Make up a story for this picture

Mydriasis · 10-15-2009, 08:46 PM

do it.

:co nfused:

Grieves · 10-15-2009, 09:08 PM

cantSEEme · 10-15-2009, 09:15 PM

one day, the most adventurous of the four baby penguins tried to fly. he tried, and tried, and tried, but to no avail. looking at his father, confused, he asks him, "daddy, why do we have wings, but we can't fly"? the father, glowing with pride that his own offspring would have the courage to try something on his own free will, looks down at his baby boy, and in a muttered whisper says to him, "because god hates you". two days later during a deep water dive to find fish, the whole family of penguins were eaten alive by a killer whale.

the end.

scottishbastard · 10-15-2009, 09:36 PM

Baby penguin on right: "Shit guys, we overslept. Do you think Baskin and robins is still giving away free scoops?"

Mercury · 10-15-2009, 09:39 PM

It looks to me like the one on the far right just won a boxing match with the second one from the left. The small one is the referee.

Cerpin Taxt · 10-15-2009, 09:43 PM

Penguin 1: ...
Penguin 2: ...
Pengion 3: ...
Penguin 4: Y!

Penguin 1: *thinking* "YMCA"... pffft. What a twit.

scottishbastard · 10-15-2009, 09:53 PM

I think quotes work better than a story...Ymca...lawl

BibleGuy · 10-15-2009, 11:30 PM

Once upon a time on an iceberg far far aw.. WHOA! Hey mom, you're stepping on my tail!

Sir-Ex · 10-15-2009, 11:50 PM

4 deep antarctic playas kickin it on the curb of skid row.

aft3rsh0kk · 10-16-2009, 12:06 AM

happiest moment of their lives
-5 secs later-
/splat -the sound of a 270 going through the little guy

crookedhatinator45 · 10-16-2009, 12:41 AM

i really dug surfs up. loved how THE DUDE was like the hero-surfer-penguin dude that everyone idolized and looked up to.
what was weird though was seeing it after seeing the first live-action transformers like 8x the week prior to seeing it.. so shia's voice was kind of weird. ahahah

Sir-Ex · 10-16-2009, 02:09 PM

The Dude... let me guess they had jeff bridges do the voice.

The Rev · 10-16-2009, 06:57 PM

The Rev

10-15-2009, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Make up a story for this picture do it.:co nfused: __________________ ۞

10-15-2009, 09:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	__________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

10-15-2009, 09:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Baby penguin on right: "Shit guys, we overslept. Do you think Baskin and robins is still giving away free scoops?" __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-15-2009, 09:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	Penguin 1: ... Penguin 2: ... Pengion 3: ... Penguin 4: Y! Penguin 1: thinking "YMCA"... pffft. What a twit. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

10-15-2009, 09:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I think quotes work better than a story...Ymca...lawl __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-15-2009, 09:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	one day, the most adventurous of the four baby penguins tried to fly. he tried, and tried, and tried, but to no avail. looking at his father, confused, he asks him, "daddy, why do we have wings, but we can't fly"? the father, glowing with pride that his own offspring would have the courage to try something on his own free will, looks down at his baby boy, and in a muttered whisper says to him, "because god hates you". two days later during a deep water dive to find fish, the whole family of penguins were eaten alive by a killer whale. the end.

10-15-2009, 09:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	It looks to me like the one on the far right just won a boxing match with the second one from the left. The small one is the referee.

10-15-2009, 11:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
BibleGuy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 329 Thanks: 137 Thanked 136 Times in 85 Posts	Once upon a time on an iceberg far far aw.. WHOA! Hey mom, you're stepping on my tail!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	4 deep antarctic playas kickin it on the curb of skid row. Attached Images __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	The Dude... let me guess they had jeff bridges do the voice. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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