The bible says that Jesus experienced everything human... - Page 2

**SageTree** · 10-21-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by scottishbastard

Mary Magdalin = Mary of Magdala

word man, I'm just playing with you. Not many people'd write it that way, so it took me a second to read it right. Maybe just having more fun with myself :P

**Bearsy** · 10-21-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Prophet Saddam

^fail

yo. · 10-21-2009, 03:00 PM

mary of magdala...

haha

scottishbastard · 10-21-2009, 03:38 PM

Damnit. Thats how you say it MOFO! Mary Magdaline is a mistranslation of Mary FROM Magdala. (That was to killer not you sage).

And god couldnt catch jesus beating it if you believe in the trinity, because god IS jesus.

B. · 10-21-2009, 05:49 PM

But god is also omnipresent, so he has caught everyone wanking, everytime they do it... including Jesus.

scottishbastard · 10-21-2009, 05:52 PM

Wouldnt it be considered Jesus catching himself masturbating? Man...I bet theologans never expected this discussion.

Canuck Wisdom · 10-21-2009, 06:03 PM

Yes it would be.

Just like how it would be you catching you wanking it, as well as God catching you when you know your doing it or anyone else does.

Waves · 10-21-2009, 06:34 PM

i catch myself masturbating ALL THE TIME

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-21-2009, 07:42 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but incest is allowed under Christianity. As long as you marry the said family member... the guys who wrote the Bible seemed to have a fascination with it.

Mydriasis · 10-21-2009, 09:35 PM

The SARS Volta · 10-21-2009, 10:13 PM

The bible says jesus had the human experience, because the bible expects you to be a human that is asexual yet cheerful and passive like the jesus experience. little does bible consider, this isn't possible.

**SageTree** · 10-22-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kiLLeRrrr

mary of magdala...

haha

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Originally Posted by scottishbastard

Damnit. Thats how you say it MOFO! Mary Magdaline is a mistranslation of Mary FROM Magdala. sage).

Word. One from Magdala makes one from there a Magdalene.

Sugar420 · 10-22-2009, 10:56 AM

youd think it would be possible comedy gold to have a bunch of ppl commenting on something theyve never read and dont really understand. but this has just turned out kinda sad.
i would like to encourage you sadly misinformed ppl to find out what the bible really does say and what its about rather than rely on your imagination and guessing

**SageTree** · 10-22-2009, 11:17 AM

Well

FFA+JC= not going to exactly be transfered to Spiritual Smoke anytime soon

Flamingnun · 10-22-2009, 11:19 AM

Waves · 10-22-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by v3d4

youd think it would be possible comedy gold to have a bunch of ppl commenting on something theyve never read and dont really understand. but this has just turned out kinda sad.
i would like to encourage you sadly misinformed ppl to find out what the bible really does say and what its about rather than rely on your imagination and guessing

wait wait wait

so jesus DIDNT masturbate through his stigmata?

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-22-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

The bible says jesus had the human experience, because the bible expects you to be a human that is asexual yet cheerful and passive like the jesus experience. little does bible consider, this isn't possible.

If you actually read the Bible you will see it endorses violence and aggressiveness a lot. The only part where it talks about that is Jesus' sermon on the mount.

Sir-Ex · 10-22-2009, 03:51 PM

Yeah which bible we talking about here?

And the bible does endorse fucking. Fuck fuck fuck all ya want just keep it married and straight and babylicious is what the bible says.

Anyways, I think we're all forgetting a more important question which is, if Jesus experienced everything human, then did he endure the sweet thrill of murder as well?

**~~stateofkane~~** · 10-22-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by v3d4

youd think it would be possible comedy gold to have a bunch of ppl commenting on something theyve never read and dont really understand. but this has just turned out kinda sad.
i would like to encourage you sadly misinformed ppl to find out what the bible really does say and what its about rather than rely on your imagination and guessing

It's a book full of contradictions, written by different people at different times. Some of the stories make no sense and have no meaning.

It's pitiful. It would be funny if so many people didn't take it seriously.

verklingen · 10-22-2009, 04:14 PM

i agree people do take some ridiculous/antiquated things seriously. but that's the problem of a human, not a book

10-21-2009, 03:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,207 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	mary of magdala... haha __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Damnit. Thats how you say it MOFO! Mary Magdaline is a mistranslation of Mary FROM Magdala. (That was to killer not you sage). And god couldnt catch jesus beating it if you believe in the trinity, because god IS jesus. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Wouldnt it be considered Jesus catching himself masturbating? Man...I bet theologans never expected this discussion. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 560 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	Correct me if I'm wrong but incest is allowed under Christianity. As long as you marry the said family member... the guys who wrote the Bible seemed to have a fascination with it.

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	Yeah which bible we talking about here? And the bible does endorse fucking. Fuck fuck fuck all ya want just keep it married and straight and babylicious is what the bible says. Anyways, I think we're all forgetting a more important question which is, if Jesus experienced everything human, then did he endure the sweet thrill of murder as well? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	i agree people do take some ridiculous/antiquated things seriously. but that's the problem of a human, not a book __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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