Pole poll

~1~ · 10-13-2009, 11:23 AM

I am, are you?

verklingen · 10-13-2009, 11:24 AM

is im gay the only choice for the pole poll?

verklingen · 10-13-2009, 11:26 AM

ohhhhh THAT kind of pole. maybe a bit i'm 1/4 czech

Mercury · 10-13-2009, 11:31 AM

It's Mercury, not Mercowskie.

José · 10-13-2009, 11:33 AM

1/2 german

1/4 swedish

1/4 scottish

suck it you ugly polish people!!!!

crookedhatinator45 · 10-13-2009, 11:42 AM

Q: What does it say on the bottom of a Coke bottle in Poland?

A: Open other end.

Q: How do you break a Pole's finger?

A: Hit him on the nose.

Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?

A: Put it in water.

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?

A: Lawrence of Poland.

Mikey · 10-13-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

Q: What does it say on the bottom of a Coke bottle in Poland?

A: Open other end.

Q: How do you break a Pole's finger?

A: Hit him on the nose.

Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?

A: Put it in water.

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?

A: Lawrence of Poland.

i

ed

i was born in poland though

Über King · 10-13-2009, 12:56 PM

cuban man, french man, english man, and a polish man are all sat in a boat.

the french man is drinking champage, but halway through the bottle he throws it overboard, everyone looks shocked, but he says 'its ok, we have plenty back home'

similarly, the cuban man throws his cigar overboard. once again everyone looks shocked, but he says we have plenty back home.

suddenly the englishman grabs the Pole, holds him above his head, and throws him overboard.

The cuban grabs him and shouts 'HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???'

The englishman replies 'its ok, we have plenty back home'

cantSEEme · 10-13-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

It's Mercury, not Mercowskie.

lol!

and as far as i know, no polish up in me.

**SageTree** · 10-13-2009, 03:18 PM

No Pole here.

pacman · 10-13-2009, 07:14 PM

im irish, italian, and polish. lucky me, i look mostly polish.

notepad · 10-13-2009, 07:24 PM

lol uber

Mydriasis · 10-13-2009, 07:36 PM

I'm part czech too verk we should get together drink some slivovitz and a few tall pivo's.

Cerpin Taxt · 10-13-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

cuban man, french man, english man, and a polish man are all sat in a boat.

the french man is drinking champage, but halway through the bottle he throws it overboard, everyone looks shocked, but he says 'its ok, we have plenty back home'

similarly, the cuban man throws his cigar overboard. once again everyone looks shocked, but he says we have plenty back home.

suddenly the englishman grabs the Pole, holds him above his head, and throws him overboard.

The cuban grabs him and shouts 'HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???'

The englishman replies 'its ok, we have plenty back home'

Hahahah funny, I heard that as a kid but said in a different way.

Jokes sure travel many a great mile...

BibleGuy · 10-13-2009, 10:03 PM

Not me, but Nascar drivers like the pole position.

verklingen · 10-14-2009, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mydriasis

I'm part czech too verk we should get together drink some slivovitz and a few tall pivo's.

definitely

View Poll Results: Polish and proud?
100% Polack	2	13.33%
Partial Pole	2	13.33%
Not fortunate enough.	7	46.67%
I like the cock, Polish cock is my favorite.	4	26.67%
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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	ohhhhh THAT kind of pole. maybe a bit i'm 1/4 czech __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	cuban man, french man, english man, and a polish man are all sat in a boat. the french man is drinking champage, but halway through the bottle he throws it overboard, everyone looks shocked, but he says 'its ok, we have plenty back home' similarly, the cuban man throws his cigar overboard. once again everyone looks shocked, but he says we have plenty back home. suddenly the englishman grabs the Pole, holds him above his head, and throws him overboard. The cuban grabs him and shouts 'HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???' The englishman replies 'its ok, we have plenty back home' __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

10-13-2009, 11:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	It's Mercury, not Mercowskie.

10-13-2009, 11:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	1/2 german 1/4 swedish 1/4 scottish suck it you ugly polish people!!!!

10-13-2009, 03:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	No Pole here. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

10-13-2009, 07:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	im irish, italian, and polish. lucky me, i look mostly polish.

10-13-2009, 07:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	lol uber

10-13-2009, 07:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	I'm part czech too verk we should get together drink some slivovitz and a few tall pivo's. __________________ ۞

10-13-2009, 10:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
BibleGuy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 328 Thanks: 137 Thanked 136 Times in 85 Posts	Not me, but Nascar drivers like the pole position.

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