The bible says that Jesus experienced everything human...

**Bearsy** · 10-20-2009, 08:38 PM

so did he beat off?

scottishbastard · 10-20-2009, 09:12 PM

He atleast had sex. I think god blinds you for masturbating.

Prophet Saddam · 10-20-2009, 10:19 PM

at least a wet dream

Mull D · 10-20-2009, 10:22 PM

yes he did it's in the bible

Prophet Saddam · 10-20-2009, 10:29 PM

after research, i've concluded that he masturbated religiously.

/that's what the holes in his hands are for, no?

**Bearsy** · 10-20-2009, 10:45 PM

Prophet Saddam · 10-20-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

^fail

Waves · 10-20-2009, 11:41 PM

jesus had six dicks that were always simultaneously being sucked by the six finest bitches in jerusalem. fact.

BibleGuy · 10-21-2009, 12:10 AM

Come on already, willa guys??? Is nothing sacred? Masterbation doesn't make you go blind, it makes you cross-eyed. I watched The Love Guru and paid attention.

Good grief! I gotta go take a crap.

Mull D · 10-21-2009, 12:11 AM

we could use a better bible expert

Lloydy · 10-21-2009, 12:52 AM

so by that logic jesus also had aids.

Waves · 10-21-2009, 12:55 AM

jesus got aids, then un-got it just cuz hes jesus.

Hooked · 10-21-2009, 05:17 AM

poz jeebs

B. · 10-21-2009, 05:34 AM

Jesus having an angry wank... that is definately a mental image I wish to plant into the minds of our local parishoners.

scottishbastard · 10-21-2009, 12:18 PM

Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.

verklingen · 10-21-2009, 12:20 PM

did she suck him? cuz that's one of the best human experiences

Flamingnun · 10-21-2009, 12:21 PM

**SageTree** · 10-21-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishbastard

Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala.

What?! Not mary mandalin? I mean mandala.

Burner of trees · 10-21-2009, 12:52 PM

i wonder if god ever caught him beating it?

scottishbastard · 10-21-2009, 12:53 PM

Mary Magdalin = Mary of Magdala

10-20-2009, 09:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	He atleast had sex. I think god blinds you for masturbating. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	jesus had six dicks that were always simultaneously being sucked by the six finest bitches in jerusalem. fact. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,191 Times in 1,004 Posts	so by that logic jesus also had aids. __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	jesus got aids, then un-got it just cuz hes jesus. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Metro Posts: 5,479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts	poz jeebs __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

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Prophet Saddam YaHookan 2011 Winner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,340 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 3,690 Thanked 713 Times in 479 Posts	at least a wet dream

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Mull D Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,584 Thanks: 455 Thanked 156 Times in 81 Posts	yes he did it's in the bible

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Prophet Saddam YaHookan 2011 Winner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,340 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 3,690 Thanked 713 Times in 479 Posts	after research, i've concluded that he masturbated religiously. /that's what the holes in his hands are for, no?

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BibleGuy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 329 Thanks: 137 Thanked 136 Times in 85 Posts	Come on already, willa guys??? Is nothing sacred? Masterbation doesn't make you go blind, it makes you cross-eyed. I watched The Love Guru and paid attention. Good grief! I gotta go take a crap.

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Mull D Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,584 Thanks: 455 Thanked 156 Times in 81 Posts	we could use a better bible expert

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scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Many people think he bange Mary of Magdala. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	did she suck him? cuz that's one of the best human experiences __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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10-21-2009, 12:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Mary Magdalin = Mary of Magdala __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats