United States v.s. United Kingdom: Who would win in a war?

Mercury · 10-12-2009, 04:00 PM

The ultimate showdown!!!

The sizeable U.S.A. takes on the cunning England for round two of WAR OF THE SUPERPOWERS!!! The Americans kicked the Brits off their home turf before, but this time the battle begins in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and spreads outwards!!! Whose shores will be sieged first? Whose capital will fall to ruins? Will it be the clean cut Washington D.C.? Will it be the decorative London? Some say Britians Marine corp. are the best trained in the world, but can they defend against the United States massive firepower?!?!?! Only one country can remain to dominate the civilized world. WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!

verklingen · 10-12-2009, 04:05 PM

just our navy could take them down

Cerpin Taxt · 10-12-2009, 04:05 PM

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:07 PM

the American populace is more heavily armed so....

you do the math. and that's putting the militaries aside.

Mercury · 10-12-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Willie D

the American populace is more heavily armed so....

you do the math. and that's putting the militaries aside.

We do got alota guns but don't be fooled, the brits make a LOT of weapons themselves. and they know how to use them...

Don't forget...we're BOTH nuclear!!!

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

We do got alota guns but don't be fooled, the brits make a LOT of weapons themselves. and they know how to use them...

Don't forget...we're BOTH nuclear!!!

Gun politics in the United Kingdom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"...These two situations create what is believed to be some of the strictest gun legislation in the world.[1][2]"

edit- I don't think nuclear weapons even come in to play here. the US would never nuke the UK and vice versa. you gotta think how many Americans still have family in the UK.

that being said the whole situation is of course completely hypothetical and extremely unlikely.

Flamingnun · 10-12-2009, 04:20 PM

Overall US without a doubt. The UK's government over the last 12 years has practically abolished the armed forces, in favour of putting speed cameras alongside roads to save flowers and bunny rabbits.

Parts of the army recently had to cease training due to a lack of funding. Go figure.

That said, point for point, UK pilots would pwn US ones, and the UKSF would pwn the USSF.

sidenote: We don't even have bombers in the Airforce, all US would have to do is send one of it's nuclear bombers based in England to do a 15 minute sortie, and the war would be over

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Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Overall US without a doubt. The UK's government over the last 12 years has practically abolished the armed forces, in favour of putting speed cameras alongside roads to save flowers and bunny rabbits.

Parts of the army recently had to cease training due to a lack of funding. Go figure.

That said, point for point, UK pilots would pwn US ones, and the UKSF would pwn the USSF.

sidenote: We don't even have bombers in the Airforce, all US would have to do is send one of it's nuclear bombers based in England to do a 15 minute sortie, and the war would be over

.

might as well start flying the stars and stripes now

Flamingnun · 10-12-2009, 04:23 PM

We've been doing that since like 2001.

But hey, don't forget without the UK, you'd either be speaking French, or Spanish by now. Count yourself lucky

.

toastyroach · 10-12-2009, 04:25 PM

haven't any of you jackasses ever heard of da motherfuckin G.I. Joes???

I rest my case

Mercury · 10-12-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Willie D

might as well start flying the stars and stripes now

hehehe HIGH FIVE!!

dude i didn't realize the brit's were turning THAT dutch. i've been watching too much james bond. i thought the british secret service was controlling the world and mooching german technology while we're still using revolvers and cannons over here.

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

We've been doing that since like 2001.

But hey, don't forget without the UK, you'd either be speaking French, or Spanish by now. Count yourself lucky

.

ain't got nuthin but love for the UK. you fuck with the UK, you fuck with the US.

verklingen · 10-12-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by toastyroach

haven't any of you jackasses ever heard of da motherfuckin G.I. Joes???

I rest my case

perhaps you know of a little guy named SAINT GEORGE?!?!? or MERLIN!??!?!

it's not so cut and dry bro

Mercury · 10-12-2009, 04:29 PM

i should have made this thread about the U.S. vs the E.U.... that's a fairer fight!

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

i thought the british secret service was controlling the world .

lol. you mean MI5? and it's an intelligence agency, not secret service.

**Mafoo** · 10-12-2009, 04:29 PM

i think its pointless to think about even in hypotheticals. the us and uk are practically the same country. different government same economic interests/ ties

Flamingnun · 10-12-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Willie D

ain't got nuthin but love for the UK. you fuck with the UK, you fuck with the US.

<3

Plus, Action Man would kick GI Joe's ass.

Mercury · 10-12-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

i think its pointless to think about even in hypotheticals. the us and uk are practically the same country. different government same economic interests/ ties

dude the U.K. is like a Belgium that speaks english. language is all we have in common. and our sharing of the cast of whose line is it anyway, of course.

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:33 PM

plus nun you're scottish so that automatically makes you cool in my book as I have mostly scottish heritage

highlander FTW

Man in Black · 10-12-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

dude the U.K. is like a Belgium that speaks english. language is all we have in common. and our sharing of the cast of whose line is it anyway, of course.

um, no?

10-12-2009, 04:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	United States v.s. United Kingdom: Who would win in a war? The ultimate showdown!!! The sizeable U.S.A. takes on the cunning England for round two of WAR OF THE SUPERPOWERS!!! The Americans kicked the Brits off their home turf before, but this time the battle begins in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and spreads outwards!!! Whose shores will be sieged first? Whose capital will fall to ruins? Will it be the clean cut Washington D.C.? Will it be the decorative London? Some say Britians Marine corp. are the best trained in the world, but can they defend against the United States massive firepower?!?!?! Only one country can remain to dominate the civilized world. WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	the American populace is more heavily armed so.... you do the math. and that's putting the militaries aside. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Overall US without a doubt. The UK's government over the last 12 years has practically abolished the armed forces, in favour of putting speed cameras alongside roads to save flowers and bunny rabbits. Parts of the army recently had to cease training due to a lack of funding. Go figure. That said, point for point, UK pilots would pwn US ones, and the UKSF would pwn the USSF. sidenote: We don't even have bombers in the Airforce, all US would have to do is send one of it's nuclear bombers based in England to do a 15 minute sortie, and the war would be over . __________________

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	We've been doing that since like 2001. But hey, don't forget without the UK, you'd either be speaking French, or Spanish by now. Count yourself lucky . __________________

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toastyroach clan stark Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: the unmanifested Posts: 3,790 Thanks: 288 Thanked 405 Times in 238 Posts	haven't any of you jackasses ever heard of da motherfuckin G.I. Joes??? I rest my case __________________ "I'm gonna pray for deadhead as well even though I'm not religious, just super committed to trolling." Terry

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	i should have made this thread about the U.S. vs the E.U.... that's a fairer fight!

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,648 Times in 1,697 Posts	i think its pointless to think about even in hypotheticals. the us and uk are practically the same country. different government same economic interests/ ties __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	plus nun you're scottish so that automatically makes you cool in my book as I have mostly scottish heritage highlander FTW __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

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