Do your pants make your butt look big?

Mercury · 10-04-2009, 05:22 PM

When I was a kid I thought it was a silly notion that your butt to pants ratio mattered one bit. Mind you, this was the 90's when pants were particularly puffy. But nonetheless, if they weren't falling around your ankles, your pants were fine. That's what I thought when I was young.

But here I am in 2009 and I can't stop checking the numerous mirrors I keep around to see if my pants are accentuating my backside juuuuust right. Bootleg jeans work the best for my particular shape. I like the slimest look possible but my butt isn't flat so the panst need to:

A: fit smoothly around the ass
B: fit slim through the leg

It's a delicate balance that when disturbed can lead to saggy crotches and bunching waistbands to showing too MUCH figure. Which isn't ever pefect.

cantSEEme · 10-04-2009, 05:25 PM

are you a woman?

im seriously asking, here.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-04-2009, 05:27 PM

no but they make my cock look big.

because it is.

Mercury · 10-04-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

are you a woman?

im seriously asking, here.

don't be stupid you know who I am... you KNOW we're in an age of skinny jeans. I'm just wondering if anyone else goes through this shit.

cantSEEme · 10-04-2009, 05:30 PM

some of my ex's asked me that.

never heard of a dude worrying about this.

and fuck skinny pants, but fuck overly baggy pants too.

loose fit/relaxed fit ftw.

421 · 10-04-2009, 05:34 PM

i have a pair of jeans that makes me look like i've taken a dump in them

Mercury · 10-04-2009, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 421

i have a pair of jeans that makes me look like i've taken a dump in them

lol. i imagine it's pretty convincing with you. i have a lot of ugly jeans too. it's like learning to buy well fitting pants takes decades.

osirus2020 · 10-04-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

don't be stupid you know who I am... you KNOW we're in an age of skinny jeans. I'm just wondering if anyone else goes through this shit.

What in the world are you talking about?

notepad · 10-04-2009, 05:46 PM

Lo!l!o!l

fenderbender · 10-04-2009, 05:48 PM

Where u been shoelaces? Slackin on teh irc nigga.

notepad · 10-04-2009, 05:51 PM

my fucking shit wont work

i think my landlord who we also get internet thru like blocked the ports needed (6667-6669) or some shit.

its got damn bullshit

Mercury · 10-04-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

my fucking shit wont work

i think my landlord who we also get internet thru like blocked the ports needed (6667-6669) or some shit.

its got damn bullshit

TMI nobody cares that much

Waves · 10-04-2009, 06:02 PM

yes, my pants make my butt look big.

ColtEtish · 10-04-2009, 06:04 PM

It's not something I think about all the time.

I have a mild case of scoliosis, kind of makes my ass cute.

The Rev · 10-04-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtEtish

It's not something I think about all the time.

I have a mild case of scoliosis, kind of makes my ass cute.

I can attest to this.

The Rev

notepad · 10-04-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

TMI nobody cares that much

:|

he asked, i answered.

but while we're on the subject, no one cares how fat your ass looks in your emo-fag jeans

Canuck Wisdom · 10-04-2009, 06:38 PM

wow

Quote:

are you a woman?

im seriously asking, here.

x2,

I mean, I want my bum/legs to look good, but damn. Your bum is the size it is. Be comfortable with it.

I agree with whoever said pants too loose or too tight are bad. This whole fucking tight pants thing going on now is unbelievable to me. I still wear the same sort of pants I always did; comfortable and functional.

And I make them look good too. Not because they are 'in', but because I understand colours and shapes.

msicidron · 10-04-2009, 06:39 PM

i was hoping i'd scroll down to this response^ (uhh 2 posts up)

Merc you faggot why ya gotta hate

ionlylooklazy · 10-04-2009, 06:41 PM

i wear spandex shorts when i go bike riding. sessy

Grieves · 10-04-2009, 06:54 PM

Fuck man all i want are pants that are the same width all the way down the leg, that fit but don't squeeze...

Tight pants are for accenting the finer parts of the form, and are tools for attraction...I prefer to dress for comfort rather than as a lure....

Merc...Surely you understand the concept of tools and that everything created is a tool which has an intended purpose, diagnose these purposes and stop asking so many stupid ass questions...How do you walk through a door?, How do you like your pants to fit? What the....Fuck....

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Do your pants make your butt look big? When I was a kid I thought it was a silly notion that your butt to pants ratio mattered one bit. Mind you, this was the 90's when pants were particularly puffy. But nonetheless, if they weren't falling around your ankles, your pants were fine. That's what I thought when I was young. But here I am in 2009 and I can't stop checking the numerous mirrors I keep around to see if my pants are accentuating my backside juuuuust right. Bootleg jeans work the best for my particular shape. I like the slimest look possible but my butt isn't flat so the panst need to: A: fit smoothly around the ass B: fit slim through the leg It's a delicate balance that when disturbed can lead to saggy crotches and bunching waistbands to showing too MUCH figure. Which isn't ever pefect.

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msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 229 Thanked 157 Times in 122 Posts	i was hoping i'd scroll down to this response^ (uhh 2 posts up) Merc you faggot why ya gotta hate __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	are you a woman? im seriously asking, here.

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	some of my ex's asked me that. never heard of a dude worrying about this. and fuck skinny pants, but fuck overly baggy pants too. loose fit/relaxed fit ftw.

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	my fucking shit wont work i think my landlord who we also get internet thru like blocked the ports needed (6667-6669) or some shit. its got damn bullshit

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,072 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,533 Thanked 3,100 Times in 1,703 Posts	Fuck man all i want are pants that are the same width all the way down the leg, that fit but don't squeeze... Tight pants are for accenting the finer parts of the form, and are tools for attraction...I prefer to dress for comfort rather than as a lure.... Merc...Surely you understand the concept of tools and that everything created is a tool which has an intended purpose, diagnose these purposes and stop asking so many stupid ass questions...How do you walk through a door?, How do you like your pants to fit? What the....Fuck.... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" Last edited by Grieves; 10-04-2009 at 06:56 PM.

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