how quickly can you orgasm?

ColtEtish · 10-03-2009, 11:48 AM

I brought this question up the other day, and just realized it would be a perfect question to ask you fine people.

Now I have never timed myself with a stopwatch, but I have managed just under 3 minutes in the wee hours of the morning. You see I had to go to work, but I only had ten minutes to shower, brush my teeth, and masturbate.

I had early morning wood, but it would be interesting to see how quickly I could do it from completely flaccid.

So how fast can you guys/girls get yourself off?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-03-2009, 12:06 PM

as quickly as need be I suppose.

ColtEtish · 10-03-2009, 12:13 PM

Time yourself. The thread title makes me look like a moron, doesn't it?

Jonas · 10-03-2009, 12:17 PM

^ eeeyup

bongobongo · 10-03-2009, 12:21 PM

ya i dunno man, I have some pretty short 2-3 minute porno clips that i cum to... but theres like some buffer period inbetween it where im getting to the point.. hmm i dunno

I like to cum tho!

Waves · 10-03-2009, 12:30 PM

my number is 152

at 153 im done EVERY TIME

ColtEtish · 10-03-2009, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonas

^ eeeyup

In my defense I was still groggy from sleep, and I'm not exactly smart at the best of times.

Those buffering times are kind of a bitch...sometimes I'll have it timed perfectly then it will pause and start buffering again right before I cum. Pisses me off at times.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 12:38 PM

i find that when i jerk it, i can come like... anywhere from 2-20min. if i'm with a girl, my controlled stamina is rediculous now, and i can go 45min+ no problem.

The Rev · 10-03-2009, 12:40 PM

My life is one long orgasm that never ends.

The Rev

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 12:41 PM

^ don't point at me, please

notepad · 10-03-2009, 12:42 PM

last night and this morning

could hardly cum at all

smashed for like an hour.

usually i come immediately after any human contact

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 12:49 PM

ya, we got it. and we got it.

notepad · 10-03-2009, 01:04 PM

gud

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 01:11 PM

ahhhhhh you deleted your extra post and made me look whacktarded, dinglenuts

**SageTree** · 10-03-2009, 01:18 PM

I think the two minute mark is my max low. This is good for public sex.

The SARS Volta · 10-03-2009, 01:21 PM

If i'm doing it myself, can be a minute or less.

As for sex it depends.
If he doesn't know what he's doing I'll cum maybe once if I can manage to force it out (and that will take time); if he's mediocre maybe five minutes at varying rates; if he's amazing it could also take a minute or less and happen up to 30 times.

Luckily I haven't had a lot of lousy lays.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-03-2009, 01:26 PM

^ i've heard from some girls, that after their first gasm i can make them come almost on the minute. is this true/possible? haha

ColtEtish · 10-03-2009, 01:45 PM

Anyone else have trouble having an orgasm when you're on top? I'm not sure if I have psychological block because I'm afraid of not pleasing her, or if I just have more of a submissive personality when it comes to women. Sex for me usually ends up with me on the bottom so I can come, or I just don't orgasm and give up eventually. That's the only way I can completely let go and just let it happen, with a couple exceptions.

It can be pretty awkward not having an orgasm and getting frustrated because of it. I've never had sex with someone I really cared for though, I'm sure that is a large part of my problem.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 10-03-2009, 01:48 PM

dude everyone knows you can't get a girl pregnant if she's on top, cause of gravity.

**SageTree** · 10-03-2009, 01:52 PM

After my wife's first orgasm of the session she says it's pretty much a continuous one afterward.

10-03-2009, 12:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	as quickly as need be I suppose. __________________

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	my number is 152 at 153 im done EVERY TIME __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,062 Times in 2,710 Posts	My life is one long orgasm that never ends. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,617 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	I think the two minute mark is my max low. This is good for public sex. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,617 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	After my wife's first orgasm of the session she says it's pretty much a continuous one afterward. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 371 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	ya i dunno man, I have some pretty short 2-3 minute porno clips that i cum to... but theres like some buffer period inbetween it where im getting to the point.. hmm i dunno I like to cum tho!

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	last night and this morning could hardly cum at all smashed for like an hour. usually i come immediately after any human contact

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	gud

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	dude everyone knows you can't get a girl pregnant if she's on top, cause of gravity.

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