What's the funniest thing one of your profs has written on the board?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 07:30 PM

Today in MKT 621, our prof put Hemmerrhoids on the board.. forget why right now..

but then later in class, he was asking something about like "who's this a pain in the ass for?" [something about who in an organization is it a pain to segment for or some shit.. hell if i know, i was so dumbfounded by the rhoids son..] and i was like, "the person with the hemmerrhoids!!!" HAHAHA

so what's the whackest/craziest/most redicurous things you've seen a prof or teacher put on a board or slide or overhead??

osirus2020 · 10-01-2009, 07:32 PM

I would have to say when we discussed whether or not having sex with goats was wrong.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 07:35 PM

^ hahaha, t-chart??? that's all i could thing of... like positives on one side, negatives on the other?

my_scatterheart · 10-01-2009, 07:35 PM

My soc prof. dancing around like a monkey motioning at his dick talking about "penis gourds" and toilet sex. He's a hilarious fucking dude.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 10-01-2009, 07:36 PM

My professor was talking about growing weed yesterday. He pretty much admitted he does. hahah He wasn't holding back any stories. He instructs at a good university too.

Dr. Nick Nasty · 10-01-2009, 07:42 PM

i am the crazy prof... marijuana and the drug war somehow enters all my courses.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 10-01-2009, 08:35 PM

Mercury · 10-01-2009, 08:39 PM

my professor wrote on the white board "two clicks back", only he wrote it so close that it looked like "two dicks back". so he tried to fix it and only made it worse. and i lol'd.

Dr. Drew · 10-01-2009, 09:43 PM

I always think its funny when the prof trys to draw a diagram and it ends up looking like a dick or something.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 09:55 PM

i had this one prof who did his own diagrams on his slides instead of using the ones from the book.. they were all like eff'd up stuffs he did in mspaint, and you couldn't read them for your life.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-01-2009, 10:49 PM

Because we all know what mkt 621 is....

actually though, university makes you more inept, see:

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crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 10:54 PM

pretty standard coding for anyone who's been to a place of higher education i'm p sure.. pump your brakes.

MKT = marketing
6 = 6th semester course 21 = code for the particular course.

it's B2B [business to business marketing].
ahhhhh-- smell your fart herb. smell it gooood. mmmmmmm

but ya, it was just something that happened recent, so it was just natural impulse to write it like that. sorry if i made you feel bad about yourself and make some chick pity fuck you fukface.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 10:55 PM

PS-- did the dude that made that video go to berkley? looks like a post-secondary school project.

either way.. 20 seconds of that whacktard and his whacktarded gestures is more than enough.

tedkennedy · 10-01-2009, 10:55 PM

that video pissed me off.

why the fuck would anyone know what caused the great depression that happened 50 years before they were born unless they were history majors who specialize in american history.

who the fuck memorizes all the amendments to the constitution and can name them by number?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 10:57 PM

worrd the fuck up ted

tedkennedy · 10-01-2009, 11:07 PM

yea that guy was a piece of trash douschebag

crookedhatinator45 · 10-01-2009, 11:12 PM

i know.. he made me feel bad for him almost. or maybe i was feeling bad for myself for putting myself through that. or maybe both.

Burner of trees · 10-02-2009, 12:02 AM

my business teacher doesn't write often but he does use the word 'dopey' approximately 10 times every lecture. its one of those words where the moment i heard it i just knew it was getting added to my vocab right away. he also once inadvertadly referred to bernie madoff as a murderer.

Mercury · 10-02-2009, 12:47 AM

has anyone ever had a teacher who can't write or spell all that well?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-02-2009, 12:49 AM

yea-- my cooking teacher in high school..

10-01-2009, 07:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	My soc prof. dancing around like a monkey motioning at his dick talking about "penis gourds" and toilet sex. He's a hilarious fucking dude. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	Because we all know what mkt 621 is.... actually though, university makes you more inept, see: <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BUybMMYmpxo&hl=en&fs =1&"></param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptacc ess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BUybMMYmpxo&hl=en&fs =1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="a lways" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="560" height="340"></embed></object> __________________

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,247 Thanks: 69 Thanked 572 Times in 360 Posts	that video pissed me off. why the fuck would anyone know what caused the great depression that happened 50 years before they were born unless they were history majors who specialize in american history. who the fuck memorizes all the amendments to the constitution and can name them by number? __________________ matthew munari Last edited by tedkennedy; 10-01-2009 at 11:03 PM.

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,247 Thanks: 69 Thanked 572 Times in 360 Posts	yea that guy was a piece of trash douschebag __________________ matthew munari

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	My professor was talking about growing weed yesterday. He pretty much admitted he does. hahah He wasn't holding back any stories. He instructs at a good university too.

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	my professor wrote on the white board "two clicks back", only he wrote it so close that it looked like "two dicks back". so he tried to fix it and only made it worse. and i lol'd.

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Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	my business teacher doesn't write often but he does use the word 'dopey' approximately 10 times every lecture. its one of those words where the moment i heard it i just knew it was getting added to my vocab right away. he also once inadvertadly referred to bernie madoff as a murderer. __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	has anyone ever had a teacher who can't write or spell all that well?

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