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Old 10-05-2009, 07:21 AM   #41 (permalink)
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SO I was taking a bath and noticed how insanely long my legs are, and later that day I was wearing some new CK jeans over at some girls house. She told me I have a high ass.

I didnt know if it was a compliment or not. It seemed to just be a comment that she herself was trying to digest.

Ladies, high ass: good or bad?
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:36 PM   #42 (permalink)
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if a high ass is the opposite of a low, droopy ass then yes it's a plus.

saggy ass on a man or a woman does not look even halfway right.
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:39 PM   #43 (permalink)
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ya id say high ass is a good thing
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Old 10-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You want pants that fit your ass well?

Look into womens boot cut jeans.

Trust me.

I'm a 30-31 waist. I fit a size 7-8. Ladies pants really vary from brand to brand. And the flare of the cut changes as well. My favourite pair is a Gap sz. 7 I got for $2. Brand new with tags at a local mission store.

Hit up the nearly new stores, used things look good cause women don't wear the shit out of clothes before they give them away like men's jeans.

They fit just how I like 'em, hold their shape and look awesome on my ass, if I have to say so. I know they make my wife sweaty

Think Robert Plant's pants cira 'song remains the same' movie.


Fuckem'...If that is what it takes, then so be it. They are made of the same shit. Don't get hung up on labels. Pants are pants.
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:07 PM   #45 (permalink)
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No, a tight ass means a tight ass.
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No. You're over thinking this.
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i think high ass means his ass is like up towards his back instead of at the end of his legs
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Old 10-06-2009, 06:11 AM   #48 (permalink)
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I can produce ass pics. Hold on....
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You want pants that fit your ass well?

Look into womens boot cut jeans.

Trust me.

I'm a 30-31 waist. I fit a size 7-8. Ladies pants really vary from brand to brand. And the flare of the cut changes as well. My favourite pair is a Gap sz. 7
30-31 waist is damn slender for a guy

Anyway not to jerk off but i'm told my ass serves most pants justice. Regardless I don't really have a good idea of what my butt looks like...I've put it behind me
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:22 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I rock 33's

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Old 10-06-2009, 08:38 PM   #51 (permalink)
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^ ye, i'm usually 33 if i can find them, but it's impossible so i usually go 34x30. 33x28 would be perfect for my stocky legs, hahah
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Seems to be quite a few panty waists on this site.
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30-31 waist is damn slender for a guy

Anyway not to jerk off but i'm told my ass serves most pants justice. Regardless I don't really have a good idea of what my butt looks like...I've put it behind me
Back in 9th grade I was up to a 34. But I started lift weights in a special gym class and had sport the other day. All week we ran a mile as fast as we could. I was 175 lbs and 6ft.

In a matter of months I was down to 32 and 145. After I put some muscle on I was around 150, which is pretty much were I've stayed for the last 10 years. My pants size only went down when my taste in fit changed. I'm techinically under weight. But my bosses always seem to pick me to the heavy shit. 'No one is crazier than the wiry ones.'
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:48 AM   #54 (permalink)
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SO I was taking a bath and noticed how insanely long my legs are, and later that day I was wearing some new CK jeans over at some girls house. She told me I have a high ass.

I didnt know if it was a compliment or not. It seemed to just be a comment that she herself was trying to digest.

Ladies, high ass: good or bad?
I'm not sure about a "high ass" but I've always liked the look of long legs, aka "dancers legs". I think they give a graceful appearance unless you are very tall because then it looks lanky and goofy. But if a high ass also means like a nice tight ass then I say way to go. I always wish my butt would look small and tight. Not flat though.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:58 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna lie and say I read this whole thread because I didn't but as an observation from the first post i'm gonna assume this thread brings the gay. Yes? No?
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^nobody dignify this with a response, please.



My butt looked great tonight, thanks!
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yeah....definately brings the gay...
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Old 10-10-2009, 02:25 AM   #58 (permalink)
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yeah....definately brings the gay...
Funny you should say that. True story: I got mistaken for as gay TWICE tonight, by two seperate people. They assumed this because I was surrounded by girls. It's jealousy I tell ya.
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When I was a kid I thought it was a silly notion that your butt to pants ratio mattered one bit. Mind you, this was the 90's when pants were particularly puffy. But nonetheless, if they weren't falling around your ankles, your pants were fine. That's what I thought when I was young.

But here I am in 2009 and I can't stop checking the numerous mirrors I keep around to see if my pants are accentuating my backside juuuuust right. Bootleg jeans work the best for my particular shape. I like the slimest look possible but my butt isn't flat so the panst need to:

A: fit smoothly around the ass
B: fit slim through the leg

It's a delicate balance that when disturbed can lead to saggy crotches and bunching waistbands to showing too MUCH figure. Which isn't ever pefect.
if you just left this thread opening as the original question guaranteed it would have been 1000X better
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