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Old 10-02-2009, 04:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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damn all i want is a decent girl to stalk me and id be good to go!


i would just fuck and run and change my name


has to be cute tho
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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lol.. i have all of you beat.

untill you have a girl fake an entire pregnancy, you don't know the meaning of the word stalked
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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^ like 9 months worth of fake pregnancy or just saying htat you knocked her up, because the latter is not all that unusual.
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:10 AM   #24 (permalink)
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is manson lamps like code for sucking your dick or what i dont get it

i got almost-raped once, i passed out drunk and shit on my couch and the next thing i remember is opening my eyes to a blonde pullin g on my hand. then in the morning she was still in my bed

an almost-rape cause i couldnt have fought it if i wanted to, which i kinda did.
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Urban Dictionary: Manson lamps

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Old 10-03-2009, 10:30 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Ever been stalked?

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no, for real, yes one time.

Forgetting where your drunken dick has been, can indeed become a sobering embarrassment.

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Old 10-03-2009, 10:36 AM   #27 (permalink)
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^ like 9 months worth of fake pregnancy or just saying htat you knocked her up, because the latter is not all that unusual.
lol.. your assumption is correct. but she had positive pregnency tests (with photographs) and everything. fucking pyschos dude
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