to take a piss instead of going to the bathroom. was having a convo with my buddy ken about this and he does the same thing Even trippier - we are stoned last night discussing this outside my house... when I had noticed something... one bush I pissed on, withered and died.. rotted out from the inside... all brown in the middle and some green around the edges from pissing on it so much.. the plant just next to it, a landscaping buddy of mine once told me loves the acidic soil and if i have to piss on bushes i should piss on that one. so I did it... the plant has litterally doubled in size over the season trippy fucking thought. you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially. fucking trippy as fuck dude Last edited by toastyroach; 10-01-2009 at 05:29 PM.

10-01-2009, 05:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,611 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,708 Times in 4,023 Posts	You mean when you piss on some women they die from the acid content while other double in size? When you a landscaper and you have to piss in the middle of January with cold hands and pull it out of you rain gear this novelty wears right off. But I get what you are saying. Moss loves the acid and covers up the noise so the home owners can't tell what you are doing in the rhododendron patch. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

10-01-2009, 05:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 772 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	lolol can you say what kinda plant it was haha one plant on my front yard died but it wasn't the one i've been pissing on shitty thing about toilets... i was wearing my flip flops and a drop of piss water flew out of the toilet and landed on my feet. heh my dog pissed on this tree that had a bunch of moss around it the other day __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back Last edited by Dozer McDozer; 10-01-2009 at 06:01 PM.

10-01-2009, 06:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,611 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,708 Times in 4,023 Posts	Conifers as a general rule like acid, otherwise their own sap would kill them when it drips on the ground. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

10-01-2009, 06:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,611 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,708 Times in 4,023 Posts	A quick list I found. Now it's up to you to identify them! haha Plants for high acidic ph soil conditions: (4.0-5.5): Blueberries Plants for strong acidic ph (5.0-5.6 )or acidic (5.6-6.0): Azaleas Rhododendro ns Hydrangeas (if you want blue flowers)(pink flowers in alkaline soils) Catnip Camellias tomato es dogwood hibiscus magnolia H eather Witch hazel Plants for slightly acidic ph to neutral ph (6.5-7.0): Roses Sunflowers Be gonias Anemone Alliums Most vegetables like squash and cantaloupe * Most fruit-strawberries sweeter in acid soil Plants that would do better in alkaline soil rather than acid soil: Bearded irises Figs Lilac shrubs Yucca Sea grape Weigela *Mock Orange __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

10-01-2009, 06:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
toastyroach sky blue bally kid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: loungin, between two pillars of ivory Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 4 Thanked 53 Times in 32 Posts	dude fuck you for makingm e check most of those on that list and it's none of them llol... it's green and has no flowers just leaves and stems and shit.

10-01-2009, 06:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
toastyroach sky blue bally kid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: loungin, between two pillars of ivory Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 4 Thanked 53 Times in 32 Posts	drben.. i just realized we both are getting closer to our dreams fullfulling... u know whatim talking about.. meet u at the glory hole

10-01-2009, 06:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,611 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,708 Times in 4,023 Posts	That is also THE most unscientific description anyone has ever layed on me. Is it broad or needle leaves? Does it EVER flower? Is the leaf round or long and thin? Does it have lobes? ect ect sorry Brother. I'll see if I can find you an online identifying guide later. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

10-01-2009, 07:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	I love pissing outside, especially in the snow when I've had a few drinks. When the snow comes I will show you guys my penmenship. __________________ ۞

10-01-2009, 10:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,247 Thanks: 69 Thanked 572 Times in 360 Posts	i couldnt agree more with this thread. __________________ matthew munari

10-02-2009, 12:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	its always been a life-long goal of mine to get a supreme court case pertaining to pissing outside. imagine all the glory there'd be to win this case and proceed to walk outside and drain it.. if i couldn't get to clarence thomas i'll settle with judge mathis i guess. __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

10-02-2009, 12:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	i pissed outside today true story

10-02-2009, 07:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	when i was a kid i'd always sneak a pee outside while playing. a shed provided perfect cover __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-02-2009, 07:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	i go out in my backyard to pee all the time. no where in particular, i just look at the clouds, urniate, and think of how weve all been conned into peeing inside

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