how good are you at sex?

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 11:58 AM

I see a trend in my posting habits

Anyways what do you all think of your sexual prowess? I would say that I am mediocre when it comes to sex, and better than average when it comes to foreplay or using my hands/mouth.

Be honest folks

kitch · 10-04-2009, 12:00 PM

everyone thinks they're better than average.

The Rev · 10-04-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kitchkinet

everyone thinks they're better than average.

And some of us are right...terrifyingly right.

The Rev

badgoalie85 · 10-04-2009, 12:07 PM

i would just like to make sure that every yahookan lady knows that every girl i have ever been with has come 70 to 80 times on my first thrust.

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

And some of us are right...terrifyingly right.

The Rev

I had an excellent lunch with The Rev once, and I could tell right off the bat he was a great lay.

He ate that pizza like a champ!

The SARS Volta · 10-04-2009, 12:18 PM

Do you think you'll get honest answers in this thread? lol. What's the criteria for being "good" at it, since that's subjective?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-04-2009, 12:28 PM

sit on my face, and you'll never leave sars.

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

Do you think you'll get honest answers in this thread? lol. What's the criteria for being "good" at it, since that's subjective?

I don't expect people to be honest, my goal was actually to see if everyone's e-ego was so large that they felt the need to enhance it. I expected to get more better than average than mediocre, and maybe one lower than average, if any at all.

As far as criteria goes you answered your own question, it's subjective. Ones opinion on what makes something good is all that matters in this thread.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-04-2009, 12:35 PM

i don't feel the need to enhance anything. but you didn't give me the option of 'pretty good'. i'm waaaaay better than a bit above mediocre though. i'm sorry.

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i don't feel the need to enhance anything. but you didn't give me the option of 'pretty good'. i'm waaaaay better than a bit above mediocre though. i'm sorry.

No worries I just didn't think about adding more options. I'm sure there are many hookans out there that could rock someones world

The Rev · 10-04-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtEtish

I don't expect people to be honest, my goal was actually to see if everyone's e-ego was so large that they felt the need to enhance it.

My e-ego is enormous, and throbbing. Almost as big as my penis, which is huge, and frightens women almost as much as it compells them to join with it.

The Rev

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-04-2009, 12:43 PM

I think there's a dichotomy between how good we think we are at sex and how good we actually are at sex.

Lloydy · 10-04-2009, 12:44 PM

well ive never had any complaints

The SARS Volta · 10-04-2009, 12:46 PM

that's the thing, bitches is tricky and complain behind your back if they have anything bad to say

badgoalie85 · 10-04-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

My e-ego is enormous, and throbbing. Almost as big as my penis, which is huge, and frightens women almost as much as it compells them to join with it.

The Rev

what about your e-penis?

**Mafoo** · 10-04-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

that's the thing, bitches is tricky and complain behind your back if they have anything bad to say

truth.

Lloydy · 10-04-2009, 12:53 PM

i have been told that it was the best fuck ever before but i was on GHB that night so that probably doesnt count

**Mafoo** · 10-04-2009, 01:00 PM

ya thats cheating lol

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 01:03 PM

Ever kiss someone and your teeth click? Happens to me every once in a great while. Pretty funny stuff

**Mafoo** · 10-04-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtEtish

Ever kiss someone and your teeth click? Happens to me every once in a great while. Pretty funny stuff

ya, i hate that feeling. its like my funny bone is on my teeth...

View Poll Results: how good of a lay are you?
amazing. much better than average!	20	68.97%
nothing special, but I know which hole to use.	5	17.24%
lower than average	4	13.79%
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badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	i would just like to make sure that every yahookan lady knows that every girl i have ever been with has come 70 to 80 times on my first thrust. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	I think there's a dichotomy between how good we think we are at sex and how good we actually are at sex. __________________

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	well ive never had any complaints __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	i have been told that it was the best fuck ever before but i was on GHB that night so that probably doesnt count __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	ya thats cheating lol __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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