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Old 10-03-2009, 10:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you know how to love a woman?

The Rev is getting a divorce and man that really tugs at my heart strings. I know forever is a long time but I always believe that we can make it if we only give it our all. And I know that's not easy. I've not had a great many relationship but when I'm in them I love with fever that burns day and night. Eventually what seems to happen is I lose sight of love for some strange reason. It's like I forget that I was so lucky to have "her". Then when things fall to pieces I stand there alone wondering how it went wrong.


I know how it goes wrong, I forget how to love a woman.

-Tell her you love her in as many was as possible.
-Give her all of your body and embrace all of hers until she is satisfied.
-Never stop giving. Give her all you possibly can and promise her that you wont stop until the rest comes.
-Let her world be yours. Everything she thinks and does is all that ever matters to you. Support it until your dying end.
-Show her that you are the man her children need in their life. Show them.
-Hold her until all of hear fears melt.

What say you?
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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when did you lose your balls
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Just admit you can't do it aftershock.
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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when did you lose your balls
i think he was the subject from the thread about the duder that got castrated twice.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 10-03-2009, 11:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't think most of us can even say we know what love is. Truthfully. That rabbit hole is pretty fuckin deep.

Besides I believe that marriage goes against our natural instinct: to fuck as many times with as many people as possible.

but... good luck rev buddy. keep yer head up and what not
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^ if by rabbit hole you mean your moms' vag, then yes.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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love is a myth...

dependency is reality, how much do you want to foster yours...
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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^ balanced? emo.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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love is a myth...

dependency is reality, how much do you want to foster yours...
love goes deeper than that. you would die for somebody wouldn't you? because of love not dependency.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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with all fairness to merc, that thread mafoo made about mini-pencil sharpeners making him feel fuzzy inside that just recently got revived is almost as whacktarded as the threads he's been making recently.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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love goes deeper than that. you would die for somebody wouldn't you? because of love not dependency.
no...
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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oh noes fukface, how will i sleeep tonight??
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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No I don't think I do. I've had a few close friends and relatives over the years tell me that they think I am incapable of true love.

I have since learned to internalize most of my feelings and emotions, in an attempt to function properly in society. Have to be careful what you tell people
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:19 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Mercury ya gotta love, but be a man!

You'll be loved back much more
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The Rev is getting a divorce and man that really tugs at my heart strings. I know forever is a long time but I always believe that we can make it if we only give it our all. And I know that's not easy. I've not had a great many relationship but when I'm in them I love with fever that burns day and night. Eventually what seems to happen is I lose sight of love for some strange reason. It's like I forget that I was so lucky to have "her". Then when things fall to pieces I stand there alone wondering how it went wrong.


I know how it goes wrong, I forget how to love a woman.

-Tell her you love her in as many was as possible.
-Give her all of your body and embrace all of hers until she is satisfied.
-Never stop giving. Give her all you possibly can and promise her that you wont stop until the rest comes.
-Let her world be yours. Everything she thinks and does is all that ever matters to you. Support it until your dying end.
-Show her that you are the man her children need in their life. Show them.
-Hold her until all of hear fears melt.

What say you?

Look you can love a woman without being her bitch, like you just described. There's a lot of reciprocation that would have to happen for any of those cliche romantic things to happen and be real. And I mean that in the best, and worst way you can think of.

I'll show your mother who the man of her children is going to be.
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I know how to really love a woman. With all 20 centimetres.
A deep as loving can get.
When I cum, they should really feel it in the region of the heart.
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Love is way too situational and relative to the couple involve to simply write an instruction book for. What love is for one person, can be something else entirely for someone else. Hell, do you even think the love a man has for a woman is the same thing a woman has for a man? People are just too different and unique to always have exactly the same values.
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love goes deeper than that. you would die for somebody wouldn't you? because of love not dependency.
meh love imo is either sexual attraction or fondness for those who share similar genetic material

however, the love one feels for a pet or dog for example i can not explain. that is true love, never ending unconditional companionship ftw.
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