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Old 10-03-2009, 06:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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castrated for the second time!

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A man in southern Vietnam has had surgery to reattach his penis which was cut off by his wife following a quarrel – for the second time.

The 27-year-old man, name withheld, was rushed to a hospital in An Giang province last Saturday after his family found his sex organ had been severed by his wife while he was sleeping.

He was then transferred to Can Tho city where doctors succeeded in rejoining the penis.

They said he was recovering.

Amazingly, this was the second time his wife did it after once castrating him two years ago.

His family said both incidents were caused by quarrels between the couple.

It was also the second such incident for the Can Tho Central General Hospital this year, its staff said.
I think it would be kind of cool to say you had your penis removed and reattached twice.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?

what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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castration is the removal of the testicals. there is no way THAT is what happened.
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is what I understood the term to mean as well. Unfortunately I found a community of eunuchs online and my curiosity got the best of me. I read quite a few articles they posted. Whatever you want to call it I don't see why it couldn't be true, I guess genital removal is more common than we thought.

I just chose an article with a happy ending, some of the other ones were a bit nastier.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?

what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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at least when you get castrated twice you can kind of joke around with the doctors
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I hope he sliced her titties off.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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First of all, why would a dude stay with a bitch who cut his dick off.

Second, Colt, I have noticed that you are very very into the cock.













































u gay?
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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First of all, why would a dude stay with a bitch who cut his dick off.

Second, Colt, I have noticed that you are very very into the cock.













































u gay?
You are quite right, I am infatuated with the cock. As far as being gay, I don't believe so. I have wondered that myself for quite some time, and eventually I had an experience with another man to see if it was something I dug. I've tried imagining myself with a man, or seeing myself intimate with another man, and it just doesn't work for me. I'm still trying to figure out exactly where I fit in the world, but as far as sexuality goes I would consider myself bi curious.

I don't expect that I will have a sexual/emotional relationship with a man in the future, but I'm not sure of anything at this point in my life. All I know is that as far as relationships go, I love women. They might be batshit crazy in some aspects, but I still can't get enough of them.

Hopefully you feel privileged to hear that from me, I have not spoken this frankly about my sexuality to anyone, ever.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You are quite right, I am infatuated with the cock. As far as being gay, I don't believe so. I have wondered that myself for quite some time, and eventually I had an experience with another man to see if it was something I dug. I've tried imagining myself with a man, or seeing myself intimate with another man, and it just doesn't work for me. I'm still trying to figure out exactly where I fit in the world, but as far as sexuality goes I would consider myself bi curious.

I don't expect that I will have a sexual/emotional relationship with a man in the future, but I'm not sure of anything at this point in my life. All I know is that as far as relationships go, I love women. They might be batshit crazy in some aspects, but I still can't get enough of them.

Hopefully you feel privileged to hear that from me, I have not spoken this frankly about my sexuality to anyone, ever.
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at least when you get castrated twice you can kind of joke around with the doctors
what can i do for you today, mr. chang?

the usual..
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AHAHAHAHAHA that baby makes a better stern face than my father
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
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the idiot deserves it for staying with her.
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When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Are we talking about cartoon dicks, or real looking and all veiny?
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:54 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Are we talking about cartoon dicks, or real looking and all veiny?
He's referencing superbad, FYI
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if that's not a still from superbad I'm going to be deeply disturbed
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