Goddamn motherfucking CAR KEYS!!!!!!

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 06:22 AM

Shit! Fuckity fuck FUCK! Fuck my god forsaken car keys. And while I'm at it: FUCK MY WALLET AND FUCK MY CELL PHONE!

I swear to god that searching for these fucking items has eaten up a monumental portion of my life. They have an uncanny ability to sort of sliiiiide into the goddamndest of places.

Fuck!

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 06:23 AM

what you need it a hook by the front door, or alternatively, the kitchen

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 06:26 AM

i have "hooks and baskets" of sorts. only I call them my nightstand, kitchen counter, coffee table and sofa. when they're not there i just fucking lose it.

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 06:33 AM

look in the cushions. that's too many places, you are the architect of your dismay

Bearsy · 10-09-2009, 07:11 AM

Word, everything I need when I go out, be it keys, cell phone, Zune, papers, binder, whatever... is on the left hand side of my desk, except my wallet, which perches on top of my PC tower.
Every day.
Force of habit keeps me from losing shit.
It's really an easy thing to get down, Merc. It's time to step up your game.

pacman · 10-09-2009, 07:13 AM

i thought you kept everything in a compartment inside your butt

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 07:15 AM

that's where i keep all my shit

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

i thought you kept everything in a compartment inside your butt

A tried and true reply.

Flamingnun · 10-09-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

what you need it a hook by the front door, or alternatively, the kitchen

Putting car keys by the front door is like leaving the keys in your ignition, in terms of stealability.

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 09:05 AM

ha, not speaking from experience i hope? good point though

**Jimmycube** · 10-09-2009, 09:09 AM

no one locks their doors around here. cars idle in the winter with nobody at the wheal...its MN

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 09:09 AM

It's a wonder that we're still using such an archaic technology as the key.

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 09:13 AM

newer luxury models have a card that doesn't even have to be put into any kind of ignition, just present within the vehicle

**Jimmycube** · 10-09-2009, 09:14 AM

....i want a card

10-09-2009, 06:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Goddamn motherfucking CAR KEYS!!!!!! Shit! Fuckity fuck FUCK! Fuck my god forsaken car keys. And while I'm at it: FUCK MY WALLET AND FUCK MY CELL PHONE! I swear to god that searching for these fucking items has eaten up a monumental portion of my life. They have an uncanny ability to sort of sliiiiide into the goddamndest of places. Fuck!

10-09-2009, 06:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	what you need it a hook by the front door, or alternatively, the kitchen __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-09-2009, 06:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	look in the cushions. that's too many places, you are the architect of your dismay __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-09-2009, 07:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	that's where i keep all my shit __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-09-2009, 09:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	ha, not speaking from experience i hope? good point though __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

10-09-2009, 06:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	i have "hooks and baskets" of sorts. only I call them my nightstand, kitchen counter, coffee table and sofa. when they're not there i just fucking lose it.

10-09-2009, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	i thought you kept everything in a compartment inside your butt

10-09-2009, 09:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	It's a wonder that we're still using such an archaic technology as the key.

10-09-2009, 09:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	newer luxury models have a card that doesn't even have to be put into any kind of ignition, just present within the vehicle __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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