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Old 10-04-2009, 11:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:48 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I know how it goes wrong, I forget how to love a woman.

-Tell her you love her in as many was as possible.
-Give her all of your body and embrace all of hers until she is satisfied.
-Never stop giving. Give her all you possibly can and promise her that you wont stop until the rest comes.
-Let her world be yours. Everything she thinks and does is all that ever matters to you. Support it until your dying end.
-Show her that you are the man her children need in their life. Show them.
-Hold her until all of hear fears melt.
Or you just never properly knew in the first place?
You may have good intentions, but this isn't real advice. This is a load of idealized fairytale lulz
"I love yous" and "giving yourself" () will only go so far.

More realistic tips: have confidence in yourself and her/him--let go of irrational jealousy, build trust, don't have taboo subjects between yourselves, don't let yourself go while your partner still looks bangin', don't be lazy in bed, be social together and don't isolate yourselves from your separate friends, and give each other some fucking space when needed.
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:52 AM   #23 (permalink)
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^ worrd. i've been with girls that would hate everything he listed.. girl i'm with now doesn't like being pampered or taken care of as she feels babied and less independent.

it was hard for me at first, because i'm so used to pampering, and trying to take care of them as best i can. but you have to be able to respect where they're coming from and try to understand.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 10-04-2009, 11:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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When a woman tells me she likes anal, then and only then do I know for SURE that she truly loves me.

The only way for a woman to know that a man loves her is if AFTER they have already boned, he still likes to spend time with her when she's unavailable for more boning (such as period time).

As to how best to love each other? Ask each other.



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Old 10-04-2009, 12:17 PM   #25 (permalink)
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^ worrd. i've been with girls that would hate everything he listed.. girl i'm with now doesn't like being pampered or taken care of as she feels babied and less independent.

it was hard for me at first, because i'm so used to pampering, and trying to take care of them as best i can. but you have to be able to respect where they're coming from and try to understand.
word, i doubt most girls worth dating are trying to be treated like children by their dudes
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
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meh love imo is either sexual attraction or fondness for those who share similar genetic material
That's kinda sad.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:46 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Merc you are such a goddamn homo it's unbelievable.
At last, something that we can agree on.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:55 PM   #28 (permalink)
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love exists. at times it's like a drug ppl get addicted to. they will do anything they can to get & keep it, good and bad, like putting themselves in harms way to protect who they love, or brutally killing others because of what they lost. imo, anyway.
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That was a really gay post merc.

Too gay for even me, and I have had sex with a man and used to have a puss n boots avatar.

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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?

what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:45 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:57 PM   #32 (permalink)
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how about...let your lover be who they need to be and are, be who you need to be and follow the same path.

no need to force feed paths.

if you no what I'm saying.
That sounds like a mediocre relationship at best. Such things do exist. I'm talking about the kind of passion that takes love to an eternal level. Like Romeo and Juliette. Epic love. You can have it in your every day life if you make the higher effort. Just "toughing it out" is a tragedy of a love story.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:04 PM   #33 (permalink)
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