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Old 10-02-2009, 06:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ever been stalked?

Ever thrown positive attention to the wrong person and they just try to live on your dick?

I touched this one girls back when I was drunk and talking to her and apparently that was enough for her to fall in love with me and tell people i 'felt her up'. Weak. F'ed up. I just had to defriend her on facebook cause she doesn't get the hints.
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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defriend on facebook? thats cold
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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defriend on facebook? thats cold
Sneriously. I started drinking when my ex did that earlier this summer.

anywho, what the fuck's up SSD? Bene minute.
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You DE-Friended her? R U sure, that's all you did? If so, then a psycho does as psychos do and you prolly have not heard the last of her. good luck wit dat!
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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indeed. good luck.
I had a stalker back in the day. a high school senior latched onto me the day I transfered to a new school. she was clearly emotionally ill, and wouldn't leave me alone. I tried to let her down easy. failing that, I tried to stay away from her. failing that, I told her to go away.
I had to stop at her house one time to pick one of my friends up. turns out my friend wasn't there and she answered the door naked. I have never been so scared of a naked body. she even tried to coax me into her house, but I took off.
fast forward a few weeks, she's standing at the end of my block (I live on a dead end street) screaming my name to figure out what house I lived in.
I guess one of my neighbors told her, because next time I saw her she was holding a bag of *dramatic music* my hair!
I had cut it and put it in a bag a few days prior. I have no idea how she got it, but goddamn it was creepy.
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah she kept commenting on my status and posting on my wall.

Had to do it.
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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indeed. good luck.
I had a stalker back in the day. a high school senior latched onto me the day I transfered to a new school. she was clearly emotionally ill, and wouldn't leave me alone. I tried to let her down easy. failing that, I tried to stay away from her. failing that, I told her to go away.
I had to stop at her house one time to pick one of my friends up. turns out my friend wasn't there and she answered the door naked. I have never been so scared of a naked body. she even tried to coax me into her house, but I took off.
fast forward a few weeks, she's standing at the end of my block (I live on a dead end street) screaming my name to figure out what house I lived in.
I guess one of my neighbors told her, because next time I saw her she was holding a bag of *dramatic music* my hair!
I had cut it and put it in a bag a few days prior. I have no idea how she got it, but goddamn it was creepy.
holy shit
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I've lived a strange life, no doubt.
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hhaha she just noticed and sent me a message titled Did you seriously delete me?

haha im not re-adding her.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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indeed. good luck.
I had a stalker back in the day. a high school senior latched onto me the day I transfered to a new school. she was clearly emotionally ill, and wouldn't leave me alone. I tried to let her down easy. failing that, I tried to stay away from her. failing that, I told her to go away.
I had to stop at her house one time to pick one of my friends up. turns out my friend wasn't there and she answered the door naked. I have never been so scared of a naked body. she even tried to coax me into her house, but I took off.
fast forward a few weeks, she's standing at the end of my block (I live on a dead end street) screaming my name to figure out what house I lived in.
I guess one of my neighbors told her, because next time I saw her she was holding a bag of *dramatic music* my hair!
I had cut it and put it in a bag a few days prior. I have no idea how she got it, but goddamn it was creepy.
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slapstick pwnd u geeno
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sneriously. I started drinking when my ex did that earlier this summer.

anywho, what the fuck's up SSD? Bene minute.

nada mucho tio, it has been a minute. - what's the good word with you? -- i graduated a few months ago, been traveling a little bit (a Mexico), working like a jerk(in) and trying to save up some scrills. other than that, just chilling in the SFC, taking photos, riding my bike, and trying to party when possible. good to see yer around.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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tell her that you turned gay.
or send her those pics of slap dressed like a girl and tell her you have a new girlfriend.
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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yep been stalked. she went so far as to get a job at the same place as me and would do creepy things like come over and leave notes under my keyboard and talk to my supervisor to find out my schedule and shit... maddd creepy. i eventually just flipped out and told her off and quit that shitty job.

i think she tried to kill herself but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

people are fucking weird man
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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tell her that you turned gay.
or send her those pics of slap dressed like a girl and tell her you have a new girlfriend.
I approve of this.
in fact, if you need more, I'd be happy to supply.
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hhaha she just noticed and sent me a message titled Did you seriously delete me?

haha im not re-adding her.
you need to block her account dawg.

I had a stalker too recently--the dude I made a thread about in G&S who socked his madre in the face/totaled his car/etc. Luckily he got sent away to a treatment center (rehab) out-of-state so he's off my hands.

shit ain't cool.
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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you need to block her account dawg.

I had a stalker too recently--the dude I made a thread about in G&S who socked his madre in the face/totaled his car/etc. Luckily he got sent away to a treatment center (rehab) out-of-state so he's off my hands.

shit ain't cool.
Like rehab for punching his mom or for drinking?
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drinking on pills and punching his mom, among much other faggotry
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One time I had this chicks number blocked from my phone.

This was back when MTS (essentially) had a monopoly on telecommunications.

Basically I sexed the soon to be stalker, but she was boring so I sexed her friend shortly thereafter.

Well the soon to be stalker found out and became a stalker, calling me minimum 20 times a day, on my house phone. MTS allows telecommunications customers to log harassing phone calls, when the calls exceed a certain number of dials per day, week, whatever, MTS will completely block the harassing line from connecting to the harassed line.

She would like follow me around and stuff, I remember one time at some sort of party she just came up to me and started humping me. Actually, I was about a foot and a half taller than her, so she was humping my leg. Like a dog.

She also tried to get people to beat me up, because I wouldn't hang out with her.

Eventually she fucked off, and now she's some crazy fat kick boxing butch.

*shudder*
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