last 3 hours of work

bongobongo · 10-03-2009, 01:51 PM

what should i do as like a last day prank... I was thinking about shaking all the beers in the fridge up so my homies get sprayed and are like LULZ THAT RANDY CAT LOL

or i was thinking about setting all the computers to porno backgrounds... or put super glue on all the mugs around the store to make them stick to surfaces...

lets get some ideas h ere... not much time left!

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-03-2009, 02:15 PM

injure yourself and claim workers comp

myxomatosis · 10-03-2009, 02:20 PM

Then he'd be immediately drug tested.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-03-2009, 02:22 PM

Seriously? They do that in America?!

myxomatosis · 10-03-2009, 02:23 PM

You got it. As soon as you claim workers comp it's drug test time, fail it, you get nothing and likely fired.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-03-2009, 02:24 PM

:\

myxomatosis · 10-03-2009, 02:28 PM

Pretty much. I mean I understand where they are coming from as I wouldn't want some asshole being hopped up on shit and causing himself to be injured, but common sense kinda dictates that it doesn't work that way and then there's the whole aspect of what you do outside of work...

Good friend of mine was installing auto glass for a while, cut his shit open and went to the hospital and got stitched up, without even claiming workmans comp he had to get tested, pissed positive for pot, the doctor asked him "would it surprise you if you tested positive for marijuana" he chuckled and said "nope" and the doc said "okay, because I've got to send this back to your employer and wanted to be sure." Anyway, he got nothing, paid for his trip to the hospital himself and then got fired.

Roach · 10-03-2009, 03:01 PM

^ unfortunately public welfare is the same.

those who've run out of unemployment have come to the harsh realities of the federal welfare program :

fail a drug test...benefits cut off unless you enter drug treatment.

lying on your application about drug use, will result in charges of attempt to defraud, and cut of of benefits.

fail to show up for what ever job they send you to (like UC used to be.) and you're cut off.

notepad · 10-03-2009, 03:03 PM

wat

my unemployment runs out next week

Roach · 10-03-2009, 03:05 PM

you've been on it for a year ?

notepad · 10-03-2009, 03:10 PM

nah couple months

i got a letter saying i only have like 300 bucks more available or some shit though

Linkey · 10-03-2009, 04:11 PM

bongo you should set the homepage of every comp to meatspin

pacman · 10-03-2009, 04:17 PM

fill the place up with chickens

osirus2020 · 10-03-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myxomatosis

You got it. As soon as you claim workers comp it's drug test time, fail it, you get nothing and likely fired.

My buddy hurt his shoulder lifting concrete countertops over the summer after high school. He smoked basically the entire summer, too.

?

osirus2020 · 10-03-2009, 04:46 PM

Get a screen shot of your monitor, save it to your computer, and then set it as your background. Hide the desktop (control panel or something) before you leave your desk or for the day. Most people will just figure it's something they can't do anything about so just use the start menu (not that anyone knows how to really use that).

To make it even better change the titles of files and folders to something vaguely sexual.

notepad · 10-03-2009, 04:47 PM

dude i worked with this summer rolled a four wheeler ontop of him.

then they said they were gonna piss test him

so he quit

osirus2020 · 10-03-2009, 04:51 PM

There's no way that can be right. Way too many people smoke and I way to many people are on workman's comp.

Not that it would surprise me.

myxomatosis · 10-03-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

My buddy hurt his shoulder lifting concrete countertops over the summer after high school. He smoked basically the entire summer, too.

?

?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-03-2009, 06:14 PM

wow that is archaic.

Mercury · 10-03-2009, 06:42 PM

The best easy prank I know is to tape the hose extention thing in the kitchen sink. tape the trigger down and aim it right so that when someone goes to turn on the faucet they'll get sprayed with the water gun.

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10-03-2009, 01:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 371 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	last 3 hours of work what should i do as like a last day prank... I was thinking about shaking all the beers in the fridge up so my homies get sprayed and are like LULZ THAT RANDY CAT LOL or i was thinking about setting all the computers to porno backgrounds... or put super glue on all the mugs around the store to make them stick to surfaces... lets get some ideas h ere... not much time left!

10-03-2009, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	injure yourself and claim workers comp __________________

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Then he'd be immediately drug tested. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	Seriously? They do that in America?! __________________

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	You got it. As soon as you claim workers comp it's drug test time, fail it, you get nothing and likely fired. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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10-03-2009, 02:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Pretty much. I mean I understand where they are coming from as I wouldn't want some asshole being hopped up on shit and causing himself to be injured, but common sense kinda dictates that it doesn't work that way and then there's the whole aspect of what you do outside of work... Good friend of mine was installing auto glass for a while, cut his shit open and went to the hospital and got stitched up, without even claiming workmans comp he had to get tested, pissed positive for pot, the doctor asked him "would it surprise you if you tested positive for marijuana" he chuckled and said "nope" and the doc said "okay, because I've got to send this back to your employer and wanted to be sure." Anyway, he got nothing, paid for his trip to the hospital himself and then got fired. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

10-03-2009, 03:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	^ unfortunately public welfare is the same. those who've run out of unemployment have come to the harsh realities of the federal welfare program : fail a drug test...benefits cut off unless you enter drug treatment. lying on your application about drug use, will result in charges of attempt to defraud, and cut of of benefits. fail to show up for what ever job they send you to (like UC used to be.) and you're cut off.

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	wat my unemployment runs out next week

10-03-2009, 03:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	you've been on it for a year ?

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	nah couple months i got a letter saying i only have like 300 bucks more available or some shit though

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Linkey . Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,463 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 425 Thanked 235 Times in 75 Posts	bongo you should set the homepage of every comp to meatspin

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	fill the place up with chickens

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	dude i worked with this summer rolled a four wheeler ontop of him. then they said they were gonna piss test him so he quit

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	wow that is archaic. __________________

10-03-2009, 06:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	The best easy prank I know is to tape the hose extention thing in the kitchen sink. tape the trigger down and aim it right so that when someone goes to turn on the faucet they'll get sprayed with the water gun. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5xVmyvg_4a4&hl=en&fs =1&"></param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptacc ess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5xVmyvg_4a4&hl=en&fs =1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="a lways" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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