Geeno

What an epic asshole.

This guy was just on the local news 9 version of lets suck a celebrities dick for a minute. He speaks over himself, which I didn't know someone could do without a serious combination of drugs in them.

He said he was 15 when he learned he was a psychic, and some woman psychic is how he figured it out. She was holding his high-school ring supposedly using it to read him, blah blah blah. Since when do 15 year olds have highschool rings?

When he tells a story he constantly changes it while he's telling it. This nigga makes no sense. How does anyone buy it?

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Bearsy

Because they want to. And he takes advantage of that.

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verklingen

that other one is worse imo, the bitch montel had on all the time

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

myxomatosis

Sylvia Brown. Both are hacks.

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oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird
and why can't that always be
tossing aside from your birches crown
just enough dark to see
how you're the light over me

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The Rev

Looks like Stallone and Ed Norton had a kid.



The Rev

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scottishbastard

My fucking mom reads Sylvia Brown's bullshit. She's a smart lady and I don't know how she bought into that nasty old blowjob of a woman.

Not that this guy is a psychic, but Kevin Trudeau (Spelling?) is a bigger scam artist than both combined. First he sells cures for diseases, now he's selling a book on how to get free money from the government. It wouldnt surprise me at all if he became a psychic next.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

The SARS Volta

He's a washed-up, played-out 'celebrity' television 'psychic'. Would you be more surprised if he was a tool than if he weren't?

Then again, Miss Cleo was pretty lovable and jolly. Can't hate her, even though that Jamaican accent is a likely farce. I'd be willing to bet she was born in Illinois or something.

I wrote a poem about Miss Cleo back in middle school (I still have it):
MISS CLEO HAS DEEP BROWN EYES
PSYCHIC POWERS, AND BIG ROUND THIGHS
SHE SEES YOUR FUTURE OR AT LEAST, SHE TRIES
$20 A MINUTE FOR SOME BULLSHIT LIES

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cantSEEme

word.

my sister and moms love edwards, brown, van prague, all those con artists.

cold reading pays good, tho. got to admit that.

verklingen

that picture is like the douchiest picture of anyone ever

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cantSEEme

well he did win the biggest douche in the universe award.

verklingen

word he sent that giant douche crying home to momma

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”