You know what I never understood...

Cerpin Taxt · 10-11-2009, 11:11 AM

Why in movies like 40 year old virgin and other media references, when a guy has a boner and pisses it goes EVERYWHERE.

Wtf?

When I have a boner and piss it's nothing like that, if anything it comes out with much less force.

**Mafoo** · 10-11-2009, 11:14 AM

i think youre thinking about me myself and irene and thats supposed to be like when you stay up fucking all night and you wake up in the morning and your peehole is glued partially shut so your pee shoots out in like 4 directions.

40 year old virgin he just has mad morning wood iirc

Cerpin Taxt · 10-11-2009, 11:20 AM

Yeah I hear the direction thing, but I dunno, it still seems off.

And nah turm, my mind is just wandering aimlessly today... prepping for the physical challenge that will be holding in Thanksgiving dinner

myxomatosis · 10-11-2009, 12:04 PM

Mafoo is correct.

Mercury · 10-11-2009, 12:19 PM

technically it's not possible to pee when you have a proper boner. only once it starts to die down can you pee.

The Rev · 10-11-2009, 12:51 PM

I only have enough blood in my body for one of my heads to function properly at a time.

The Rev

BibleGuy · 10-11-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

i think youre thinking about me myself and irene and thats supposed to be like when you stay up fucking all night and you wake up in the morning and your peehole is glued partially shut so your pee shoots out in like 4 directions.

40 year old virgin he just has mad morning wood iirc

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Hahahahaha... Thanks for making me ROFL!

4 directions..... Hahahahahahahahaha ROFL................

I'm laughing 'cuz it's true! Hahahahahahahahahaha ha!...........

msicidron · 10-11-2009, 01:24 PM

i'm not quite sure why yet, but i hate you^

The SARS Volta · 10-11-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerpin Taxt

Why in movies like 40 year old virgin and other media references, when a guy has a boner and pisses it goes EVERYWHERE.

Wtf?

When I have a boner and piss it's nothing like that, if anything it comes out with much less force.

It's the entertainment industry showing viewers what they wish was reality. For example, in movies where Jack Black always gets with hot girls who think he's funny and charming.

José · 10-11-2009, 02:34 PM

ahah i love you mscicidron

Cerpin Taxt · 10-11-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

It's the entertainment industry showing viewers what they wish was reality.

I suppose a reality where boner-buffered pisses spew everywhere like a broken water mane is one the entertainment industry would wish for...

Sick fucks

Roach · 10-11-2009, 05:23 PM

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I only have enough blood in my body for one of my heads to function properly at a time.

It's true. Turm said you really have to twist his arm to get a rise out of him.

pacman · 10-11-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by msicidron

i'm not quite sure why yet, but i hate you^

this is an under rated yahookan

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-12-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

technically it's not possible to pee when you have a proper boner. only once it starts to die down can you pee.

wrong.

Sugar420 · 10-12-2009, 12:32 AM

all right i want to know the truth about this

Sir-Ex · 10-12-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

wrong.

No, true...unless there's something very wrong with your inner-noodles.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-12-2009, 01:01 AM

No, wrong.

Dozer McDozer · 10-12-2009, 01:07 AM

well shit i guess we haven't pissed while having a raging boner like you

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-12-2009, 01:09 AM

it's not totally uncommon.

Sir-Ex · 10-12-2009, 02:10 AM

It is and it isn't. The boner must be in a passive, waning state. It can still be boner, still hard, but sexual arousal in the mind and muscles must be absent. Unless you're turned on by your pissing boner.

10-11-2009, 11:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	You know what I never understood... Why in movies like 40 year old virgin and other media references, when a guy has a boner and pisses it goes EVERYWHERE. Wtf? When I have a boner and piss it's nothing like that, if anything it comes out with much less force. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,697 Posts	i think youre thinking about me myself and irene and thats supposed to be like when you stay up fucking all night and you wake up in the morning and your peehole is glued partially shut so your pee shoots out in like 4 directions. 40 year old virgin he just has mad morning wood iirc __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	Yeah I hear the direction thing, but I dunno, it still seems off. And nah turm, my mind is just wandering aimlessly today... prepping for the physical challenge that will be holding in Thanksgiving dinner __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Mafoo is correct. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	all right i want to know the truth about this

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	it's not totally uncommon. __________________

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	It is and it isn't. The boner must be in a passive, waning state. It can still be boner, still hard, but sexual arousal in the mind and muscles must be absent. Unless you're turned on by your pissing boner. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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