I want to move to Africa

scottishbastard · 10-11-2009, 09:35 AM

This is from a stub on Vampires:

In modern fiction, the vampire tends to be depicted as a suave, charismatic villain.[25] Despite the general disbelief in vampiric entities, occasional sightings of vampires are reported. Indeed, vampire hunting societies still exist, although they are largely formed for social reasons.[23] Allegations of vampire attacks swept through the African country of Malawi during late 2002 and early 2003, with mobs stoning one individual to death and attacking at least four others, including Governor Eric Chiwaya, based on the belief that the government was colluding with vampires.[91]

pacman · 10-11-2009, 10:01 AM

America 1692 = Africa 2002

my_scatterheart · 10-11-2009, 10:02 AM

I think Africa would be my last choice for places I'd be tryna fuck with peoples blood

scottishbastard · 10-11-2009, 10:11 AM

hahaha....Got me there.

Grieves · 10-11-2009, 10:33 AM

just because you watched twilight and true blood, doesn't mean that you are a vampire or a vampire hunter...

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-11-2009, 10:36 AM

fuck you scottishfaggot africa is the shittiest continent and you fucking know it. you'd probably keel over and die of malaria the first day you got there.

pansy bitch

i ate twenty quelix tarsalis mosquitoes this morning for breakfast WHAT WHAT

The Rev · 10-11-2009, 01:53 PM

Africa's pretty cool, IMO. They have cobras and shit there.

The Rev

scottishbastard · 10-11-2009, 04:56 PM

I'm gonna tell them I'm from Transylvania to make them know I mean business. Fucking African Government Sponsored Vampires.

And please don't even mention Twilight. I already don't care much for vampires, but that movie/book seals it.

I'm much more partial to Werewolves, zombies and the Chupacabra. Btw Zombieland was pretty good. Bill Murray makes the movie worth while.

When Ali baba and grieves are zombie vampires I'm gonna make sure to capture them, then bathe them to death in a garlic solution.
If the garlic doesn't do the job it's waterboarding time!

my_scatterheart · 10-11-2009, 04:57 PM

You just want to bathe Grieves.

scottishbastard · 10-11-2009, 04:57 PM

I think that Blade would probably be a good African vampire hunter. Buffy would get gang raped. D from Vampire hunter D would probably be okay too, but he'd stand out cause he's asianish.

scottishbastard · 10-11-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

You just want to bathe Grieves.

Wash that filthy mouth of his.

10-11-2009, 09:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I want to move to Africa This is from a stub on Vampires: In modern fiction, the vampire tends to be depicted as a suave, charismatic villain.[25] Despite the general disbelief in vampiric entities, occasional sightings of vampires are reported. Indeed, vampire hunting societies still exist, although they are largely formed for social reasons.[23] Allegations of vampire attacks swept through the African country of Malawi during late 2002 and early 2003, with mobs stoning one individual to death and attacking at least four others, including Governor Eric Chiwaya, based on the belief that the government was colluding with vampires.[91] __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-11-2009, 10:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	I think Africa would be my last choice for places I'd be tryna fuck with peoples blood __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-11-2009, 10:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	hahaha....Got me there. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-11-2009, 10:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	just because you watched twilight and true blood, doesn't mean that you are a vampire or a vampire hunter... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

10-11-2009, 10:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	fuck you scottishfaggot africa is the shittiest continent and you fucking know it. you'd probably keel over and die of malaria the first day you got there. pansy bitch i ate twenty quelix tarsalis mosquitoes this morning for breakfast WHAT WHAT __________________

10-11-2009, 10:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	America 1692 = Africa 2002

10-11-2009, 01:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,672 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	Africa's pretty cool, IMO. They have cobras and shit there. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

10-11-2009, 04:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I'm gonna tell them I'm from Transylvania to make them know I mean business. Fucking African Government Sponsored Vampires. And please don't even mention Twilight. I already don't care much for vampires, but that movie/book seals it. I'm much more partial to Werewolves, zombies and the Chupacabra. Btw Zombieland was pretty good. Bill Murray makes the movie worth while. When Ali baba and grieves are zombie vampires I'm gonna make sure to capture them, then bathe them to death in a garlic solution. If the garlic doesn't do the job it's waterboarding time! __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-11-2009, 04:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	You just want to bathe Grieves. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-11-2009, 04:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I think that Blade would probably be a good African vampire hunter. Buffy would get gang raped. D from Vampire hunter D would probably be okay too, but he'd stand out cause he's asianish. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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