My "Log Cabin" Fantasy

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 07:17 AM

Oh how I love to daydream...

One of my classic daydreams is one that revolves around an isolated log cabin, somewhere deep in the forest. This log cabin is all mine, I bought it and I own it outright, fair and square. I also happen to own a huge chunk of land that it sits on. Therefore there is no reason for anyone to check on me. No parents, no landlords, nobody from the bank. Nobody!

And, being so far away, the place is dirt cheap to operate. Property taxes are like zero because there are no schools, no roads, no democrats, just no fucking city services availible of any kind! I'm on my own out there.

But, being my own fantasy, life is easy. Staying warm and staying fed are my only priorities out there and I manage them well. Wood for the fireplace, a vegetable garden and monthly trips into town for simple neccessities and I'm set!

The rest of my time could be spent enjoying simple things like: breathing and the beating of my heart. Other than those two things, I set my own standards! No need for paychecks. No need to mind fashion. No politics. No advertisements. No noise. Nobody and nothing!

And this place would always be there for me. Just like it is in my mind. My special retreat.

Go ahead and burst my bubble.

pacman · 10-09-2009, 07:26 AM

theyre going to build a highway right through your cabin

it will be hilarious

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pacman

theyre going to build a highway right through your cabin

it will be hilarious

hehe... that's a cute thought.

the only major holes in my plot seem to be water and electricity. i like my private, duty free living and all but baths and the internet are must haves. hmm...

Kompressor · 10-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Lloydy · 10-09-2009, 08:19 AM

is there a book in the cabin?

**Jimmycube** · 10-09-2009, 09:17 AM

evil dead 2 is possibly one of my favorite movies of all time.

My dad owns a fair amount of lakeside property and we have such a cabin. Its nice to go out to for a night and get fucked but...meh living there....

K10 · 10-09-2009, 09:21 AM

I really thought this was gonna have to do with burt reynolds slowly dismantling a Lincoln log cabin and sticking each piece up your ass while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

SublimeStylez · 10-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Bruce Campbell is a god among men, seeing as were on the topic of the evil dead.

Mercury · 10-09-2009, 09:39 AM

Fuck, now I want to watch evil dead. Haven't seen it yet

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 10:04 AM

remember that jack of all trades show? that show was awesome

verklingen · 10-09-2009, 10:07 AM

yeah i used to watch it at my grandma's

Juicy_J · 10-10-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kompressor

Fuck that picture always makes me laugh.

José · 10-10-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy_J

Fuck that picture always makes me laugh.

that's pretty much me with a mustache. haha not really, but almost..

Juicy_J · 10-10-2009, 01:01 AM

Halloween costume idea then?

Mercury · 10-10-2009, 01:48 AM

Im going to turn it out this halloween. I don't know exactly what yet but possibly an evil clown or the classic Scream mask.

Puffman · 10-10-2009, 05:34 AM

My dad did exactly what you described in his twenties. he still owns the land. we went to visit once, the front half of the cabin had caved in. this hippy dude down the path had a pretty sweet set up though, solar panels and shit for a little electricity (life kinda sucks without hot water). i could def see myself living that kind of life style, but it would get boring as hell after a while. although i completely dread the prospect of working 40 hrs/week in an office...

ionlylooklazy · 10-10-2009, 12:49 PM

he left out the part where a burly canadian lumberjack enters and fucks his giant pussy

Juicy_J · 10-10-2009, 02:06 PM

^True story^

Geeno · 10-10-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

Scream masks are the lamest fucking halloween costumes..

Shit was out like a decade ago for christs sake.

word

Mercury · 10-11-2009, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Puffman

My dad did exactly what you described in his twenties. he still owns the land. we went to visit once, the front half of the cabin had caved in. this hippy dude down the path had a pretty sweet set up though, solar panels and shit for a little electricity (life kinda sucks without hot water). i could def see myself living that kind of life style, but it would get boring as hell after a while. although i completely dread the prospect of working 40 hrs/week in an office...

nice. thanks for the response puffman, this is exactly what i wanted to hear. i'm not surprised that sort of living has it's pitfalls (although the solar pannel is genius). but like you said, i most like the idea that if i ever want to stop working 40/hrs a week and paying big taxes and keeping up with the jonses: i could always run to my little hidaway for an *easy* life.

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Originally Posted by ionlylooklazy

he left out the part where a burly canadian lumberjack enters and fucks his giant pussy

lmfao... first funny thing i ever heard you say.

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Originally Posted by Terry

Scream masks are the lamest fucking halloween costumes..

Shit was out like a decade ago for christs sake.

oh the ignorance... the scream mask is a modern classic. the jason mask of the 00's.

10-09-2009, 07:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	My "Log Cabin" Fantasy Oh how I love to daydream... One of my classic daydreams is one that revolves around an isolated log cabin, somewhere deep in the forest. This log cabin is all mine, I bought it and I own it outright, fair and square. I also happen to own a huge chunk of land that it sits on. Therefore there is no reason for anyone to check on me. No parents, no landlords, nobody from the bank. Nobody! And, being so far away, the place is dirt cheap to operate. Property taxes are like zero because there are no schools, no roads, no democrats, just no fucking city services availible of any kind! I'm on my own out there. But, being my own fantasy, life is easy. Staying warm and staying fed are my only priorities out there and I manage them well. Wood for the fireplace, a vegetable garden and monthly trips into town for simple neccessities and I'm set! The rest of my time could be spent enjoying simple things like: breathing and the beating of my heart. Other than those two things, I set my own standards! No need for paychecks. No need to mind fashion. No politics. No advertisements. No noise. Nobody and nothing! And this place would always be there for me. Just like it is in my mind. My special retreat. Go ahead and burst my bubble.

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	yeah i used to watch it at my grandma's __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Im going to turn it out this halloween. I don't know exactly what yet but possibly an evil clown or the classic Scream mask.

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Puffman LeavesOfGrassMyAss! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,550 Thanks: 538 Thanked 251 Times in 163 Posts	My dad did exactly what you described in his twenties. he still owns the land. we went to visit once, the front half of the cabin had caved in. this hippy dude down the path had a pretty sweet set up though, solar panels and shit for a little electricity (life kinda sucks without hot water). i could def see myself living that kind of life style, but it would get boring as hell after a while. although i completely dread the prospect of working 40 hrs/week in an office...

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 558 Times in 292 Posts	he left out the part where a burly canadian lumberjack enters and fucks his giant pussy

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Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 858 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	^True story^ __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

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