scottishbastard

It is a beautiful day for Angelenos! Since I was five these bus signs have intrigued us and given us something to make fun of. Now after years of waiting, Sacha Baron Cohen is producing/starring in a movie about the ACCIDENTES (222 2222!) guy! It's about an ambulence chaser (go figure). This film has restored my faith in modern Cinema.

Sacha Baron Cohen Wages Class Warfare with ACCIDENTES! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

cantSEEme

ali g movie = horrible

borat movie = great

bruno movie = staged


his genius comes from exploiting ppls insecurities and small-minded views. imo, he should stick with it, although i cant see how ppl dont immediately recognize his face by now.

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scottishbastard

I dont care if the movie is good. I care that theyre making a movie on ACCIDENTES GUY! My friend was him for halloween two years back.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

notepad

i dont really think bruno's all that staged.


but wurd

~1~

That guy already has a movie...

BANANAS!*

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Mafoo

lol that sign is everywhere!

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PLUR
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

scottishbastard

My friends and I are extatic that they've finally recognized the brilliant simplicity of ACCIDENTES GUY! He's my favorite L.A. MEME besides CRAZY GIDEON!

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

scottishbastard

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

~1~

Crazy Gideon closed his doors...

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scottishbastard

I know. That was a sad day.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

scottishbastard

Turm - Don't you mean you had an "accidente"?

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

scottishbastard

I had this ghetto bike as a kid that didnt have breaks (because it got stolen, then my dad saw a guy selling it on the street and took it back from him, but the breaks were gone) and I would ride down this hill all super fast showing off to this Armenian girl I had a crush on...giving her the "I know you wanna bang me" look.
Well anways, to make a long story shortish, my friend walks out on the corner as Im hauling ass down the hill and go's "HEY DUDE!", I look at him, it throws off my balance and I go flipping down this hill for like 40 feet. I had cuts on every inch of my body.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

verklingen

she came and licked your wounds right? or did she lick your wounds and then cum

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

scottishbastard

When I was 2 or 3 I was riding my bigwheel down the same hill and my grandma popped out of her house (she lived next door) to try and stop me because she thought I was out of control and going to fast and I ran her the fuck over hahaha. I love my grandma but thats what you get for trying to stop a crazy little kid on a bigwheel.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

José

when I was about 9 my brother and I were racing to the end of the street on our bikes and my front wheel nailed his back wheel square on and i flew over my bike, my brother, and his bike and landed infront of his bike. It was crazy mang.