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ya, yo.
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i'm that guy who has a 2:1 ratio of unfunny generic comments/awesometastic lulz seizure inducing ones
also i'm that guy that doesn't like to have bills, and will avoid them at all costs. case in point: i stay with a prepaid phone.
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Apparently I'm the guy who will speak his opinion on a topic 10 minutes after the discussion has ended. I just like mull it over in my head for a while first.
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Old School
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Liquid courage and you will be that guy who wakes up with a big shiner while others help you remember what an ass-hole you were and how you really deserved the beating you got..
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Jedi High Council
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Im surprised I havent gotten my ass kicked, when Im drunk I tend to talk a lot of shit, maybe its because I got a huge grin on my face when I say it, nobody takes me seriously rofl Im fearless though, I know I can fuck kids up given the chance.
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right! haven't gotten in a drunk fight though.
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I'm "That Guy" who gets pissed off at inanimate objects. I bump into something, and it hurts, and I want to throw it through a window while yelling, "See!! See Motherfucker!! That's what happens when you get in the way of my elbow, you fucking FUCK!!"
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that combination sounds like it could result in some humorous youtube videos when you go to pick up a 12 pack at the local liquour mart.
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I am the Walrus
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I am the Walrus
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I'm the belligerent drunk guy, mostly at inanimate object. I shot a glass bottle at one of my friend's party with a air pistol, exploded all over some bitch I hated anyways. Afterward apparently (I don't remember) I kicked a couple 5 gallon water jugs and some tools down the stairs on the way out knocking down the shelves at the bottom. I wound up throwing up all over his kitchen.
See the problem is that he's like K10 and Hyper always trying to get me fucked up.
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lol rev i must be your illegitimate love child
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Reminds me of one of my buddies....new years eve 1991 we were on a bender and he ended up getting into it with a payphone. He had a little 2 foot oak bat with him though, so the phone lost that one. Another time he got into a fight with a parked car, but he lost that one.
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To be frank, I'm that guy who doesn't know how to censor what he says or does at a party. Whatever shit is in my head just comes out. The stuff in my head is not always...I'm not sure of the word for it.
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![]() nobody wants to fuck the adorable guy. they wanna fuck the asshole. you lose, sucker.
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